Mercury
mercuryunreal.bsky.social
Mercury
@mercuryunreal.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️ he/him
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Nearly killed in a crosswalk by Lowly Worm doing 490 km/h in a Bugatti apple
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Monopoly update: due to rising economic concerns, the "Get out of Jail Free" card is now "Get out of Jail 25% Off".
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Where is the line drawn between a board game and a card game?
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM