The Dork Lord
@mememe.bsky.social
Sometimes to find the light, we must first touch the darkness.
House of Haladriel 😌
Young snots🔞 - DNI!
House of Haladriel 😌
Young snots🔞 - DNI!
Have a meh #NFTday if you endorse 😑
The rest of you, my arty-farty lovelies, have a magnificent day 🥰
I created this #NFT for everyone who wants to join Team #Sauron on his AARGH 🏴☠️ adventures.
You can make it yours for only 1 “Like 🖤” or you can PayPal me € 567 000 💅
The rest of you, my arty-farty lovelies, have a magnificent day 🥰
I created this #NFT for everyone who wants to join Team #Sauron on his AARGH 🏴☠️ adventures.
You can make it yours for only 1 “Like 🖤” or you can PayPal me € 567 000 💅
September 20, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Have a meh #NFTday if you endorse 😑
The rest of you, my arty-farty lovelies, have a magnificent day 🥰
I created this #NFT for everyone who wants to join Team #Sauron on his AARGH 🏴☠️ adventures.
You can make it yours for only 1 “Like 🖤” or you can PayPal me € 567 000 💅
The rest of you, my arty-farty lovelies, have a magnificent day 🥰
I created this #NFT for everyone who wants to join Team #Sauron on his AARGH 🏴☠️ adventures.
You can make it yours for only 1 “Like 🖤” or you can PayPal me € 567 000 💅
Happy #TalkLikeAPirateDay arrrgh! 🏴☠️
Pirates of the Southlands
Part 1: The Curse of the Rickety Raft
Enjoy this new release from Mordor Studios, and join this brave and silly duet on their new adventures at sea.
#haladriel #saurondriel
Pirates of the Southlands
Part 1: The Curse of the Rickety Raft
Enjoy this new release from Mordor Studios, and join this brave and silly duet on their new adventures at sea.
#haladriel #saurondriel
September 19, 2023 at 9:47 PM
Happy #TalkLikeAPirateDay arrrgh! 🏴☠️
Pirates of the Southlands
Part 1: The Curse of the Rickety Raft
Enjoy this new release from Mordor Studios, and join this brave and silly duet on their new adventures at sea.
#haladriel #saurondriel
Pirates of the Southlands
Part 1: The Curse of the Rickety Raft
Enjoy this new release from Mordor Studios, and join this brave and silly duet on their new adventures at sea.
#haladriel #saurondriel
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repost with a meme that lets us all get to know you a little better.
(didn't make this meme, just love it lmao)
#authors
(didn't make this meme, just love it lmao)
#authors
September 18, 2023 at 2:52 PM
repost with a meme that lets us all get to know you a little better.
(didn't make this meme, just love it lmao)
#authors
(didn't make this meme, just love it lmao)
#authors
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🧝♀️💞🧝♀️ Galadriel reunites with her daughter in Valinor
💔 #celebrianhalfmaia angst
🔗
archiveofourown.org/works/469218...
💔 #celebrianhalfmaia angst
🔗
archiveofourown.org/works/469218...
September 17, 2023 at 6:59 PM
🧝♀️💞🧝♀️ Galadriel reunites with her daughter in Valinor
💔 #celebrianhalfmaia angst
🔗
archiveofourown.org/works/469218...
💔 #celebrianhalfmaia angst
🔗
archiveofourown.org/works/469218...
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👑 Galadriel reconsiders her place at her new husband's side.
🍋 NSFW
🎁 A little treat for myself of my birthday.
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/469218...
#haladriel
🍋 NSFW
🎁 A little treat for myself of my birthday.
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/469218...
#haladriel
September 14, 2023 at 10:12 AM
👑 Galadriel reconsiders her place at her new husband's side.
🍋 NSFW
🎁 A little treat for myself of my birthday.
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/469218...
#haladriel
🍋 NSFW
🎁 A little treat for myself of my birthday.
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/469218...
#haladriel
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A thing I wrote on Tumblr about my experiences with canon messing up on ships I liked, and how fandom gets you through.
conundrumoftime.tumblr.com/post/7278939...
conundrumoftime.tumblr.com/post/7278939...
