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Not sure why everyone is still McFollowing me, but stay tuned for more McContent from my deranged McMind!
Why do so many 'AAA' games open only on the primary monitor, don't let you set their resolution higher than the primary monitor's resolution, and freeze/minimise whenever you click another window? Fucking annoying.
November 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Why do so many 'AAA' games open only on the primary monitor, don't let you set their resolution higher than the primary monitor's resolution, and freeze/minimise whenever you click another window? Fucking annoying.
We're here, we're queer. We don't want any more bears!
October 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
We're here, we're queer. We don't want any more bears!
This is wrong. How did I get here? How do I return? Help!
October 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
This is wrong. How did I get here? How do I return? Help!
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Just found out my wife has been arguing with another man
October 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Just found out my wife has been arguing with another man
Forever circling back.
October 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Forever circling back.
Humans should be able to lick their eyes like a frog.
October 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Humans should be able to lick their eyes like a frog.
In one of my first ever business meetings, I barely understood a word anyone said. That's because they were using business terminology, and also because I happened to be in Tokyo.
September 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
In one of my first ever business meetings, I barely understood a word anyone said. That's because they were using business terminology, and also because I happened to be in Tokyo.
What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he just came out and said hello to you?
September 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he just came out and said hello to you?
NEW & Obscure GameCube Game facts
September 17, 2025 at 6:47 AM
NEW & Obscure GameCube Game facts
I really wish someone had told me that the Tetris film ends with Nintendo in a car chase to get Tetris out of Moscow before Robert Maxwell and the evil Russian spies catch them!
September 15, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I really wish someone had told me that the Tetris film ends with Nintendo in a car chase to get Tetris out of Moscow before Robert Maxwell and the evil Russian spies catch them!
You are being arrested for cruelty to a protected species (me). You have the right to remain silent.
September 13, 2025 at 11:45 AM
You are being arrested for cruelty to a protected species (me). You have the right to remain silent.
Would u thank me if I squashed u under my thumb like tiny ant?
September 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Would u thank me if I squashed u under my thumb like tiny ant?
Dudes be named Roger but don't understand shit. Girls really named Karen but don't care about it. Dudes even be named Bennett but ain't never been it.
August 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Dudes be named Roger but don't understand shit. Girls really named Karen but don't care about it. Dudes even be named Bennett but ain't never been it.
In hindsight, Bamzooki was an incredibly inspired and forward-thinking kids TV show. Teaching children how to make 3D models that could run around completing obstacle courses probably made massive contributions to our current videogame and robotics industries.
August 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
In hindsight, Bamzooki was an incredibly inspired and forward-thinking kids TV show. Teaching children how to make 3D models that could run around completing obstacle courses probably made massive contributions to our current videogame and robotics industries.
May I,
Stand unshaken amidst,
Amidst a Clash of Clans,
Stand unshaken amidst,
Amidst a Clash of Clans,
July 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
May I,
Stand unshaken amidst,
Amidst a Clash of Clans,
Stand unshaken amidst,
Amidst a Clash of Clans,
Anyone heard that they're killing off Marge?
July 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Anyone heard that they're killing off Marge?
Oh hey I guess he got promoted to president.
June 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Oh hey I guess he got promoted to president.
Just now hearing about the SpongeBob-Squidward beef. When will we learn? 😞
June 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Just now hearing about the SpongeBob-Squidward beef. When will we learn? 😞
Trying to find the AirBNB you rented be like:
Luigi's Mansion - Intro Video - HD
YouTube video by GameStorm
youtu.be
June 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Trying to find the AirBNB you rented be like:
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How did they play rock-paper-scissors before they invented scissors?
June 5, 2025 at 8:34 AM
How did they play rock-paper-scissors before they invented scissors?
Reply with pictures of bad historical exhibits.
May 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Reply with pictures of bad historical exhibits.
Me
Three Chinese men were arrested in Japan after their rustling suitcases alerted hotel staff to the thousands of hermit crabs inside, police said.
Three arrested in Japan over suitcases stuffed with hermit crabs
The guests 'had asked the hotel to watch their suitcases, and the suitcases made a rustling noise,' a police official said.
www.japantimes.co.jp
May 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Me
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