Kylie Noble🍁au naturale nerd | Detroit, A2 & FMTY
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Kylie Noble🍁au naturale nerd | Detroit, A2 & FMTY
@meetkylienoble.bsky.social
Nerdy girl with princess energy 👑 Silly sweetheart with an affinity for dinner dates, skinship, and pillow fights.

Available in the Metro Detroit area and beyond!

MeetKylieNoble.com
I like desks 😊
January 26, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I went to the super fun rope workshop and now I'm itching to be tied and to tie
January 25, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Reposted by Kylie Noble🍁au naturale nerd | Detroit, A2 & FMTY
Sex work and trafficking are as different as a 9-to-5 and slavery, but sure, keep pretending you care about women.
January 23, 2026 at 8:52 PM
PSA to all sexually active folks! This is an increasingly prevalent STI! I recommend asking your doctor to test for it alongside your regular panel
About Mycoplasma genitalium
This page answers basic questions about Mycoplasma genitalium, or Mgen.
www.cdc.gov
January 22, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Wowie, I already have fewer days!

Now I only have:
Monday, 2/9, all day

I am possibly willing to open up 2/8 as well, for a duo or a regular!
Availability before I go to Japan for a month and a half:

Sunday, 1/25: all say
Thursday, 2/5: all day
Friday, 2/6: I'm available until 7 and after 8
Monday, 2/9: all day

Thurs & Fri is perfect for charging up on Kylie before I leave 😜

These will go fast, so reach out now!
January 21, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Availability before I go to Japan for a month and a half:

Sunday, 1/25: all say
Thursday, 2/5: all day
Friday, 2/6: I'm available until 7 and after 8
Monday, 2/9: all day

Thurs & Fri is perfect for charging up on Kylie before I leave 😜

These will go fast, so reach out now!
January 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I'd love to feature the writing of a black colleague next month for Black History Month!

My newsletter goes out on the last Wednesday or Thursday of the month, but I would need the piece the week before

I have 205 subscribers— please dm me if you are interested!
January 21, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Lost my gloves again. This is how I end up with 10 pairs of gloves

I also lost my hat 😫

These are super necessary materials for the coming week because it's going to be super cold in Michigan!! Make sure to bundle up when you go outside
January 20, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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Master thread of useful info for sex workers on bluesky 🧵

Putting this info all in one place so it’s easier to find later - add your own links to tutorials if I’ve missed any!

First up: master thread of Starter Packs…
November 26, 2024 at 9:55 PM
I still have some availability before I go to Japan on Feb 11th!

I'm not taking fmtys or dmtys right now though- you'll have to see me in Ann Arbor/Detroit!
January 19, 2026 at 5:06 PM
It's 2026 and I only now found out I can microwave pepperoni to make a crispy snack

Yay another way to meet my protein goal
January 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Just saw No Other Choice, I would highly recommend!

It's a Korean thriller that makes a lot of social commentary about capitalism
January 17, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I made another hairy starter pack intended for escorts who don't shave at all—

Big beautiful bushes
Maybe only a trim here and there.
But we refuse to be bare!
Fuzzy legs
And fluffy armpits
Even butts that have hair
No pokeys anywhere!

Comment/DM to be added! Or lmk if you'd like to be removed
January 16, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I don't understand the hype around Claussen pickles

I swear when I ask for pickle recommendations, this is the brand that people recommend

There are way better pickles out there! Classes just taste like weird salt water
January 15, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I just had the saddest experience

I've been waiting so long for my pear to ripen. I thought my pear was finally ripe, but when I've been into it it was hard 😭 The disappointment

Now I'm stuck eating a sad pear
January 14, 2026 at 6:07 PM
The great thing about moving to bluesky is that I can post so many photos again
January 13, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Omg. I had a plethora of drafts on Twitter and since I got my account was spended, they're all gone! My endless dumb thoughts that I wanted to share.... Forever lost in the void 😭
January 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Reposted by Kylie Noble🍁au naturale nerd | Detroit, A2 & FMTY
Hello Twitter exiles! Welcome to OurSky!

If you haven't read my getting started on bluesky guide, I'd recommend it: redumbrella.ch/bluesky

If you would like to be in one of my starter packs, comment below.

If you have questions, ask. I'm here to help.
Find Providers on Bluesky – Regional Feed Guide for Clients
Step-by-step guide for finding providers on Bluesky using feeds, hashtags like #DateNYC, and visibility tools like OurSky.
redumbrella.ch
January 13, 2026 at 1:30 AM
To clarify, this is for people who are all-natural in the bushy, hairy, no shaving way, and who are nerdy!

If you want to be added, you are welcome as long as you're hairy in some way and nerdy!
I started this list a while ago but I'd love to get more bushy, beautiful nerds added!

Comment or DM me if you'd like to join 🩷
go.bsky.app/43ttJwi
January 12, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I kind of want to make one that is fully hairy (no shaving at all) including armpits and legs, but I don't know a lot of providers that are hairy all over...

Let me know if you are and I can get one started!
I started this list a while ago but I'd love to get more bushy, beautiful nerds added!

Comment or DM me if you'd like to join 🩷
go.bsky.app/43ttJwi
January 12, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I'm typically a nerd that spends all my time watching anime but recently I've been spending all my time on reading gay fantasy novels and learning Japanese
January 12, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I started this list a while ago but I'd love to get more bushy, beautiful nerds added!

Comment or DM me if you'd like to join 🩷
go.bsky.app/43ttJwi
January 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Or maybe I'll make a Michigan/Detroit list
Is there a Midwest providers list? Or should I start one?
January 11, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Is there a Midwest providers list? Or should I start one?
January 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I ordered an oura ring! I really hope it helps me not get sick so often. I heard it can tell you when you're getting sick
January 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM