Kewi
@meeplezhiccups.bsky.social
32, she/they, queer af, four muppets in a trench coat, artist and chaos coordinator ♡
Is it making your Halloween costume without a hot glue gun burn?
October 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Is it making your Halloween costume without a hot glue gun burn?
Today feels like a good day to scream into the void….who’s with me?
October 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Today feels like a good day to scream into the void….who’s with me?
Work might be testing me but I’m still on the post-concert high from MCR in Boston so
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September 9, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Work might be testing me but I’m still on the post-concert high from MCR in Boston so
Anybody else casually take scissors to their pants if they overheat at work?
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July 16, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Anybody else casually take scissors to their pants if they overheat at work?
I thought I put my car in park, had a mental breakdown because the whole dashboard was lit up and it wouldn’t shut off or do anything only for the tow company to see it wasn’t in park and tell me exactly that. Now that I’ve made a fool of myself 🫡
May 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I thought I put my car in park, had a mental breakdown because the whole dashboard was lit up and it wouldn’t shut off or do anything only for the tow company to see it wasn’t in park and tell me exactly that. Now that I’ve made a fool of myself 🫡
I must have some kind of face when I browse in stores because people GRAVITATE to me and just ask me to help them and I have to tell them “I don’t work here.” I do get mild satisfaction at saying no to people though 😂
May 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I must have some kind of face when I browse in stores because people GRAVITATE to me and just ask me to help them and I have to tell them “I don’t work here.” I do get mild satisfaction at saying no to people though 😂
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Not to brag, but I was cringe way before cringe was cool
April 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Not to brag, but I was cringe way before cringe was cool
Casually scared some lady at the laundromat when I explained the plot badly of the Hunger Games book I’m reading
April 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Casually scared some lady at the laundromat when I explained the plot badly of the Hunger Games book I’m reading
Earlier today I was on the verge of mental breakdown, and 20 minutes later I had food and was fine…you’d think I’d remember that as part of my ADHD and yet 👀😂
March 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Earlier today I was on the verge of mental breakdown, and 20 minutes later I had food and was fine…you’d think I’d remember that as part of my ADHD and yet 👀😂
Stood up for myself and make a boundary at work and then get to reset my Spotify because someone had hacked into my account so 🖕🏻
March 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Stood up for myself and make a boundary at work and then get to reset my Spotify because someone had hacked into my account so 🖕🏻
The awkward moment I’m the only other person who shows up to the Teams meeting so the meeting goes by quicker.
March 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The awkward moment I’m the only other person who shows up to the Teams meeting so the meeting goes by quicker.
In today’s edition of my life is a sitcom: I had a boxing match with a cardboard box that’s half the size of me while putting it together because it wanted to stay folded flat and not put together. I then had to fight the predecessor to stay closed on the bottom because it needed to be taped
March 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
In today’s edition of my life is a sitcom: I had a boxing match with a cardboard box that’s half the size of me while putting it together because it wanted to stay folded flat and not put together. I then had to fight the predecessor to stay closed on the bottom because it needed to be taped
If anybody needed a laugh I saw this mannequin and went to say “hi excuse me” and realized I was talking to a mannequin and looked at the wall like I was on The Office
March 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If anybody needed a laugh I saw this mannequin and went to say “hi excuse me” and realized I was talking to a mannequin and looked at the wall like I was on The Office
Oh I forgot to mention I mentioned that I’m back to playing dnd tomorrow to my psych and he was all excited for me! Coolest psych ever
February 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Oh I forgot to mention I mentioned that I’m back to playing dnd tomorrow to my psych and he was all excited for me! Coolest psych ever
Me having a random lore dumps with my new psych because he was asking me questions and they pertained and he asked if I have nightmares and had to tell him about the one I had the other night about n@zis attacking me 🙃
February 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Me having a random lore dumps with my new psych because he was asking me questions and they pertained and he asked if I have nightmares and had to tell him about the one I had the other night about n@zis attacking me 🙃
Casual Monday things: slept through my alarm, couldn’t get into my program to do my job at work and starting to scream at a robot in the corner before I remembered I was in public
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February 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Casual Monday things: slept through my alarm, couldn’t get into my program to do my job at work and starting to scream at a robot in the corner before I remembered I was in public
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Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
Therapy is the best thing I’ve done for the past five years!
January 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Therapy is the best thing I’ve done for the past five years!
I left my house at 415 this morning to this temp for work only for it to then become the most Monday level of fuckery at said place 🫡
December 23, 2024 at 12:23 PM
I left my house at 415 this morning to this temp for work only for it to then become the most Monday level of fuckery at said place 🫡
I have officially lost another chapstick to the pocket of something I put in the wash 🫡 RIP you kept my lips chapped while I had you
December 11, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I have officially lost another chapstick to the pocket of something I put in the wash 🫡 RIP you kept my lips chapped while I had you
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::Sigh:: Once more for the people in the back. If audiobooks don’t count as reading, then braille isn’t reading either. Stop gatekeeping literacy.
December 10, 2024 at 8:38 PM
::Sigh:: Once more for the people in the back. If audiobooks don’t count as reading, then braille isn’t reading either. Stop gatekeeping literacy.
After a long day last week at work I went out and bought a pokemon coloring book and have been coming home and unwinding with coloring since
November 19, 2024 at 10:07 PM
After a long day last week at work I went out and bought a pokemon coloring book and have been coming home and unwinding with coloring since