In bed before 9pm.
Somebody schedule me some senior living home tours, apparently I need it.
Somebody schedule me some senior living home tours, apparently I need it.
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
In bed before 9pm.
Somebody schedule me some senior living home tours, apparently I need it.
Somebody schedule me some senior living home tours, apparently I need it.
Flashback Friday mini story:
Big group on a roadtrip, stop at Denny's. They put us in a back room by ourselves. We're talking, goofing, 1 woman asks, "Why does every guy know the words to 'The Gambler'?"
Every guy in the room, in unison:
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em..."
Big group on a roadtrip, stop at Denny's. They put us in a back room by ourselves. We're talking, goofing, 1 woman asks, "Why does every guy know the words to 'The Gambler'?"
Every guy in the room, in unison:
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em..."
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Flashback Friday mini story:
Big group on a roadtrip, stop at Denny's. They put us in a back room by ourselves. We're talking, goofing, 1 woman asks, "Why does every guy know the words to 'The Gambler'?"
Every guy in the room, in unison:
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em..."
Big group on a roadtrip, stop at Denny's. They put us in a back room by ourselves. We're talking, goofing, 1 woman asks, "Why does every guy know the words to 'The Gambler'?"
Every guy in the room, in unison:
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em..."
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Ooo a blood barfing cow for men AND women!
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Ooo a blood barfing cow for men AND women!
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This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.
October 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.
Long layover made longer by a delayed flight. Finally home.
And man is our cat pissed off.
And man is our cat pissed off.
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Long layover made longer by a delayed flight. Finally home.
And man is our cat pissed off.
And man is our cat pissed off.
The coolest 15 year old in the world.
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The coolest 15 year old in the world.
6 minutes to get through security at airport in Costa Rica.
Six.
Six.
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
6 minutes to get through security at airport in Costa Rica.
Six.
Six.
Uber driver lottery today:
1 was a good driver, kind of a dick.
2 was an excellent driver, very nice, perfect English, very safe.
3 was coked out of his skull, speeding, bouncing in his seat, & fucking with his phone the whole time. But at least his reflexes were jacked up.
1 was a good driver, kind of a dick.
2 was an excellent driver, very nice, perfect English, very safe.
3 was coked out of his skull, speeding, bouncing in his seat, & fucking with his phone the whole time. But at least his reflexes were jacked up.
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Uber driver lottery today:
1 was a good driver, kind of a dick.
2 was an excellent driver, very nice, perfect English, very safe.
3 was coked out of his skull, speeding, bouncing in his seat, & fucking with his phone the whole time. But at least his reflexes were jacked up.
1 was a good driver, kind of a dick.
2 was an excellent driver, very nice, perfect English, very safe.
3 was coked out of his skull, speeding, bouncing in his seat, & fucking with his phone the whole time. But at least his reflexes were jacked up.
Anyone know what type of tree this is? In Costa Rica. Different colors where the bark peels away.
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Anyone know what type of tree this is? In Costa Rica. Different colors where the bark peels away.
The art of the English language is dead.
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The art of the English language is dead.
I spent 3 months this year working on Portuguese via Duolingo. Now I'm in Costa Rica and have been working on my very rusty Spanish.
November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I spent 3 months this year working on Portuguese via Duolingo. Now I'm in Costa Rica and have been working on my very rusty Spanish.
I am definitely training my next dog to do this. Fucking adorable.
This is Hudson. He is a strong, independent dog who boops his own snoot. 13/10 (IG: hudsonstaysgolden)
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I am definitely training my next dog to do this. Fucking adorable.
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We been here for years (1828).
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We been here for years (1828).
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
Oh, your mobile game has an ad I can't get passed at all?
Let me introduce you to my friend Uninstall.
Let me introduce you to my friend Uninstall.
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Oh, your mobile game has an ad I can't get passed at all?
Let me introduce you to my friend Uninstall.
Let me introduce you to my friend Uninstall.
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I hope someone is writing "12 Hangry Men" about the sandwich guy jury
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I hope someone is writing "12 Hangry Men" about the sandwich guy jury
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Stop trying to be the bigger person with bigots. You’re not obligated to show any kind of respect when terrible people die. Fuck em.
Dick Cheney was a lot. But i dont get why people celebrating his death.
November 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Stop trying to be the bigger person with bigots. You’re not obligated to show any kind of respect when terrible people die. Fuck em.
I just learned this museum exists, and now I have to go to LA some time to see it.