Fandom grandma tales: how I survived canon ruining two of the ships I liked.
(Written after a discussion with some of my TROP fan pals about how canon can break your heart re: shipping, and how fandom manages. There are spoilers here for the entire run of Babylon 5, and for...
conundrumoftime.tumblr.com
September 9, 2023 at 10:03 AM
A thing I wrote on Tumblr about my experiences with canon messing up on ships I liked, and how fandom gets you through.
conundrumoftime.tumblr.com/post/7278939...
conundrumoftime.tumblr.com/post/7278939...
Happy #ActorsDay! 🎭
…and the award goes to…
🥁🥁🥁🥁
#Sauron on #Halbrand’s “deathbed” 🙄
…and the award goes to…
🥁🥁🥁🥁
#Sauron on #Halbrand’s “deathbed” 🙄
September 8, 2023 at 9:44 PM
Happy #ActorsDay! 🎭
…and the award goes to…
🥁🥁🥁🥁
#Sauron on #Halbrand’s “deathbed” 🙄
…and the award goes to…
🥁🥁🥁🥁
#Sauron on #Halbrand’s “deathbed” 🙄
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Here is a picture of Elrond for your timeline
September 7, 2023 at 7:45 PM
Here is a picture of Elrond for your timeline
NEW TITLE ALERT!
“Stronger Than the Foundations of the Earth” by Mai Ron
The two Valinorean dummies refuse to admit the have a case of hornies for each other.
How long can then deny their dark desires?
(The answer is: Not long - they get down to “business” on page 69 😎)
#haladriel #saurondriel
“Stronger Than the Foundations of the Earth” by Mai Ron
The two Valinorean dummies refuse to admit the have a case of hornies for each other.
How long can then deny their dark desires?
(The answer is: Not long - they get down to “business” on page 69 😎)
#haladriel #saurondriel
September 7, 2023 at 8:16 PM
NEW TITLE ALERT!
“Stronger Than the Foundations of the Earth” by Mai Ron
The two Valinorean dummies refuse to admit the have a case of hornies for each other.
How long can then deny their dark desires?
(The answer is: Not long - they get down to “business” on page 69 😎)
#haladriel #saurondriel
“Stronger Than the Foundations of the Earth” by Mai Ron
The two Valinorean dummies refuse to admit the have a case of hornies for each other.
How long can then deny their dark desires?
(The answer is: Not long - they get down to “business” on page 69 😎)
#haladriel #saurondriel
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We've heard you!
Due to the mods (and some of you) having an ultra-busy September, we've moved the reveal date to October 1st! For those of you who are already done, submissions will still open THIS FRIDAY, and remain open throughout September for you to add to the collection!
Due to the mods (and some of you) having an ultra-busy September, we've moved the reveal date to October 1st! For those of you who are already done, submissions will still open THIS FRIDAY, and remain open throughout September for you to add to the collection!
September 3, 2023 at 6:11 PM
We've heard you!
Due to the mods (and some of you) having an ultra-busy September, we've moved the reveal date to October 1st! For those of you who are already done, submissions will still open THIS FRIDAY, and remain open throughout September for you to add to the collection!
Due to the mods (and some of you) having an ultra-busy September, we've moved the reveal date to October 1st! For those of you who are already done, submissions will still open THIS FRIDAY, and remain open throughout September for you to add to the collection!
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Galadriel's Monster.
Fourth Age: The Return From The Void
The Valar bring Mairon back from the Void and Artanis is to be his guardian.
It’s an experiment. It’s a very bad idea 👀
#haladriel #saurondriel #artairon
——
Belated Happy #FrankensteinDay and #MaryShelley Birthday!
Fourth Age: The Return From The Void
The Valar bring Mairon back from the Void and Artanis is to be his guardian.
It’s an experiment. It’s a very bad idea 👀
#haladriel #saurondriel #artairon
——
Belated Happy #FrankensteinDay and #MaryShelley Birthday!
