But, playing along:
But, playing along:
My fake "Poor Impulse Control" tattoo I've done a few times is NOT false advertising.
(I'll get it for real soon, but not on my head)
My fake "Poor Impulse Control" tattoo I've done a few times is NOT false advertising.
(I'll get it for real soon, but not on my head)
My jack-o-lantern this year is pretty low-effort, but it's what I had the juice for tonight.
My jack-o-lantern this year is pretty low-effort, but it's what I had the juice for tonight.
I posted it on April Fools' Day once, and my friends said, "Did you really think you'd get us with that one?"
I posted it on April Fools' Day once, and my friends said, "Did you really think you'd get us with that one?"
Here you go:
Here you go:
Devil's Tower. Sadly, no aliens stopped in to offer me a ride off this fucking rock.
Devil's Tower. Sadly, no aliens stopped in to offer me a ride off this fucking rock.