If you haven't figured it out by now, I'm a little obsessed with movies.
If you haven't figured it out by now, I'm a little obsessed with movies.
Favorite 4 things at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures
November 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I just learned this museum exists, and now I have to go to LA some time to see it.
If you haven't figured it out by now, I'm a little obsessed with movies.
If you haven't figured it out by now, I'm a little obsessed with movies.
Random thoughts of the day:
1. "Jacuzzi" is an Italian name, so it should actually be pronounced "jacutzi" (kinda like "pizza").
2. Reese's Pieces contain no chocolate, but people often think they do. Those people need to pay more attention to their candy.
1. "Jacuzzi" is an Italian name, so it should actually be pronounced "jacutzi" (kinda like "pizza").
2. Reese's Pieces contain no chocolate, but people often think they do. Those people need to pay more attention to their candy.
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Random thoughts of the day:
1. "Jacuzzi" is an Italian name, so it should actually be pronounced "jacutzi" (kinda like "pizza").
2. Reese's Pieces contain no chocolate, but people often think they do. Those people need to pay more attention to their candy.
1. "Jacuzzi" is an Italian name, so it should actually be pronounced "jacutzi" (kinda like "pizza").
2. Reese's Pieces contain no chocolate, but people often think they do. Those people need to pay more attention to their candy.
Re-watching "Stranger Things" in prep for S5. One of the little things I love about S1 is that Johnathan is the only one who pays enough attention to the boys to find them when they're hiding.
In the 80s, nerds like us were pretty much invisible, even to our own families.
In the 80s, nerds like us were pretty much invisible, even to our own families.
November 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Re-watching "Stranger Things" in prep for S5. One of the little things I love about S1 is that Johnathan is the only one who pays enough attention to the boys to find them when they're hiding.
In the 80s, nerds like us were pretty much invisible, even to our own families.
In the 80s, nerds like us were pretty much invisible, even to our own families.
Saw the abbreviation "ICYMI" twice today, so I had to look it up. Jebus I'm old. Do y'all have to abbreviate everything?
Damn kids, get off mah lawn!
Damn kids, get off mah lawn!
November 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Saw the abbreviation "ICYMI" twice today, so I had to look it up. Jebus I'm old. Do y'all have to abbreviate everything?
Damn kids, get off mah lawn!
Damn kids, get off mah lawn!
Halloween movie #31:
"In the Mouth of Madness"
This is my favorite horror movie. It's John Carpenter, so there's some cheesiness, but the homages to Lovecraft, King, "Village of the Damned", and more, I love it so much. Sam Neill and Jurgen Prochnow are great as always.
"In the Mouth of Madness"
This is my favorite horror movie. It's John Carpenter, so there's some cheesiness, but the homages to Lovecraft, King, "Village of the Damned", and more, I love it so much. Sam Neill and Jurgen Prochnow are great as always.
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Halloween movie #31:
"In the Mouth of Madness"
This is my favorite horror movie. It's John Carpenter, so there's some cheesiness, but the homages to Lovecraft, King, "Village of the Damned", and more, I love it so much. Sam Neill and Jurgen Prochnow are great as always.
"In the Mouth of Madness"
This is my favorite horror movie. It's John Carpenter, so there's some cheesiness, but the homages to Lovecraft, King, "Village of the Damned", and more, I love it so much. Sam Neill and Jurgen Prochnow are great as always.
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Aaaaaaaand another thing….
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October 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Aaaaaaaand another thing….
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Halloween movie #30:
"The Howling"
I'm sure this was great in 1981. It hasn't aged well at all. Not just the effects - a character learns his girlfriend is dead and reacts with...absolutely nothing.
The ending hits a little close to home, though.
And why do all werewolf movies suck?
"The Howling"
I'm sure this was great in 1981. It hasn't aged well at all. Not just the effects - a character learns his girlfriend is dead and reacts with...absolutely nothing.
The ending hits a little close to home, though.
And why do all werewolf movies suck?
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Halloween movie #30:
"The Howling"
I'm sure this was great in 1981. It hasn't aged well at all. Not just the effects - a character learns his girlfriend is dead and reacts with...absolutely nothing.
The ending hits a little close to home, though.
And why do all werewolf movies suck?
"The Howling"
I'm sure this was great in 1981. It hasn't aged well at all. Not just the effects - a character learns his girlfriend is dead and reacts with...absolutely nothing.
The ending hits a little close to home, though.
And why do all werewolf movies suck?