Mellinet (Miss Mayonnaise)
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mellinet.bsky.social
Mellinet (Miss Mayonnaise)
@mellinet.bsky.social
• I’m your favorite reference, baby
• Formerly known as the Amy Schumer of Drag
• Cunning linguistics and observations

📍 Ghent, Belgium
My twin sister is coming to visit next week and I want to put her in Drag to see if she’ll look like me and then we can reconnect over our departed mother and hail Mothra??
February 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Coworkers complaining about their sick babies and their inability to find sugar free jam at the supermarket, then asking me how my weekend went: “it was quiet”
February 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
The Simpsons put it best: “just don’t look” — stop giving these assholes the platforms they need to spread their rhetoric. Stand up for the World without constantly showcasing its suffering… and let me enjoy my fucking internet cats!
January 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I do… so… what now?
January 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I still don’t know what the fuck I’m saying but girl I’m living…
January 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Ceiling said:
January 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Sunshine after the rain… 🌦️
January 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM