M Bartyzel
@mbartyzel.bsky.social
A wordy type with tragically Canadian sensibilities and a penchant for cocktails, culture, and criminally undervalued women of the past.
TIL Gouda is not considered an acceptable Scrabble/WWF word, and that is absurd.
December 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TIL Gouda is not considered an acceptable Scrabble/WWF word, and that is absurd.
People are handing their brains over to ai, and my autocorrect can’t even figure out what “tge” is supposed to be.
December 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
People are handing their brains over to ai, and my autocorrect can’t even figure out what “tge” is supposed to be.
Death is the theme of the next Oscars, right?
You can’t just have a few seconds of applause for Reiner, Lynch, Keaton, and Redford. They make up such a massive portion of the last 50 years of American film.
You can’t just have a few seconds of applause for Reiner, Lynch, Keaton, and Redford. They make up such a massive portion of the last 50 years of American film.
December 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Death is the theme of the next Oscars, right?
You can’t just have a few seconds of applause for Reiner, Lynch, Keaton, and Redford. They make up such a massive portion of the last 50 years of American film.
You can’t just have a few seconds of applause for Reiner, Lynch, Keaton, and Redford. They make up such a massive portion of the last 50 years of American film.
The Gap Grass re-release is laughably bad and now my hand smells like regurgitated flowers.
December 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The Gap Grass re-release is laughably bad and now my hand smells like regurgitated flowers.
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
Reposted by M Bartyzel
Looking Toward Sunset from Living Room Window
Pegi Nicol MacLeod
1926
Pegi Nicol MacLeod
1926
December 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Looking Toward Sunset from Living Room Window
Pegi Nicol MacLeod
1926
Pegi Nicol MacLeod
1926
The famous-people Christmas movies are really, really bad this year.
December 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The famous-people Christmas movies are really, really bad this year.
Jimmy Scott
Jefferson Airplane
David Bowie
Fleetwood Mac
Leonard Cohen
Jefferson Airplane
David Bowie
Fleetwood Mac
Leonard Cohen
Matchbox 20
Cowboy Carter
Sugarland
Eras
Billy Joel at Madison Garden
Cowboy Carter
Sugarland
Eras
Billy Joel at Madison Garden
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Weird Al (x10)
Vampire Weekend
Fleet Foxes
Spinal Tap
John Williams (with special guest Steven Spielberg)
Weird Al (x10)
Vampire Weekend
Fleet Foxes
Spinal Tap
John Williams (with special guest Steven Spielberg)
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Jimmy Scott
Jefferson Airplane
David Bowie
Fleetwood Mac
Leonard Cohen
Jefferson Airplane
David Bowie
Fleetwood Mac
Leonard Cohen
Searching for digital restoration tips and seeing what people offer and accept as improvements are destroying my last threads of confidence in humanity.
We are rapidly approaching a time when ppl will look back and wonder why everyone was so meme mean about that Jesus portrait restoration.
We are rapidly approaching a time when ppl will look back and wonder why everyone was so meme mean about that Jesus portrait restoration.
October 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Searching for digital restoration tips and seeing what people offer and accept as improvements are destroying my last threads of confidence in humanity.
We are rapidly approaching a time when ppl will look back and wonder why everyone was so meme mean about that Jesus portrait restoration.
We are rapidly approaching a time when ppl will look back and wonder why everyone was so meme mean about that Jesus portrait restoration.
We all hear about doctors avoiding medical-related programming, and lawyers law programming, because the science and law is just wrong.
But what about writers and editors?
To avoid the many forms of bad copy and nonexistent editing, relief only comes from pure isolation.
But what about writers and editors?
To avoid the many forms of bad copy and nonexistent editing, relief only comes from pure isolation.
October 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
We all hear about doctors avoiding medical-related programming, and lawyers law programming, because the science and law is just wrong.
But what about writers and editors?
To avoid the many forms of bad copy and nonexistent editing, relief only comes from pure isolation.
But what about writers and editors?
To avoid the many forms of bad copy and nonexistent editing, relief only comes from pure isolation.
Fires up Bluesky.
Sighs.
(Briefly thinks of shelfies.)
Scrolls until she finds @rollwithheather.bsky.social’s Canadian art reposts.
