Mead Hall Wench
@meadhallwench.bsky.social
Serving mead since 972, extras* by negotiation!
(*Fees apply)
(*Fees apply)
Afternoon Cardinal x
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Afternoon Cardinal x
You called?
the word schitts creek that is on a wall
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November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
You called?
I genuinely am crying with laughter at this story 🤣🤣🤣
a woman is laughing with the words i 'm laughing my head off below her
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November 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I genuinely am crying with laughter at this story 🤣🤣🤣
Morning M’Lord.
Your throne by the fire is ready & I’ve warmed some spiced wine for you as well to help ward off the icy cold*
*of your heart
Your throne by the fire is ready & I’ve warmed some spiced wine for you as well to help ward off the icy cold*
*of your heart
a living room with a fireplace and the words good morning on it
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November 21, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Morning M’Lord.
Your throne by the fire is ready & I’ve warmed some spiced wine for you as well to help ward off the icy cold*
*of your heart
Your throne by the fire is ready & I’ve warmed some spiced wine for you as well to help ward off the icy cold*
*of your heart
If you promise to behave. I can give you a table for two at 7:45. But I’ve only got space on the left of the stage right in front of the bagpipe player!
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 AM
If you promise to behave. I can give you a table for two at 7:45. But I’ve only got space on the left of the stage right in front of the bagpipe player!
Awww who’s being a big old grouch then, someone needs a hug. . .
a woman is sitting in front of a laptop with the word boop on it
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November 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Awww who’s being a big old grouch then, someone needs a hug. . .
Hope she kicks it’s a*se.
Sending hugs to you both xx
Sending hugs to you both xx
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Hope she kicks it’s a*se.
Sending hugs to you both xx
Sending hugs to you both xx
True, you are very trying 😉
a woman from schitts creek is holding a folder
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November 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
True, you are very trying 😉
Du prøver bare ikke.
a woman is sitting on a bed with a drink in her hand and the word schitts creek is on the bottom right
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November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Du prøver bare ikke.
The best!
kim kardashian is smiling while sitting on a couch .
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November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The best!
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Hot pokers up the arse is @dutytorturer.bsky.social area of expertise!
I specialise in . . . Well just about anything else you want inserted
I specialise in . . . Well just about anything else you want inserted
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November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Hot pokers up the arse is @dutytorturer.bsky.social area of expertise!
I specialise in . . . Well just about anything else you want inserted
I specialise in . . . Well just about anything else you want inserted
He is an utter c*nt
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
He is an utter c*nt
Ooh practically a bargain!
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Ooh practically a bargain!
Too flippin right you should!
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Too flippin right you should!
During the Xmas period I have it on porridge AND in my coffee at breakfast, double whammy!
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November 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
During the Xmas period I have it on porridge AND in my coffee at breakfast, double whammy!
Ooh where did you find it for £90 I had to pay £98 😩
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Ooh where did you find it for £90 I had to pay £98 😩