Maxwell Albritten
maxwellalbritten.bsky.social
Maxwell Albritten
@maxwellalbritten.bsky.social
My name isn't Greddy.
You have to revive Gale in three days or, failing that, put him in a cool, wet sack.

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #laezel #astarion #elminster #gale #honormode
January 20, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Welcome to T.G.I.McWithers'! Where it's constantly time to shitpost!

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January 17, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I'm starting to think this Wulbren guy is a bit of a jerk.

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January 15, 2026 at 4:48 AM
We put the (annoyed grunt) in Baldur's Gate!

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January 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I'm starting to think this guy is a real dumb dumb.
Larian CEO says Divinity could have gen AI assets in it but only if the tools are trained on the studio's own data.

"If we use a GenAI model to create in-game assets, then it'll be trained on data we own."

https://kotaku.com/divinity-gen-ai-larian-bg3-reddit-ama-2000658429
January 9, 2026 at 10:14 PM
By the end, his breath was so artifacty he wasn't really my wizard anymore.
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #gale #simpsonsshitposting
January 7, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Could you tell me where I might find the "Wulbren O's"?
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #wulbrenbongle #halsin
January 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Sometimes it's nice to be reminded that it's not just me.
Me, sitting in front of my computer, overwhelmed, under-rested, with a brain that's being slowly poisoned by a constant infusion of infuriating, terrifying news and clumsy fascist propaganda masquerading as news.

"Boy, I'm having a lot of trouble focusing today!"
January 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
He probably misses his old tadpole.

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #astarion #simpsonsshitposting #wyll #karlach
January 4, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I'm taking harpy posting to strange, new places!
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #minsc #jaheria
January 2, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Wyll tried to take me to some candle place, but I'm all, like, no way!

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #laezel #simpsonsshitposting #laezel
December 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Conan the Barbarian (1982) IS a Christmas movie.

Proof: Conan did NOT die.
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'll give this tadpole a good home.

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting
December 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If I wanted to see a man eat a tadpole, I would have taken the tadpole-eating class!
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting
December 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Reposted by Maxwell Albritten
this is a good battle to pick. the CEO mentioned using "AI" and got so much shit for it immediately that he's rattled and backpedaling. easy win there
December 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
That's right, dead serious about needing to eat your boots!
December 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
You leave Mr. Durge out of this!
December 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This deep cut may be too deep
December 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Reposted by Maxwell Albritten
h.p. lovecraft taps into our innate fear of the difficult to describe
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
So tired
December 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Mizora doesn't need this...
December 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Well, Ketheric, I made it despite your directions.
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
December 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Speak with Dead has its limitations...
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM