Mauser Frau
@mauserfrau.bsky.social
Dirty fiction, art, surreal texts, desert mayhem and drinking chianti straight out of the bottle. Bothering the internet since last century. I am the problem. 21+, please 🍷. Banner by @darlingafterdark .
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Mauser Frau
@mauserfrau.bsky.social
· Jun 24
Every day is AMA here. Have you seen the shit I post without prompting?
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You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you. Defend the em dash.
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you. Defend the em dash.
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Your childlike wonder is killing the vibe bro
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Your childlike wonder is killing the vibe bro
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misc. enzn 2 electric boogaloo
December 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
misc. enzn 2 electric boogaloo
So I'm explaining Goth Dancing to my Uyghur coworker and...
...do I really need to elaborate? 🐦⬛
...do I really need to elaborate? 🐦⬛
December 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
So I'm explaining Goth Dancing to my Uyghur coworker and...
...do I really need to elaborate? 🐦⬛
...do I really need to elaborate? 🐦⬛
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Alas, it was not
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Alas, it was not
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November 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Today marks the 40th anniversary of the 7th episode of Dirty Pair, "愛こそすべて命賭けます逃避行!!" or "Love Is Everything, Betting Their Lives on Elopement", one of the most overtly trans-positive episodes of anime of its era. This was the future they predicted for us in 1985. We can still get there.
August 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Today marks the 40th anniversary of the 7th episode of Dirty Pair, "愛こそすべて命賭けます逃避行!!" or "Love Is Everything, Betting Their Lives on Elopement", one of the most overtly trans-positive episodes of anime of its era. This was the future they predicted for us in 1985. We can still get there.
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enzn, not a bad way to have your first drink
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
enzn, not a bad way to have your first drink
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enzn, hey can you fucking lock in
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
enzn, hey can you fucking lock in
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My IRL Friends: so what is going on in that thing you fanfic for???
Me, a Blue Lock fan: Fucked if I know.
Them: /probably thinking I write House of Leaves fic or someshit
Me, a Blue Lock fan: Fucked if I know.
Them: /probably thinking I write House of Leaves fic or someshit
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My IRL Friends: so what is going on in that thing you fanfic for???
Me, a Blue Lock fan: Fucked if I know.
Them: /probably thinking I write House of Leaves fic or someshit
Me, a Blue Lock fan: Fucked if I know.
Them: /probably thinking I write House of Leaves fic or someshit
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sometimes you just gotta be horny on main for a hot minute
November 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
sometimes you just gotta be horny on main for a hot minute
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Huh? On my what? 🤔
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Huh? On my what? 🤔
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So, I'm a firm believer in the idea that people can read stories incorrectly. I'm not saying this in reference to any debate about Lolita that might have happened, is happening, or will happen in the future. I'm saying this because I do it. Me reading Robert A. Heinlein, for instance.
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
So, I'm a firm believer in the idea that people can read stories incorrectly. I'm not saying this in reference to any debate about Lolita that might have happened, is happening, or will happen in the future. I'm saying this because I do it. Me reading Robert A. Heinlein, for instance.
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We've got 50 days left till the start of #kainesskaiweek2025 🌹🪄🌹
Excited to see everyone's works this year! #kainess #nski #kins
Excited to see everyone's works this year! #kainess #nski #kins
November 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
We've got 50 days left till the start of #kainesskaiweek2025 🌹🪄🌹
Excited to see everyone's works this year! #kainess #nski #kins
Excited to see everyone's works this year! #kainess #nski #kins
OK SO
One of my readers gave a very cute, succinct name to a group of people in my big fic and I am falling out of my chair with joy.
Happy Halloween indeed!
One of my readers gave a very cute, succinct name to a group of people in my big fic and I am falling out of my chair with joy.
Happy Halloween indeed!
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
OK SO
One of my readers gave a very cute, succinct name to a group of people in my big fic and I am falling out of my chair with joy.
Happy Halloween indeed!
One of my readers gave a very cute, succinct name to a group of people in my big fic and I am falling out of my chair with joy.
Happy Halloween indeed!
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enzn, doing unspeakable things to this guys cervix right here on not twitter dot com
October 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
enzn, doing unspeakable things to this guys cervix right here on not twitter dot com
Look, I just think men punching each other is hot.
^^^ my internal monologue trying to justify what I just wrote.
^^^ my internal monologue trying to justify what I just wrote.
October 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Look, I just think men punching each other is hot.
^^^ my internal monologue trying to justify what I just wrote.
^^^ my internal monologue trying to justify what I just wrote.