Mead Hall Wench
@meadhallwench.bsky.social
Serving mead since 972, extras* by negotiation!
(*Fees apply)
(*Fees apply)
Aah Lewis Bonfire Boys. Congratulations on your “Craptain America” loving the details #BonfireEffigy #TrumpisaDick
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Aah Lewis Bonfire Boys. Congratulations on your “Craptain America” loving the details #BonfireEffigy #TrumpisaDick
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Claire's beloved horse Tango died in terror when holiday-makers set off a firework display at a nearby cottage. Sign her petition to protect animals and vulnerable people from the shock and terror of unexpected explosions. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ba...
Petition: Ban the public sale of fireworks!
Claire's beloved horse Tango died in terror when holiday-makers set off a firework display at a nearby cottage. Sign her petition to protect animals and vulnerable people from the shock and terror of ...
you.38degrees.org.uk
November 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Claire's beloved horse Tango died in terror when holiday-makers set off a firework display at a nearby cottage. Sign her petition to protect animals and vulnerable people from the shock and terror of unexpected explosions. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ba...
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Today on my loonngg drive from Devon to Kent my car decided to die (cambelt- ford fiesta, say no more)
It decided to do this at a really fucking busy roundabout on the A303 I was genuinely terrified.
4hrs later than planned I’m back in Kent & now need to buy a new car. Oh joy 😭
It decided to do this at a really fucking busy roundabout on the A303 I was genuinely terrified.
4hrs later than planned I’m back in Kent & now need to buy a new car. Oh joy 😭
September 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Today on my loonngg drive from Devon to Kent my car decided to die (cambelt- ford fiesta, say no more)
It decided to do this at a really fucking busy roundabout on the A303 I was genuinely terrified.
4hrs later than planned I’m back in Kent & now need to buy a new car. Oh joy 😭
It decided to do this at a really fucking busy roundabout on the A303 I was genuinely terrified.
4hrs later than planned I’m back in Kent & now need to buy a new car. Oh joy 😭
Taking my amazing daughter to Uni today!
She’s off to Brighton to study Psychology & Criminology. I’m incredibly proud of her but I’m going to miss her so much.
If anyone wants me this evening I’ll be crying quietly at the back of the Mead Hall
She’s off to Brighton to study Psychology & Criminology. I’m incredibly proud of her but I’m going to miss her so much.
If anyone wants me this evening I’ll be crying quietly at the back of the Mead Hall
a woman sits at a desk with a bowl of nuts and the word schitt 's creek on the bottom
ALT: a woman sits at a desk with a bowl of nuts and the word schitt 's creek on the bottom
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Taking my amazing daughter to Uni today!
She’s off to Brighton to study Psychology & Criminology. I’m incredibly proud of her but I’m going to miss her so much.
If anyone wants me this evening I’ll be crying quietly at the back of the Mead Hall
She’s off to Brighton to study Psychology & Criminology. I’m incredibly proud of her but I’m going to miss her so much.
If anyone wants me this evening I’ll be crying quietly at the back of the Mead Hall
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Protect John Oliver at all cost.
September 18, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Protect John Oliver at all cost.
Hey @themeadhallbard.bsky.social what’s going on here then. How come MJ has been exiled?!??
Interesting, I’ve never followed @wulferhampton.bsky.social but here I am, on their naughty list. Oh well, c'est la vie.
September 15, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Hey @themeadhallbard.bsky.social what’s going on here then. How come MJ has been exiled?!??
Tomorrow I’m heading to Kent to a Renaissance Faire. Where over the weekend we shall be providing the entertainment in the form of medieval combat & jousting!
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
a woman from schitts creek says " can t wait "
ALT: a woman from schitts creek says " can t wait "
media.tenor.com
September 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Tomorrow I’m heading to Kent to a Renaissance Faire. Where over the weekend we shall be providing the entertainment in the form of medieval combat & jousting!
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Right that huge clock across the square says it’s 11 so who’s having what to drink?
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG
August 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Right that huge clock across the square says it’s 11 so who’s having what to drink?
Hey! Hope you’re doing well! I just signed Greenpeace’s pledge to tell Trump: Hands Off Our Ocean. Deep sea mining would bring toxic pollution, deafening noise, and irreversible harm to one of the last untouched places on Earth. We can still stop it – will you sign too?
