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Ordinary scuba diver. Joy is a stool at Top Hops, NYC
I walk around in the summertime saying “how about this heat?”
January 27, 2026 at 3:16 AM
@brotheramos.bsky.social when does your place settle?
January 26, 2026 at 9:45 AM
A lesbian couple we know were both doing IVF at the same time in the hope that one of them would become pregnant.

I’ll give you one guess what’s happened.
a man wearing a floral sweater says " and good luck with that "
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January 20, 2026 at 11:23 PM
January 19, 2026 at 7:56 AM
January 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The parents next door neighbour left their dog in their car while they went to the movies. Someone called the cops, and they got a $4k fine.

Great to hear. Although money is no object to them sadly.
January 8, 2026 at 4:52 AM
December 25, 2025 at 8:40 AM
It’s always the “oh just let them the be kids” parents that fuck off home first when it’s time to clean up
December 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
@anotherfilmnerd.bsky.social Haven’t seen any #TeamPowWowSafe posts in December. You ok?
December 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The 4 year old came home from a party yesterday with a toy recorder.

Straight into the bin.
December 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Out of Office about to go on for a month 🍻
December 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Both kids having a sleepover tonight
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December 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I had the pleasure on spending some time 1-1 with Joe and a bottle of red, when the Flatlanders toured Australia in 2010. When I asked him about his friendship with Bruce, his face changed and he went to another place, & the reply was “he is a great man, and I love him dearly”. Rest easy Joe.
Over here, we’re deeply saddened by the loss of Joe Ely, a singular American singer, great musician and great artist...
December 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hands up who was apparently supposed to confirm kids main Christmas Present with supplier and now has missed close-off for deliveries before Christmas
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December 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
December 10, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Off to Good Things to see @weezer.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I’m telling the Mrs & kids I’m off to my work Xmas Party but I think I’ll play hookey on that and just go to my favourite local by myself and watch the cricket
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December 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The kids kinder log in is very satanic today
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Just booked some flights to Hawaii
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November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I live opposite the Griswolds
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
The best Christmas Album of all time. @ me.
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Fuck yeah way to make my Monday
Deftones are returning to Australia & New Zealand with Interpol and Ecca Vandal –

https://www.byteseu.com/1547036/

Deftones announce first headline arena tour in Australia & New Zealand in nearly a decade Alt-rock favourites Deftones are heading back down under in May 2026 for their first …
Deftones are returning to Australia & New Zealand with Interpol and Ecca Vandal - Bytes Europe
Alt-rock favourites Deftones are heading back down under in May 2026 for their first headline arena run in nearly a decade, bringing their mix of heavy riffs
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November 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
@aussiemusicfan.bsky.social I'm liking the AVTT/PTTN album, thanks for posting something about it a while ago, would never have discovered it otherwise.
November 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
@davehooper.com @guttertwits.bsky.social Sounds like your two vibes
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 AM