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Matthew Tarpy
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In recovery. Dipshit from Chicago. Transplanted Ohioan. Proud Tartan. Father to Dexter. Catdad. Gamer (Destiny 2). Politics Junkie. THE Ohio State University fan. matthewtarpy.com (obligatory: my opinions are my own)
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November 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Republicans are evil and Democrats are cowards.
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Thou shalt replace Chuck Schumer with Chris Van Hollen, who personally went to El Salvador to find Kilmar. That’s the kind of courage we need right now.

Like / share if you agree.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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A favorite cartoonby Stormy Gail Art
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Pete Hegseth is a punk ass bitch.
A female Navy officer was up for a historic title. Then Hegseth stepped in
There were just two women in the Navy Special Warfare combat crew as of the 2024 budget year
www.the-independent.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Hi, Jean. My friend is a Nigerian prince who needs to urgently retrieve $1,000,000 from an abandoned trust from his father.

If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Costco is a really popular subject for business-success case studies but I feel like business guys kinda lose interest when the upshot of the study is like "just operate with scrupulous integrity in all facets and levels of your business for four decades" and not some easy-to-fix gimmick
“You can’t say people are our most important product and then treat them like shit.” - Jim Sinegal, co-founder of Costco
April 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
When you're just that good...
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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The bumper says 'rugged working man'.

But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.

Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.

We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.

We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Republicans PROMISE they’ll take a vote on health care subsidies if Democrats end the shutdown. Uh huh. Sure.

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November 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Never forget who sold us out:

Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
And if Democrats think that Grijalva will be sworn in them they're even stupider them I give them credit for.
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
"As part of Democrats’ agreement to end the shutdown, Senate Majority Leader John Thune is promising Senate Democrats a vote in December to extend Affordable Care Act subsidies that are due to expire at the end of the year..."

This. will. never. happen.
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Cayde wants to know why you're not paying attention to him for #Caturday #OneOrangeBraincell
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Kegseth isn't qualified to hold these men and women's coats let alone lead or fire them.
Hegseth Is Purging Military Leaders With Little Explanation
www.nytimes.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
What is #Starbucks trying to tell me?
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
What the fuck South Carolina?!?!
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I ALWAYS learn something from @dieworkwear.bsky.social threads.
Fall is here and many of you may be shopping for an overcoat.

Let me show what you can get as you move up the price ladder. 🧵
Here are four overcoats.

— Which do you think is the most expensive?
— Which do you think is the least expensive?
— Which do you think provides the best value?

Answer below. Tomorrow, I will show what you get as you climb up the price ladder for overcoats.
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Almost spat out my coffee 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM