Matt King
@mattking.bsky.social
Looks like she is trying to conjure a hadouken she can fire at wokeness
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Looks like she is trying to conjure a hadouken she can fire at wokeness
Let Damion Square open the next convention
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Let Damion Square open the next convention
Mahomes runs in Authentic Frontier Gibberish
October 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Mahomes runs in Authentic Frontier Gibberish
Just use the script. Don’t even have to change the part about a computer taking your job. Just update “gold watch” to “nothing”.
October 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Just use the script. Don’t even have to change the part about a computer taking your job. Just update “gold watch” to “nothing”.
“And I beheld a pale horse”
September 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
“And I beheld a pale horse”
A legit example of healthy masculinity
August 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
A legit example of healthy masculinity
Rolling up to the first debate like
April 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Rolling up to the first debate like
Mr Johansen, big fan of your work as the metal-plate having villain in the Hulk Hogan film Mr Nanny. Thank you for your service.
January 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Mr Johansen, big fan of your work as the metal-plate having villain in the Hulk Hogan film Mr Nanny. Thank you for your service.
Tonight you will be visited by three spirits
December 24, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Tonight you will be visited by three spirits
When you turn on a game and Gary Danielson is commentating.
October 2, 2024 at 2:28 PM
When you turn on a game and Gary Danielson is commentating.
“I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me.”
December 27, 2023 at 4:05 PM
“I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me.”
Valhalla Condominiums in Palm Beach is where you spend the afterlife if you die of an aneurysm brought on by getting mad at something you saw on Facebook.
November 2, 2023 at 9:36 PM
Valhalla Condominiums in Palm Beach is where you spend the afterlife if you die of an aneurysm brought on by getting mad at something you saw on Facebook.
Stumbled upon the remains of someone making a definitive choice about not being a type of guy.
October 7, 2023 at 12:40 AM
Stumbled upon the remains of someone making a definitive choice about not being a type of guy.
Matt Gaetz looks like the villain from a Muppets Movie. You can easily imagine Miss Piggy karate chopping this goon.
October 3, 2023 at 11:58 PM
Matt Gaetz looks like the villain from a Muppets Movie. You can easily imagine Miss Piggy karate chopping this goon.
Well, that’s the first time I’ve ever turned on LinkedIn notifications.
September 2, 2023 at 12:37 PM
Well, that’s the first time I’ve ever turned on LinkedIn notifications.