Matt King
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Matt King
@mattking.bsky.social
Looks like she is trying to conjure a hadouken she can fire at wokeness
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Mahomes runs in Authentic Frontier Gibberish
October 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Just use the script. Don’t even have to change the part about a computer taking your job. Just update “gold watch” to “nothing”.
October 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Jack attempts to create a microwave for the Saudi market and doesn’t realize it looks exactly like the Kaaba until the first ad runs.
Jenna would make Liz write jokes for her, Liz would write a bunch of feminist material because she’s mad at Jenna and then try to pull it at the last minute because she’s worried for Jenna’s safety. Jenna would ham it up so hard that the Saudis would love it as parody of shrill American women
which 30 rock character was most likely to headline the riyadh comedy festival, tracy or jenna
October 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It’s important that the exterior of his apartment building be a place that publishes a wide variety of opinions. Even those opinions make some people uncomfortable.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Aug 30
The apartment building of New York Times Executive Editor Joseph Kahn was defaced with red paint and graffiti in the early hours of Friday morning.

The paint covered the walls and front steps to the apartment building, and writing at the base of the steps read, “Joe Kahn lies Gaza dies.”
Top New York Times editor’s apartment building vandalized with paint and graffiti | CNN
The Greenwich Village apartment building of New York Times Executive Editor Joseph Kahn was defaced with red paint and graffiti in the early hours of Friday morning.
www.cnn.com
August 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
So future history books are going to have a chapter titled “Big Balls incident and the federal military takeover of Washington DC” huh?
August 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Tonight you will be visited by three spirits
December 24, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Where and how soon can I purchase a “Vanderbilt - 2025 Alabama State Champions” shirt?
November 2, 2024 at 9:49 PM
When you turn on a game and Gary Danielson is commentating.
October 2, 2024 at 2:28 PM
“I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me.”
December 27, 2023 at 4:05 PM
Valhalla Condominiums in Palm Beach is where you spend the afterlife if you die of an aneurysm brought on by getting mad at something you saw on Facebook.
November 2, 2023 at 9:36 PM
Stumbled upon the remains of someone making a definitive choice about not being a type of guy.
October 7, 2023 at 12:40 AM
Matt Gaetz looks like the villain from a Muppets Movie. You can easily imagine Miss Piggy karate chopping this goon.
October 3, 2023 at 11:58 PM
Of the college football coaches who appear in Aflac commercials- Nick Saban is currently having the worst season.
September 10, 2023 at 2:41 AM
Tony Khan came out before AEW Collision to explain the Punk decision. He got a little fired up talking about prioritizing employee safety. Mostly business like.
I wish he had said cross legged at the top of the ramp.
September 2, 2023 at 11:59 PM