Queen Latifah’s Silk Press
@mayamontrell.bsky.social
Jack of all trades, master of some
Former features contributor @TheOnion
DFW raised|Chicago made
Former features contributor @TheOnion
DFW raised|Chicago made
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*I write a variety of things including but not limited to comedy, satire, and screenplays
*initially planned on a career in public health & fell into the creative industry instead
*a single mom who works 2 jobs and loves her kids and never stops 😮💨
*I write a variety of things including but not limited to comedy, satire, and screenplays
*initially planned on a career in public health & fell into the creative industry instead
*a single mom who works 2 jobs and loves her kids and never stops 😮💨
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a good arbiter of how close we are to bad hybrid regime shit is if the political comedy shows start getting pulled for whatever reason
July 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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On the other hand are we about to get ten months of unhinged Stephen Colbert with nothing to lose?
July 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
On the other hand are we about to get ten months of unhinged Stephen Colbert with nothing to lose?
Think about the messiest person you know - it’s the lead singer of Coldplay, ain’t it?
July 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Think about the messiest person you know - it’s the lead singer of Coldplay, ain’t it?
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happy birthday to the great Mavis Staples. born on this day, July 10 1939, in Chicago, Illinois
July 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
happy birthday to the great Mavis Staples. born on this day, July 10 1939, in Chicago, Illinois
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Target: could I speak to the manager of the negroes?
Target met with the CBC. They are really out here fighting for their lives www.birminghamtimes.com/2025/07/cong...
Congressional Black Caucus Challenges Target on Diversity
By Stacy M. Brown | Black Press USA Senior National Correspondent Black Press USA has found that the explanations offered by the leadership of the Target Corporation fell woefully short of what our…
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July 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Target: could I speak to the manager of the negroes?
To the person who brought Restoration Hardware into my life knowing I started college in a recession:
How dare you.
Why introduce me to luxury I can’t afford unless I become a scammer in a market that’s crowded with other scammers so I’d have to wait till the holidays to do money crimes. Why?
How dare you.
Why introduce me to luxury I can’t afford unless I become a scammer in a market that’s crowded with other scammers so I’d have to wait till the holidays to do money crimes. Why?
July 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
To the person who brought Restoration Hardware into my life knowing I started college in a recession:
How dare you.
Why introduce me to luxury I can’t afford unless I become a scammer in a market that’s crowded with other scammers so I’d have to wait till the holidays to do money crimes. Why?
How dare you.
Why introduce me to luxury I can’t afford unless I become a scammer in a market that’s crowded with other scammers so I’d have to wait till the holidays to do money crimes. Why?
I’m in love 🥰
*aka I finally got my Substack algorithm just right*
*aka I finally got my Substack algorithm just right*
July 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’m in love 🥰
*aka I finally got my Substack algorithm just right*
*aka I finally got my Substack algorithm just right*
When Love Island ends, how will we go on?
July 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
When Love Island ends, how will we go on?
Tonight’s dinner is roasted chicken. Here before you are two side dishes. Only one can be chosen.
July 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Tonight’s dinner is roasted chicken. Here before you are two side dishes. Only one can be chosen.
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still kind of enjoying The Bear but I think we as a people deserve a prestige TV show about a Waffle House instead of this fine dining bullshit
June 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
still kind of enjoying The Bear but I think we as a people deserve a prestige TV show about a Waffle House instead of this fine dining bullshit
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These students dress so random. Seen a girl with a sequin cocktail dress on with some Nike slides.
June 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
These students dress so random. Seen a girl with a sequin cocktail dress on with some Nike slides.
Wild how Breaking Bad came out almost 20 years ago & it’s still better than most shows out today!
June 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Wild how Breaking Bad came out almost 20 years ago & it’s still better than most shows out today!
Still thinking about Sinners. What a movie.
April 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Still thinking about Sinners. What a movie.
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Yeah I’m big into AI (Avoiding Improv)
April 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Yeah I’m big into AI (Avoiding Improv)
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michelle williams meeting michelle williams is so important to me as a fan of michelle williams and michelle williams
April 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
michelle williams meeting michelle williams is so important to me as a fan of michelle williams and michelle williams
Pink Pony Club really captures the era I’m in rn. I too want to dance in West Hollywood.
March 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Pink Pony Club really captures the era I’m in rn. I too want to dance in West Hollywood.
The Kendrick performance was pure MoMA material. I’d love to find out more about the visual artists on his team bc they don’t ever miss
February 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The Kendrick performance was pure MoMA material. I’d love to find out more about the visual artists on his team bc they don’t ever miss
Loving how many Cowboys fans have set the rivalry aside to give the Eagles their props bc lbr, fuck that other team 😭
February 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Loving how many Cowboys fans have set the rivalry aside to give the Eagles their props bc lbr, fuck that other team 😭
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Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening
February 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening
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What will it take for the media to start framing things as, “This is a coup. The country is literally, not just metaphorically, under attack”
February 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
What will it take for the media to start framing things as, “This is a coup. The country is literally, not just metaphorically, under attack”
Everyone’s faces feeling the collective vibes shifting for the worst
January 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Everyone’s faces feeling the collective vibes shifting for the worst
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Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Suggest Early Man Was Battling A Lot Of Inner Demons
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January 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Suggest Early Man Was Battling A Lot Of Inner Demons
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‘Abbott Elementary’ renewed for Season 5
January 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
‘Abbott Elementary’ renewed for Season 5
(Ngl, Twitter still hilarious as hell but Bluesky’s humor is cute too I guess? Still getting used to the vibes here 😭)
January 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
(Ngl, Twitter still hilarious as hell but Bluesky’s humor is cute too I guess? Still getting used to the vibes here 😭)