MattyDAD
@mattydad.bsky.social
Band nerd, dad, Go Salukis! He/him
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This is a culinary account now 😎
December 6, 2024 at 1:59 PM
This is a culinary account now 😎
Rudolph is a horrible story.
December 7, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Rudolph is a horrible story.
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One of my favorites
December 6, 2024 at 12:52 PM
One of my favorites
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In a newsagent the other day my wife pointed out a Chanel handbag in a magazine. Can’t wait to see her face on Christmas morning when she realises I got her that exact magazine.
December 5, 2024 at 12:21 PM
In a newsagent the other day my wife pointed out a Chanel handbag in a magazine. Can’t wait to see her face on Christmas morning when she realises I got her that exact magazine.
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Just went to X for a bit. I don’t really enjoy it over there anymore.
December 2, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Just went to X for a bit. I don’t really enjoy it over there anymore.
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Ouch
November 27, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Ouch
ME, 10: [falls out of a tree] I'm fine
ME, 20: [parties all weekend] I'm fine
ME, 30: [accidentally drinks water too fast] I need to sleep for 3 days
ME, 20: [parties all weekend] I'm fine
ME, 30: [accidentally drinks water too fast] I need to sleep for 3 days
November 27, 2024 at 2:22 PM
I pre-heat my toaster
November 27, 2024 at 2:19 PM
I pre-heat my toaster
@meowmoments.bsky.social this page is a great timeline cleanse
November 27, 2024 at 2:09 PM
@meowmoments.bsky.social this page is a great timeline cleanse
Kinda funny. Her screams, good grief
November 26, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Kinda funny. Her screams, good grief
Love!!
November 26, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Love!!
November 26, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Word
November 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Word
Are y’all getting bot followers? They’ve started following me. Ugh
November 22, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Are y’all getting bot followers? They’ve started following me. Ugh
Oh my Lord.
"I called for help, twice" 😭🥹🥹😂
Good morning dear friends!!
Good morning dear friends!!
November 22, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Oh my Lord.
@capta1nw0nd3r.bsky.social you’re here!! Yay
November 22, 2024 at 2:34 AM
@capta1nw0nd3r.bsky.social you’re here!! Yay
This is the best
Woman discovers her neighbor's corgi was sneaking onto her property at night - to ride her pony!
November 21, 2024 at 10:17 PM
This is the best
Now that’s just wrong
Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again
Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?
Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?
November 21, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Now that’s just wrong
I’m a sucker for animal pics
a muppet playing a drum set with a jungle background
ALT: a muppet playing a drum set with a jungle background
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November 19, 2024 at 11:06 PM
I’m a sucker for animal pics