Mazzig has so much insane lore, too, like the time Ariel Sobel pretended to be a Black person on Twitter to say some bonkers stuff and did not hide their tracks at all, and Mazzig was literally the only one defending Sobel to the most astonishing ratios I've ever seen

My favorite part is that my best friend of 33 years is also named Pete, and I’m not him either.

Had his gallbladder taken out and the doctors had him zero-animal-products for 6 months. Still didn’t fuckin’ learn.

I’m Definitely Not Pete.

It’s like my cryptic memories of middle school where the class bully would be waiting with his crude drawing of the kid he wanted to pick-on.

A) Grow the fuck up

B) Stop compensating for your ethical deficiencies

Then #govegan