Cleanses with the beautiful Canadian art.
Shuts down Bluesky and ignores it for a while.
*repeat
Sighs.
(Briefly thinks of shelfies.)
Scrolls until she finds @rollwithheather.bsky.social’s Canadian art reposts.
Cleanses with the beautiful Canadian art.
Shuts down Bluesky and ignores it for a while.
*repeat
July 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Fires up Bluesky.
Sighs.
(Briefly thinks of shelfies.)
Scrolls until she finds @rollwithheather.bsky.social’s Canadian art reposts.
Cleanses with the beautiful Canadian art.
Shuts down Bluesky and ignores it for a while.
*repeat
Sighs.
(Briefly thinks of shelfies.)
Scrolls until she finds @rollwithheather.bsky.social’s Canadian art reposts.
Cleanses with the beautiful Canadian art.
Shuts down Bluesky and ignores it for a while.
*repeat
Nothing like having a husband who keeps you up at night fanboying over Hitler.
June 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Nothing like having a husband who keeps you up at night fanboying over Hitler.
Today I decided to look up a couple things about nail care.
Five minutes later: I have learned that my nail shape is “dreaded” and their length is on the precipice of making my finger look fat, unpleasant, and masculine.
What a toxic space.
My not fat finger says:🖕🏻
Five minutes later: I have learned that my nail shape is “dreaded” and their length is on the precipice of making my finger look fat, unpleasant, and masculine.
What a toxic space.
My not fat finger says:🖕🏻
May 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Today I decided to look up a couple things about nail care.
Five minutes later: I have learned that my nail shape is “dreaded” and their length is on the precipice of making my finger look fat, unpleasant, and masculine.
What a toxic space.
My not fat finger says:🖕🏻
Five minutes later: I have learned that my nail shape is “dreaded” and their length is on the precipice of making my finger look fat, unpleasant, and masculine.
What a toxic space.
My not fat finger says:🖕🏻
Fifteen years out of film writing and I still get pr blasts. Good thing I’ll never have a headstone or I’m sure someone would print them out and leave them on my grave instead of flowers.
May 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Fifteen years out of film writing and I still get pr blasts. Good thing I’ll never have a headstone or I’m sure someone would print them out and leave them on my grave instead of flowers.
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Ile-aux-Coudres
Bruno Côté
1990
Bruno Côté
1990
April 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Ile-aux-Coudres
Bruno Côté
1990
Bruno Côté
1990
The guy behind Prime Minister Carney is very, very distracting.
April 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The guy behind Prime Minister Carney is very, very distracting.
I did not know Tina Fey was making an extended remake when I posted this. Not exactly what I had in mind, but intrigued by the mix of new content and extremely loyal scene recreations.
My Christmas wish: Alan Alda writes a sequel to The Four Seasons, where he can invite Carol, Len, Rita, and Bess on one last trip.
April 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I did not know Tina Fey was making an extended remake when I posted this. Not exactly what I had in mind, but intrigued by the mix of new content and extremely loyal scene recreations.
Gene, Dean, and Jane
Ween-Freedom of '76 Jane Pratt show 1993
YouTube video by djankle
youtu.be
April 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Gene, Dean, and Jane
I love a lot of things about THE RESIDENCE, but a John Sayles reference is the 😘👌🏻 😘👌🏻 😘👌🏻 cherry on top. A cherry soaked in good bourbon because that’s Jason Lee.
March 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I love a lot of things about THE RESIDENCE, but a John Sayles reference is the 😘👌🏻 😘👌🏻 😘👌🏻 cherry on top. A cherry soaked in good bourbon because that’s Jason Lee.
True North strong and free.
🇨🇦🏒
🇨🇦🏒
February 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
True North strong and free.
🇨🇦🏒
🇨🇦🏒
What’s found inside old, ratty library books: the skill of some long-passed librarian cutting book ads to glue and tape the book back together.
Paper surprises aren’t only found in walls.
Paper surprises aren’t only found in walls.
February 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
What’s found inside old, ratty library books: the skill of some long-passed librarian cutting book ads to glue and tape the book back together.
Paper surprises aren’t only found in walls.
Paper surprises aren’t only found in walls.