September 3, 2023 at 11:51 AM
Galadriel's Monster.
Fourth Age: The Return From The Void
The Valar bring Mairon back from the Void and Artanis is to be his guardian.
It’s an experiment. It’s a very bad idea 👀
#haladriel #saurondriel #artairon
——
Belated Happy #FrankensteinDay and #MaryShelley Birthday!
Fourth Age: The Return From The Void
The Valar bring Mairon back from the Void and Artanis is to be his guardian.
It’s an experiment. It’s a very bad idea 👀
#haladriel #saurondriel #artairon
——
Belated Happy #FrankensteinDay and #MaryShelley Birthday!
Aman’s Lovers (aka #Haladriel)
True art worthy of Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn?
High Impressionism portraying human nature and desires?
Or just photoshopped blurry screenshot?
I guess we’ll never know! 🤷♀️
#MysteriesOfArt
True art worthy of Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn?
High Impressionism portraying human nature and desires?
Or just photoshopped blurry screenshot?
I guess we’ll never know! 🤷♀️
#MysteriesOfArt
August 29, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Aman’s Lovers (aka #Haladriel)
True art worthy of Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn?
High Impressionism portraying human nature and desires?
Or just photoshopped blurry screenshot?
I guess we’ll never know! 🤷♀️
#MysteriesOfArt
True art worthy of Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn?
High Impressionism portraying human nature and desires?
Or just photoshopped blurry screenshot?
I guess we’ll never know! 🤷♀️
#MysteriesOfArt
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OK! Here is a 'Haladriel' feed, which includes Haladriel posters/writers/fanartists and general mentions of Haladriel or Saurondriel across Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fxxp2535yzz2n4vs42ngb6hd/feed/aaaov5pporac6
August 12, 2023 at 8:51 PM
OK! Here is a 'Haladriel' feed, which includes Haladriel posters/writers/fanartists and general mentions of Haladriel or Saurondriel across Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fxxp2535yzz2n4vs42ngb6hd/feed/aaaov5pporac6
The Adventures of the Evil, No Good, Very Bad Sexy Sauron, and That Hat
EPISODE 1:
Veni Vidi Vici (aka Too Soon?)
In this piece #Sauron, after a millennium, is visiting his favourite place in Eregion. Sadly, Ost-in-Edhil had fallen victim to our Dear Lord’s temper tantrum and now it’s shit 🙃
EPISODE 1:
Veni Vidi Vici (aka Too Soon?)
In this piece #Sauron, after a millennium, is visiting his favourite place in Eregion. Sadly, Ost-in-Edhil had fallen victim to our Dear Lord’s temper tantrum and now it’s shit 🙃
August 26, 2023 at 11:19 AM
The Adventures of the Evil, No Good, Very Bad Sexy Sauron, and That Hat
EPISODE 1:
Veni Vidi Vici (aka Too Soon?)
In this piece #Sauron, after a millennium, is visiting his favourite place in Eregion. Sadly, Ost-in-Edhil had fallen victim to our Dear Lord’s temper tantrum and now it’s shit 🙃
EPISODE 1:
Veni Vidi Vici (aka Too Soon?)
In this piece #Sauron, after a millennium, is visiting his favourite place in Eregion. Sadly, Ost-in-Edhil had fallen victim to our Dear Lord’s temper tantrum and now it’s shit 🙃
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🚪Sauron shuts the door between them.
🎨 Art by Klimt.
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/469218...
#haladriel #saurondriel
🎨 Art by Klimt.
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/469218...
#haladriel #saurondriel
August 25, 2023 at 5:39 PM
🚪Sauron shuts the door between them.
🎨 Art by Klimt.
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/469218...
#haladriel #saurondriel
🎨 Art by Klimt.
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/469218...
#haladriel #saurondriel
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I want to be the most feared Dark Lord and then go home and get forehead kisses.
August 25, 2023 at 6:02 PM
I want to be the most feared Dark Lord and then go home and get forehead kisses.
Barbion the Admirably Pink
…I don’t know what happened, guys!
