Have a meh #NFTday if you endorse 😑
The rest of you, my arty-farty lovelies, have a magnificent day 🥰

I created this #NFT for everyone who wants to join Team #Sauron on his AARGH 🏴‍☠️ adventures.

You can make it yours for only 1 “Like 🖤” or you can PayPal me € 567 000 💅

Happy #TalkLikeAPirateDay arrrgh! 🏴‍☠️

Pirates of the Southlands
Part 1: The Curse of the Rickety Raft

Enjoy this new release from Mordor Studios, and join this brave and silly duet on their new adventures at sea.

#haladriel #saurondriel

Happy #ActorsDay! 🎭

…and the award goes to…
🥁🥁🥁🥁
#Sauron on #Halbrand’s “deathbed” 🙄

NEW TITLE ALERT!
“Stronger Than the Foundations of the Earth” by Mai Ron

The two Valinorean dummies refuse to admit the have a case of hornies for each other.
How long can then deny their dark desires?
(The answer is: Not long - they get down to “business” on page 69 😎)

#haladriel #saurondriel

Galadriel's Monster.
Fourth Age: The Return From The Void

The Valar bring Mairon back from the Void and Artanis is to be his guardian.
It’s an experiment. It’s a very bad idea 👀

#haladriel #saurondriel #artairon
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Belated Happy #FrankensteinDay and #MaryShelley Birthday!

Aman’s Lovers (aka #Haladriel)

True art worthy of Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn?
High Impressionism portraying human nature and desires?
Or just photoshopped blurry screenshot?

I guess we’ll never know! 🤷‍♀️
#MysteriesOfArt

Yes. Yes. Evil and scary #Sauron indeed… muhahahaha! 😈

The Adventures of the Evil, No Good, Very Bad Sexy Sauron, and That Hat

EPISODE 1:
Veni Vidi Vici (aka Too Soon?)

In this piece #Sauron, after a millennium, is visiting his favourite place in Eregion. Sadly, Ost-in-Edhil had fallen victim to our Dear Lord’s temper tantrum and now it’s shit 🙃

Barbion the Admirably Pink

…I don’t know what happened, guys!
I was just playing with some stupid AI online and this plastic #Halbrand made an appearance in this form 🤷‍♀️
… so, I guess, enjoy the last instalment of the #Barbie movie!
There will be no sequel - Mairon’s cat ate the scriptwriter.

Horny and the Pissed

This epic fairytale is brought to you by the infamous #MordorStudios.

Immerse yourself in the world of the sexy time and angry dialogue (aka little Elven gremlin growling at the tol-boi Maia).

It’s a rom-com. It’s a thriller.
It’s a fantasy porn! 🥳

#haladriel #saurondriel

I’ll just leave it here because, holy shit!, I fantasise about my Mordor Babes on daily bases 🫠

#haladriel #saurondriel

Fictional character I would give an invite code to

…and as a bonus, a real person I would give an invite code to 😌

That would be nice, wouldn’t it?

My holy trinity: the ears, the mole, and the height difference 😌

#Haladriel #Saurondriel

Can’t wait for Halloween…or the first semi-logical excuse I can think of 👀

#Halbrand

Don’t start… 👀

#Haladriel