Call me James
@melaninraver.bsky.social
East Oakland raised me
‘92 ♉️
He/him/bruh
Talk W with me
‘92 ♉️
He/him/bruh
Talk W with me
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Using synonyms to avoid having to figure this out.
affect vs effect really really really be kicking my ass 😭
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Using synonyms to avoid having to figure this out.
Me after 35 mins
a young man with chocolate on his face is wearing a striped shirt .
Alt: The kid from Matilda that was forced to eat the cake is chewing with chocolate on his face and is wearing a striped shirt .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Me after 35 mins
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The fact they’re facing the most shame and scandal for the most equal power dynamic they’ve ever participated in
So Clinton don't get caught for messing with girls, he gets caught getting sucked off by Trump. 🤣
Jesus
Jesus
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The fact they’re facing the most shame and scandal for the most equal power dynamic they’ve ever participated in
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If you hate pickles we can be friends!! Give me your pickles!
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
If you hate pickles we can be friends!! Give me your pickles!
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If y’all ever made a “cut that celly off” joke , say happy skyversary to ya girl 🥳🫶🏾
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If y’all ever made a “cut that celly off” joke , say happy skyversary to ya girl 🥳🫶🏾
Can I get some donations to my future bail fund? This started at 4AM
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Can I get some donations to my future bail fund? This started at 4AM
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100 men vs Bam.
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
100 men vs Bam.
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The disrespect to A’ja Wilson is crazy as fuck.
Shohei Ohtani is the 24th unanimous MVP in baseball history—his 4th unanimous MVP.
Between the NBA, NFL, NHL, and MLB, baseball accounts for 24 of the 29 unanimous MVP awards.
Between the NBA, NFL, NHL, and MLB, baseball accounts for 24 of the 29 unanimous MVP awards.
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The disrespect to A’ja Wilson is crazy as fuck.
I can name more New Balance athletes than UA athletes
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I can name more New Balance athletes than UA athletes
I’m sitting here hella hungry like I don’t have leftovers in my fridge
a yellow couch with a pillow under a rainbow that says try therapy .
Alt: a yellow couch with a pillow under a rainbow that says try therapy .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’m sitting here hella hungry like I don’t have leftovers in my fridge
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November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
He’s from Sacramento so it all makes sense now
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
He’s from Sacramento so it all makes sense now
Bro was grown when she was born. That wasn’t an issue for him tho
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard . In that moment I realized things would never work.
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Bro was grown when she was born. That wasn’t an issue for him tho
Y’all we had this exact same conversation at this exact same time last year, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year b…
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Y’all we had this exact same conversation at this exact same time last year, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year b…
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Baltimore installs overdose reversal medication boxes in every metro station
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Baltimore installs overdose reversal medication boxes in every metro station
Every metro subway station in Baltimore has been outfitted with boxes of naloxone, the life-saving overdose reversal medication commonly referred to as Narcan. “When we talk about making these kinds…
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November 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Baltimore installs overdose reversal medication boxes in every metro station
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Me: Hey I made a mistake and this person will be missing some of their paycheck
Manager: We checked and it’s too late to fix it. They’ll have to wait 2 weeks
Me: DC law says you will end up owing them 2x their missing pay if you wait to fix it
Manager: Guess what? We were able to fix it!
Manager: We checked and it’s too late to fix it. They’ll have to wait 2 weeks
Me: DC law says you will end up owing them 2x their missing pay if you wait to fix it
Manager: Guess what? We were able to fix it!
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Me: Hey I made a mistake and this person will be missing some of their paycheck
Manager: We checked and it’s too late to fix it. They’ll have to wait 2 weeks
Me: DC law says you will end up owing them 2x their missing pay if you wait to fix it
Manager: Guess what? We were able to fix it!
Manager: We checked and it’s too late to fix it. They’ll have to wait 2 weeks
Me: DC law says you will end up owing them 2x their missing pay if you wait to fix it
Manager: Guess what? We were able to fix it!
I gotta get back with my mobility workouts. I been feeling hella stiff
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I gotta get back with my mobility workouts. I been feeling hella stiff
It’s only been 44 days since I’ve seen Aaliyah Boston play basketball. But it feels like forever
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It’s only been 44 days since I’ve seen Aaliyah Boston play basketball. But it feels like forever
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So annoying watching y'all discover that gang affiliation is something governmental terrorrits make up for Hispanic and Black people all the time.
NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find:
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
So annoying watching y'all discover that gang affiliation is something governmental terrorrits make up for Hispanic and Black people all the time.
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I want to also uplift the men who were boys who were sexually abused in a society in which there's zero willingness to acknowledge that yes of course boys & men can be raped, that in fact jokes about such rape, that gives boys no tools, not even the measly tools given girls, to confront that fact.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I want to also uplift the men who were boys who were sexually abused in a society in which there's zero willingness to acknowledge that yes of course boys & men can be raped, that in fact jokes about such rape, that gives boys no tools, not even the measly tools given girls, to confront that fact.
No but my college bar has a plaque with my name on it
Yall ever been kicked out of a bar or club? Like are you banned from anywhere. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
No but my college bar has a plaque with my name on it
I’m about to (verbally) air out this whole fucking office
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I’m about to (verbally) air out this whole fucking office
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I want y’all to know that this person was the correct person. 🤣🤣🤣
I’m sticking to the merchandise. 🤣💀
I’m sticking to the merchandise. 🤣💀
Would you like mid or soggy mid? 🤣
Whataburger or burger king? Please respond.
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I want y’all to know that this person was the correct person. 🤣🤣🤣
I’m sticking to the merchandise. 🤣💀
I’m sticking to the merchandise. 🤣💀
Side busting on another level
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Side busting on another level
Some dj is gonna flip that into the wildest house beat
Why he look into the camera like that though 🤭
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Some dj is gonna flip that into the wildest house beat