mercenator.bsky.social
@mercenator.bsky.social
CX-pert. Author of CXOXO. VP of Community & Education at PartnerHero.

Crafter of many things. Collector of many things. Reader of SF, fantasy and creative nonfiction. Listener. Player of cozy games. Owner of hairless cats.
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My name’s Mercer and here are some things I like/you should know. I’m gonna thread because apparently I like too much.
Generally:
❤️Mom (3 AMAB kids)
❤️Pet owner (3 hairless cats, a dog)
❤️First-gen
❤️Queer
❤️Austin, TX
❤️Working in tech
❤️Customer experience and community professional.
My children are engaging in the most polite version of warfare:

Middlest: “thank you.”
Oldest: “you’re welcome.”
Middlest: you’re welcome too
Oldest: you’re welcome too too
Middlest: no, you’re welcome.
Oldest: no YOU’RE welcome.

Etc etc etc. been going for 15m.
November 17, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Okay. I went through Saga (and am reading the new new as they come out) and just finished paper girls and there is a whole where my heart used to be. What next??
November 17, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Tonight I made a miniature hello kitty cherry pie that has a removable lid and is also removable from the tin. A wild Friday night.
November 16, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight
November 15, 2024 at 11:50 AM
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November 15, 2024 at 8:16 AM
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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer
November 15, 2024 at 1:00 PM
This is truly disgusting, I know, but the highlight of work travel for me is coming home and huffing the heads of my dirty-ass children that have been living ferally with my partner while I’m gone. Something about the smell of THEM is just the best.
November 15, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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Hands up who does exactly this
November 14, 2024 at 10:01 AM
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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November 13, 2024 at 7:21 PM
My name’s Mercer and here are some things I like/you should know. I’m gonna thread because apparently I like too much.
Generally:
❤️Mom (3 AMAB kids)
❤️Pet owner (3 hairless cats, a dog)
❤️First-gen
❤️Queer
❤️Austin, TX
❤️Working in tech
❤️Customer experience and community professional.
November 14, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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I feel like it’s a really good time for y’all to turn off the news and start that overdue 200 hour Stardew Valley playthrough you’ve been putting off. 1.6 update is out, a new farm is calling you. 👩‍🌾🌾🐔
November 14, 2024 at 12:27 AM
It took me so long to try Cult of the Lamb despite numerous recommendations. I started last weekend and have not wanted to put it down since. How can something so grim be so cozy???
November 14, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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I regret to inform you that I do sometimes judge a book by its cover.
November 14, 2024 at 11:18 AM
I heard that we were posting pictures of our bookshelves.
November 14, 2024 at 12:11 AM