matthew martin
@mattlm6.bsky.social
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matthew martin
@mattlm6.bsky.social
· Nov 16
they won't let you BQ with this time anymore, because of woke
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seeing a lot of people portraying chuck schumer as incompetent or cowardly or not fit for the role he is in, and i disagree entirely. he is doing his actual job perfectly
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
seeing a lot of people portraying chuck schumer as incompetent or cowardly or not fit for the role he is in, and i disagree entirely. he is doing his actual job perfectly
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a computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must make all of our management decisions
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 AM
a computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must make all of our management decisions
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Also, when reporters start talking about the chatbots this way, it is imperative to remind them they are basically asking a toaster for comment. They should be a lot more embarrassed about this than they currently are.
“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.
“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Also, when reporters start talking about the chatbots this way, it is imperative to remind them they are basically asking a toaster for comment. They should be a lot more embarrassed about this than they currently are.
“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.
“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.
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Kalen DeBoer on 4th down: You’re playing checkers. I’m playing chess.
Curt Cignetti: Yeah, it’s a checkers tournament, motherfucker.
Curt Cignetti: Yeah, it’s a checkers tournament, motherfucker.
January 1, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Kalen DeBoer on 4th down: You’re playing checkers. I’m playing chess.
Curt Cignetti: Yeah, it’s a checkers tournament, motherfucker.
Curt Cignetti: Yeah, it’s a checkers tournament, motherfucker.
we're seriously doing another one of these?
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 AM
we're seriously doing another one of these?
sayin is absolutely shook
January 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
sayin is absolutely shook
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lol holy shit that pick
January 1, 2026 at 1:23 AM
lol holy shit that pick
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
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Clay Helton in his first four full seasons at USC: 34-18
Lincoln Riley in his first four: 35-18
Technically progress!
Lincoln Riley in his first four: 35-18
Technically progress!
December 31, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Clay Helton in his first four full seasons at USC: 34-18
Lincoln Riley in his first four: 35-18
Technically progress!
Lincoln Riley in his first four: 35-18
Technically progress!
if i had known scott foster was gonna be here i would have stayed home
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
if i had known scott foster was gonna be here i would have stayed home
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
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i actually don't have a lot of trouble believing that god returned for his flock and the refs were the only ones to be raptured
the zoom out was 🤌
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i actually don't have a lot of trouble believing that god returned for his flock and the refs were the only ones to be raptured
shouldn't have scored
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
shouldn't have scored
unbelievable. incredible
December 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
unbelievable. incredible