August 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hey! Hope you’re doing well! I just signed Greenpeace’s pledge to tell Trump: Hands Off Our Ocean. Deep sea mining would bring toxic pollution, deafening noise, and irreversible harm to one of the last untouched places on Earth. We can still stop it – will you sign too?
Scenes from the Mead Hall this evening #ValhallaVikingFestival
July 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Scenes from the Mead Hall this evening #ValhallaVikingFestival
Day two of #ValhallaVikingFestival & the Mead is ready to be drunk. Come & see your favourite Wench for all your Mead Needs
#AfonMel #Mead
#AfonMel #Mead
July 26, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Day two of #ValhallaVikingFestival & the Mead is ready to be drunk. Come & see your favourite Wench for all your Mead Needs
#AfonMel #Mead
#AfonMel #Mead
At Valhalla Viking Festivql as Priestess of Tyr for the opening ceremony (just in case anyone was curious as to what I look like) now back in the Mead Hall serving mead 😀
July 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
At Valhalla Viking Festivql as Priestess of Tyr for the opening ceremony (just in case anyone was curious as to what I look like) now back in the Mead Hall serving mead 😀
Right bar is all set up. Who wants some Mead? #FantasyForestFestival
July 19, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Right bar is all set up. Who wants some Mead? #FantasyForestFestival
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The hospital in Georgia didn’t “save a life”
They had that chance when Adriana Smith sought medical care. They could have saved her & her fetus.
What they did was carry out a medical experiment without consent.
They failed her in life & then robbed her of dignity in death 🧵
They had that chance when Adriana Smith sought medical care. They could have saved her & her fetus.
What they did was carry out a medical experiment without consent.
They failed her in life & then robbed her of dignity in death 🧵
June 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The hospital in Georgia didn’t “save a life”
They had that chance when Adriana Smith sought medical care. They could have saved her & her fetus.
What they did was carry out a medical experiment without consent.
They failed her in life & then robbed her of dignity in death 🧵
They had that chance when Adriana Smith sought medical care. They could have saved her & her fetus.
What they did was carry out a medical experiment without consent.
They failed her in life & then robbed her of dignity in death 🧵
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The Antichrist
April 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The Antichrist
Sutton Hoo helmet may actually come from Denmark, archaeologist suggests www.bbc.com/news/article...
Hmmm this could prove embarrassing sire? @wulfhelm.bsky.social
Hmmm this could prove embarrassing sire? @wulfhelm.bsky.social
Sutton Hoo helmet may actually come from Denmark, archaeologist suggests
A Danish metal detectorist's find raises questions about where the iconic helmet is from, experts say.
www.bbc.com
March 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Sutton Hoo helmet may actually come from Denmark, archaeologist suggests www.bbc.com/news/article...
Hmmm this could prove embarrassing sire? @wulfhelm.bsky.social
Hmmm this could prove embarrassing sire? @wulfhelm.bsky.social
WTAF! If anyone is unsure of how to spot a fascist, racist psychopath here’s a quick lesson - they say this kind of stuff. America fucking wake up!!
"Europe is on the brink of civilizational suicide," US Vice President Vance told Fox News. "Countries don’t control borders, restrict free speech. If Germany takes in millions more incompatible migrants, it’ll destroy itself. America can’t save it."
March 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
WTAF! If anyone is unsure of how to spot a fascist, racist psychopath here’s a quick lesson - they say this kind of stuff. America fucking wake up!!
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Sorted some new table decorations for the Mead Hall.
Rustic & making use of all the rat skills we have left over 😄
Rustic & making use of all the rat skills we have left over 😄
February 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Sorted some new table decorations for the Mead Hall.
Rustic & making use of all the rat skills we have left over 😄
Rustic & making use of all the rat skills we have left over 😄
This made me laugh way more than perhaps it should’ve 🤣🤣 check out the whole thread!
just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread
February 8, 2025 at 10:08 AM
This made me laugh way more than perhaps it should’ve 🤣🤣 check out the whole thread!
Hey @wulfhelm.bsky.social these Vikings actually seem pretty cool! They’re welcome in the Mead Hall anytime ❤️
Denmark telling Mr Trump to fuck off.
If this is a message you endorse, spread it.
If this is a message you endorse, spread it.
January 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hey @wulfhelm.bsky.social these Vikings actually seem pretty cool! They’re welcome in the Mead Hall anytime ❤️