I was just playing with some stupid AI online and this plastic #Halbrand made an appearance in this form 🤷♀️
… so, I guess, enjoy the last instalment of the #Barbie movie!
There will be no sequel - Mairon’s cat ate the scriptwriter.
…I don’t know what happened, guys!
I was just playing with some stupid AI online and this plastic #Halbrand made an appearance in this form 🤷♀️
… so, I guess, enjoy the last instalment of the #Barbie movie!
There will be no sequel - Mairon’s cat ate the scriptwriter.
August 25, 2023 at 5:15 PM
Barbion the Admirably Pink
…I don’t know what happened, guys!
I was just playing with some stupid AI online and this plastic #Halbrand made an appearance in this form 🤷♀️
… so, I guess, enjoy the last instalment of the #Barbie movie!
There will be no sequel - Mairon’s cat ate the scriptwriter.
…I don’t know what happened, guys!
I was just playing with some stupid AI online and this plastic #Halbrand made an appearance in this form 🤷♀️
… so, I guess, enjoy the last instalment of the #Barbie movie!
There will be no sequel - Mairon’s cat ate the scriptwriter.
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Come on love, draw your swords.
Haladriel Ancient Rome AU
Haladriel Ancient Rome AU
August 24, 2023 at 9:19 AM
Come on love, draw your swords.
Haladriel Ancient Rome AU
Haladriel Ancient Rome AU
Horny and the Pissed
This epic fairytale is brought to you by the infamous #MordorStudios.
Immerse yourself in the world of the sexy time and angry dialogue (aka little Elven gremlin growling at the tol-boi Maia).
It’s a rom-com. It’s a thriller.
It’s a fantasy porn! 🥳
#haladriel #saurondriel
This epic fairytale is brought to you by the infamous #MordorStudios.
Immerse yourself in the world of the sexy time and angry dialogue (aka little Elven gremlin growling at the tol-boi Maia).
It’s a rom-com. It’s a thriller.
It’s a fantasy porn! 🥳
#haladriel #saurondriel
August 23, 2023 at 7:45 PM
Horny and the Pissed
This epic fairytale is brought to you by the infamous #MordorStudios.
Immerse yourself in the world of the sexy time and angry dialogue (aka little Elven gremlin growling at the tol-boi Maia).
It’s a rom-com. It’s a thriller.
It’s a fantasy porn! 🥳
#haladriel #saurondriel
This epic fairytale is brought to you by the infamous #MordorStudios.
Immerse yourself in the world of the sexy time and angry dialogue (aka little Elven gremlin growling at the tol-boi Maia).
It’s a rom-com. It’s a thriller.
It’s a fantasy porn! 🥳
#haladriel #saurondriel
Holy… 😳
*inserts the horniest if GIFs*
*inserts the horniest if GIFs*
August 23, 2023 at 5:58 PM
Holy… 😳
*inserts the horniest if GIFs*
*inserts the horniest if GIFs*
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A cosmic connection.
August 11, 2023 at 6:32 PM
A cosmic connection.
I’ll just leave it here because, holy shit!, I fantasise about my Mordor Babes on daily bases 🫠
#haladriel #saurondriel
#haladriel #saurondriel
August 22, 2023 at 9:44 PM
I’ll just leave it here because, holy shit!, I fantasise about my Mordor Babes on daily bases 🫠
#haladriel #saurondriel
#haladriel #saurondriel
Fictional character I would give an invite code to
…and as a bonus, a real person I would give an invite code to 😌
…and as a bonus, a real person I would give an invite code to 😌
August 22, 2023 at 7:28 PM
Fictional character I would give an invite code to
…and as a bonus, a real person I would give an invite code to 😌
…and as a bonus, a real person I would give an invite code to 😌
My holy trinity: the ears, the mole, and the height difference 😌
#Haladriel #Saurondriel
#Haladriel #Saurondriel
August 20, 2023 at 4:16 PM
My holy trinity: the ears, the mole, and the height difference 😌
#Haladriel #Saurondriel
#Haladriel #Saurondriel