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Mama | Everyday Wonder Woman | 1920
Free Thoughts, random musings + other BS
〽️Memphis 🍑ATL 📍Charlotte
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Oh absolutely not.
June 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I was all set to start this Friday with a positive attitude. Then I saw I had a male Instacart shopper...
marie from the aristocats is looking out of a window with her paws crossed .
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April 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Presented without comment.
April 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
It's only Thursday... Long ahh week 😩
April 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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MAGA wanted to have big fun and now the global economy is imploding.
April 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Here this mane go...
😂
April 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Coup back! 🤷🏾‍♀️
February 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Fam the flags. Kendrick is a Upper Level Demon lmaoo
February 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The a minor flag… 💀
That flag is diabolical Kendrick damn
February 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
🤭🤭
That boy said “SAY DRAKE”
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The flags 💀💀💀
The a minor flags
Serena crip walkin
Looking right in the camera and saying Drake’s name
Game Over

🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
January 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The days are long but the years are short. 🥹
I feel time goes into fast forward when you have kids. 🥴
January 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Happy New Year, y'all

All my boys are outside shooting their first baskets of the year and I'm sitting here trying not to fall asleep.
a cartoon elephant with blue eyes and a red and yellow striped shirt
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January 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Two of the baddest in the icebox game 💯
Hey hey hey, two bad bitches right there. No need to slander either.
December 29, 2024 at 9:50 PM
This merry Betweenmas has taken a mournful turn...
December 29, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Me trying to explain to my lil broke bestie that he's tired in the mornings because he stays up all night cupcaking...
He fell asleep mid lecture.
December 28, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Mistakes were made. Just made it home. Very much overserved.
I did my first public Sigma Walk. I don't think I'll leave the house until March.
a man in a sweater is sitting in a red chair with his sleeves up .
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December 22, 2024 at 6:03 AM
😒 I'm tired.
December 22, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Got the elusive broke lil bestie to wake up and hit the gym with me. Now he's talking about getting him breakfast... Have kids they said.
December 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM
My Grammy did! She's used sheep cheddar.
The roof of my mouth instantly hurt looking at this. 😅
December 20, 2024 at 9:55 PM
The busy body GiGi. Often vacationing, but never missing Boulé or the grandbabies' school plays, recitals, etc. Hosting catered family meals but occasionally showing out to remind them who I am. Kindle in one hand. Bourbon in the other. Red nails. Fluffy curls. YSL Libre Intense. 💅🏾
question for y'all, cousins: what kinda old person do you think you're gonna be? 🤔💭

i'm aiming for boujee childfree woowoo lady who's somehow everybody's auntie/godmother. the food and tea garden, the fancy scarves and brooches, the microlocs, the home library of black leftist lit, all of it 😌
December 19, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Baby Jessica in that well. My mom was a wreck!
What’s the first major news story your remember as a child?

Mine is OJ Simpson
December 17, 2024 at 6:51 PM
December 17, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I don't know when I got on YNTok but it's not bad. I saw one doing makeup to cover his tattoos for his job at CFA and another one making creme brulee...
Nothing makes sense anymore, but I'm here for it.
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December 17, 2024 at 6:17 PM