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@mattkempen.bsky.social
"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times."
Merry Batterseamas
December 8, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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Today's screensaver is recreation of a 1976 program cover.

Reposts and follows appreciated! #COYI #WHUFC
December 4, 2024 at 7:48 AM
that didn't go to plan
#COYI
December 4, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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Sir Richard Moore, head of MI6: "In 37 years in the intelligence profession, I've never seen the world in a more dangerous state."

"We have recently uncovered a staggeringly reckless campaign of Russian sabotage in Europe."

news.sky.com/story/flatpl...
Head of MI6 says 'I've never seen the world in a more dangerous state' as he warns Russia would not stop if it wins in Ukraine
Sir Richard Moore, the head of MI6, said that if Russia wins in Ukraine, China would "weigh the implications, North Korea would be emboldened, and Iran would become still more dangerous".
news.sky.com
December 1, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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Come harpies, harridans and hags! Gather the scolds, shrews, termagants and old bags! Bring some chalk and a broom, war has been declared
Gregg Wallace: “I can see the complaints coming from a handful of middle-class women of a certain age”

Same age as you Gregg

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https://news.sky.com/story/gregg-wallace-says-accusations-against-him-come-from-middle-class-women-of-a-certain-age-13264355
t.co
December 1, 2024 at 9:26 AM
My mum lives near where a Masterchef presenter lives. She's seen that person a few times.
She says "I don't like to speak ill of someone but they are an utter twat"
December 1, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Pre match beer #COYI
November 30, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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Jarrod Bowen, high quality. #COYI #WHUFC

Reposts and follows appreciated!
November 30, 2024 at 8:56 AM
35 years ago I went to @emophilips.bsky.social, tonight I go again. #Loyalty #RepeatVisit
November 29, 2024 at 12:44 PM
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Nigel Farage loves open borders - for the super rich

youtu.be/SA8T29zWNCw?...
Nigel Farage loves open borders - for the super rich
YouTube video by Led By Donkeys
youtu.be
November 28, 2024 at 7:44 AM
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This poll about another EU referendum isn't going quite the way the Daily Express thought at the moment.
POLL: Do you agree with Carol Vorderman that there should be a referendum on rejoining the EU?
xd.wayin.com
November 26, 2024 at 7:31 AM
Mmmmmmm
November 26, 2024 at 6:37 AM
Where are the accounts with puppies and dogs? Cats are all over my feed
November 25, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Best performance all season #COYI
November 25, 2024 at 9:57 PM
After some lovely onion gravy last night I'm really going toe to toe with #StormBert
November 24, 2024 at 10:04 AM
looking for a single #leicestervwestham ticket away end Tuesday 3 Dec
#westham #hammers #genuinefan

Season ticket holder. I got one but want one for my mate who lives in leicester. Last game we saw together was in Prague.
November 23, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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Reform MP James McMurdock (won his seat by 98 votes) didn't disclose his conviction for assaulting his partner before the GE

He went on to describe it as a "teenage indiscretion"

The Times now reveals he "kicked his girlfriend" repeatedly

Thoughts?
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/ref...
Reform UK MP jailed for 'repeatedly kicking his ex girlfriend'
He had not publicly disclosed the conviction before he was elected as an MP and downplayed the attack as a “teenage indiscretion”.
www.thelondoneconomic.com
November 22, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Kim Deal solo album superb. Got me tix for the Barbican show in March.
Happy happy joy joy.
November 22, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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Number crunching: Nigel Farage’s payments since the election for presenting GB News shows v his annual MP salary

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
November 21, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Grayson Perry discusses the virtues of a flat back four whilst Steve Perryman and Gary Mabbutt share how Dali influenced the heart of the Spurs defence in 1983
November 21, 2024 at 10:26 AM
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If you bring central London to a halt in order to campaign against catastrophic climate change then you're a "barmy" eco "fanatic" who deserves to be locked up.

If you do the same to hang on to your multimillion pound inheritance tax exemption then you're a brave freedom fighter defying the odds
November 19, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Last time i saw @nedboulting.bsky.social in the flesh was about 15 years ago. Near Lewisham, he was running and I cycled past him. I thought to myself 'That's Ned Boulting'.
What. A. Day.
Tonight I see him again, this time he'll deliver his Marginal Mystery Tour.
November 20, 2024 at 6:37 AM
"I didn't like what you did, so that makes it bad."

Nope. It's just that you didn't like it. It was actually rather brilliant.
November 18, 2024 at 11:43 AM
eldest daughter is 25 today, which makes me old
November 18, 2024 at 7:28 AM
she loves it at my mum's, but you better not throwing her ball!
November 17, 2024 at 5:34 PM