Mellinet (Miss Mayonnaise)
@mellinet.bsky.social
• I’m your favorite reference, baby
• Formerly known as the Amy Schumer of Drag
• Cunning linguistics and observations
📍 Ghent, Belgium
• Formerly known as the Amy Schumer of Drag
• Cunning linguistics and observations
📍 Ghent, Belgium
Just a little fart to show I’m still in the now
March 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Just a little fart to show I’m still in the now
Deux trous dans un trou, ben c’est mon nez dans ton cul
February 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Deux trous dans un trou, ben c’est mon nez dans ton cul
Blush blindness? Never seen her before
February 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Blush blindness? Never seen her before
When the body is tea, the face is butter
February 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
When the body is tea, the face is butter
Reposted by Mellinet (Miss Mayonnaise)
HER: I read a study that says a human brain may contain an entire spoon’s worth of nanoplastics
ME: *biting crusted cheese sauce off a Tupperware lid* I durn’t believe it
ME: *biting crusted cheese sauce off a Tupperware lid* I durn’t believe it
February 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
HER: I read a study that says a human brain may contain an entire spoon’s worth of nanoplastics
ME: *biting crusted cheese sauce off a Tupperware lid* I durn’t believe it
ME: *biting crusted cheese sauce off a Tupperware lid* I durn’t believe it
My twin sister is coming to visit next week and I want to put her in Drag to see if she’ll look like me and then we can reconnect over our departed mother and hail Mothra??
February 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
My twin sister is coming to visit next week and I want to put her in Drag to see if she’ll look like me and then we can reconnect over our departed mother and hail Mothra??
The feeling I get while waiting for my PrEP appointment is kinda the same as walking across the street with rolls of toilet paper. Except this time I’m admitting to the world that it needs to go in, not out…
February 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The feeling I get while waiting for my PrEP appointment is kinda the same as walking across the street with rolls of toilet paper. Except this time I’m admitting to the world that it needs to go in, not out…
One advantage of not having that many gay friends my own age is that I get to suck all their fat dicks 🤷♂️
February 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
One advantage of not having that many gay friends my own age is that I get to suck all their fat dicks 🤷♂️
Coworkers complaining about their sick babies and their inability to find sugar free jam at the supermarket, then asking me how my weekend went: “it was quiet”
February 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Coworkers complaining about their sick babies and their inability to find sugar free jam at the supermarket, then asking me how my weekend went: “it was quiet”
Ain’t no place like Motown 🎵
February 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Ain’t no place like Motown 🎵
Grill wil dat hier ook posten maar dat mag niet
February 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Grill wil dat hier ook posten maar dat mag niet
Just ordered stage white foundation by one size
January 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Just ordered stage white foundation by one size
I just found out Judaism has 8 genders... I guess they weren’t always happy with the results of a circumcision back in the day.
January 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I just found out Judaism has 8 genders... I guess they weren’t always happy with the results of a circumcision back in the day.
I have stated that I will post pole and hole on this app if I get oomfs to emigrate but they’ve all seen my gonads and weren’t that impressed (allegedly). I’m beginning to think they’re all secretly heterosexual. That or Jaja is converting them.
January 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I have stated that I will post pole and hole on this app if I get oomfs to emigrate but they’ve all seen my gonads and weren’t that impressed (allegedly). I’m beginning to think they’re all secretly heterosexual. That or Jaja is converting them.
Imagine if gays could actually block each other irl, like they do on Grindr. They could disappear in front of your eyes mid sentence or you’d never even notice each other if you bump into them somewhere … oh wait.
January 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Imagine if gays could actually block each other irl, like they do on Grindr. They could disappear in front of your eyes mid sentence or you’d never even notice each other if you bump into them somewhere … oh wait.
Animal Crossie-T: New Horizianaaaa
January 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Animal Crossie-T: New Horizianaaaa
I was gonna give Bluesky a shot but even after muting posts about politics, I still get served the same pre-chewed mass hysteria about how the world is burning. Maybe it is but maybe we’re making it worse by enabling the perpetrators at doing what they do best: distract us.
January 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I was gonna give Bluesky a shot but even after muting posts about politics, I still get served the same pre-chewed mass hysteria about how the world is burning. Maybe it is but maybe we’re making it worse by enabling the perpetrators at doing what they do best: distract us.
When they say being gay is a choice this is what they mean:
January 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
When they say being gay is a choice this is what they mean:
I’m just a girl with ingrown beard hairs…
January 25, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I’m just a girl with ingrown beard hairs…
Zo die eene gay die me nooit terug volgt 🙂↕️
January 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Zo die eene gay die me nooit terug volgt 🙂↕️
I still don’t know what the fuck I’m saying but girl I’m living…
January 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I still don’t know what the fuck I’m saying but girl I’m living…
You guys are terrified of me right?
January 23, 2025 at 8:48 AM
You guys are terrified of me right?
Still haven’t exposed that twink…
January 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Still haven’t exposed that twink…
TikTok said:
January 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
TikTok said:
Lola Young, live. HELLO
January 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Lola Young, live. HELLO