Matt McCall
@mattmccall.bsky.social
don’t be cringe, don’t be cringe, don’t be cringe
📍 The Grand Duchy (formerly: 📍 Seattle)
📍 The Grand Duchy (formerly: 📍 Seattle)
It took 9 games but the real Sam Darnold finally showed up.
November 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It took 9 games but the real Sam Darnold finally showed up.
Anyone ever got Pips on hard mode in under 90 seconds? (I think this is my second time doing so, but this one felt more difficult than whichever other time I did.)
Pips #91 Hard 🔴
1:28
Pips #91 Hard 🔴
1:28
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Anyone ever got Pips on hard mode in under 90 seconds? (I think this is my second time doing so, but this one felt more difficult than whichever other time I did.)
Pips #91 Hard 🔴
1:28
Pips #91 Hard 🔴
1:28
My god, the stiff-arm from JSN
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My god, the stiff-arm from JSN
I see Devon Witherspoon is already back in fine form.
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I see Devon Witherspoon is already back in fine form.
More of, or more than?
The good people of Madrid deserve more of this football game. Dolphins-Commanders headed to OT on NFL Network
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
More of, or more than?
This game is truly hot garbage
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This game is truly hot garbage
The NFL needs to bite the bullet and send, like, the Chiefs and Eagles to London or Berlin, if they have any home of really growing the game internationally to the point of a franchise.
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The NFL needs to bite the bullet and send, like, the Chiefs and Eagles to London or Berlin, if they have any home of really growing the game internationally to the point of a franchise.
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
Looks like Cal got as close to an MVP as the Mariners did to the World Series, and Ichiro did to a unanimous HOF vote. Even the Mariners’ best moments are painful “almosts”.
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Looks like Cal got as close to an MVP as the Mariners did to the World Series, and Ichiro did to a unanimous HOF vote. Even the Mariners’ best moments are painful “almosts”.
I first heard this song two days ago, and I'm already obsessed with it. And looking at tickets for their show in Luxembourg next week.
Wolf Alice - White Horses (Official Lyric Video)
youtu.be/zKVOPB7e5N8
Wolf Alice - White Horses (Official Lyric Video)
youtu.be/zKVOPB7e5N8
Wolf Alice - White Horses (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by WolfAliceVEVO
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I first heard this song two days ago, and I'm already obsessed with it. And looking at tickets for their show in Luxembourg next week.
Wolf Alice - White Horses (Official Lyric Video)
youtu.be/zKVOPB7e5N8
Wolf Alice - White Horses (Official Lyric Video)
youtu.be/zKVOPB7e5N8
Reposted by Matt McCall
One thing that the Epstein emails have taught me is that lots of supposedly superior intellects don't understand basic grammar.
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
One thing that the Epstein emails have taught me is that lots of supposedly superior intellects don't understand basic grammar.
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Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
The fucking center!
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The fucking center!
Starting center.
Based on the weird shit that goes on in SEA-ARI games, if the Hawks go up by 28 I wonder if they need to pull Darnold and Smith-Njigba. JSN is already under concussion protocol thanks to a dirty hit by Bellevue's favorite Husky, Budda Baker.
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Starting center.
My wife is about to graduate from EWU and the Seahawks have him, so now I can finally say:
Woohoo, Cooper Kupp
Woohoo, Cooper Kupp
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My wife is about to graduate from EWU and the Seahawks have him, so now I can finally say:
Woohoo, Cooper Kupp
Woohoo, Cooper Kupp
Based on the weird shit that goes on in SEA-ARI games, if the Hawks go up by 28 I wonder if they need to pull Darnold and Smith-Njigba. JSN is already under concussion protocol thanks to a dirty hit by Bellevue's favorite Husky, Budda Baker.
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Based on the weird shit that goes on in SEA-ARI games, if the Hawks go up by 28 I wonder if they need to pull Darnold and Smith-Njigba. JSN is already under concussion protocol thanks to a dirty hit by Bellevue's favorite Husky, Budda Baker.
Also, Cristian Roldan should have been taking the shot in Round 10. If you’re down a man in penalties (as Minnesota was) and it goes that deep, you should have to forego your chance in Round 11 and successive rounds.
I’m sure this will come off as sour grapes, but if we’re going to do penalties in this best-of-3 format, it seems like Game 3 should have extra time first.
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Also, Cristian Roldan should have been taking the shot in Round 10. If you’re down a man in penalties (as Minnesota was) and it goes that deep, you should have to forego your chance in Round 11 and successive rounds.
All my fucking sports are cursed
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
All my fucking sports are cursed
What a fucking choke job
November 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
What a fucking choke job
Jesus fucking Christ, Sounders
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Jesus fucking Christ, Sounders
Holy shit! Sounders!
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Holy shit! Sounders!
I played this for my wife and she thought Gus was the Indiana student announcer.
November 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I played this for my wife and she thought Gus was the Indiana student announcer.
Has anyone tried this yet:
You Don’t Mess With The Zohran
You Don’t Mess With The Zohran
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Has anyone tried this yet:
You Don’t Mess With The Zohran
You Don’t Mess With The Zohran
AOC should announce her primary campaign tomorrow. Or at Mamdani’s victory party.
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
AOC should announce her primary campaign tomorrow. Or at Mamdani’s victory party.