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American-Australian. Drummer, bass player, golfer, loving husband and father, cat slave, human Simpsons encyclopedia, political outcast, amateur tornado chaser, Yacht Rock enthusiast, and fatalistic sports fan. I block fascists and shitlibs.
It's already too late for me, but anyone going to my kids' school Christmas concert today will be getting Whamageddoned and Mariahgeddoned. #whamageddon #mariahgeddon
December 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It's already too late for me, but anyone going to my kids' school Christmas concert today will be getting Whamageddoned and Mariahgeddoned. #whamageddon #mariahgeddon
Gonna be a rough night at Taylor's house.
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Gonna be a rough night at Taylor's house.
Ecstatic about knocking the Bears off. Would be nice if I could enjoy this for more than two weeks, though.
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Ecstatic about knocking the Bears off. Would be nice if I could enjoy this for more than two weeks, though.
My Australian Open stream has American ads and the first one I saw was for discount Viagra with an AI voiceover.
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
My Australian Open stream has American ads and the first one I saw was for discount Viagra with an AI voiceover.
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Duke and Indiana: historical football powerhouses
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Duke and Indiana: historical football powerhouses
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“He wants to make a lot of money in private equity one day.” Is a hell of a way to describe a Duke football player
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“He wants to make a lot of money in private equity one day.” Is a hell of a way to describe a Duke football player
I for one welcome our new Hoosier overlords.... I think
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I for one welcome our new Hoosier overlords.... I think
Indiana.... football school?
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Indiana.... football school?
What the hell is a Geep Wade?
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
What the hell is a Geep Wade?
Does #whamageddon still count as a loss if you hear three seconds of it in a facebook reel?
December 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Does #whamageddon still count as a loss if you hear three seconds of it in a facebook reel?
Over my dead body.
Senator Bernie Moreno (R-OH) released a proposal this week that, if passed, would strip U.S. citizenship from Americans who hold a second passport.
Full statement from @demsabroad.bsky.social Chair, Martha McDevitt-Pugh: www.democratsabroad.org/da_statement...
Full statement from @demsabroad.bsky.social Chair, Martha McDevitt-Pugh: www.democratsabroad.org/da_statement...
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Over my dead body.
This officiating has been brutal for Washington.
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
This officiating has been brutal for Washington.
I'm about to see Rush's new drummer in a small tiny club in downtown Melbourne.
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I'm about to see Rush's new drummer in a small tiny club in downtown Melbourne.
Heh, #35 for Stanford has my name. Probably a bigger brain.
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Heh, #35 for Stanford has my name. Probably a bigger brain.
Alabama getting all the calls.
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Alabama getting all the calls.
Nebraska will probably never be good again.
I'm depressed as all hell right now.
I'm depressed as all hell right now.
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Nebraska will probably never be good again.
I'm depressed as all hell right now.
I'm depressed as all hell right now.
Yeah, Rhule ain't it man
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Yeah, Rhule ain't it man
Wellllllllllll there's a puppy in the parlor and a skillet on a stove....
“You will be visited by three spirits…”
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Wellllllllllll there's a puppy in the parlor and a skillet on a stove....
Since I'm in Australia now I just make whatever sort of indulgent meal I feel like making on Thanksgiving. I grilled steaks.
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Since I'm in Australia now I just make whatever sort of indulgent meal I feel like making on Thanksgiving. I grilled steaks.
I didn't know Faith Winter that well but I'm close enough to remember her son and my son sharing classes and birthday parties together. There is a shattered family tonight back in Denver and that's not the way Thanksgiving should be for anybody.
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I didn't know Faith Winter that well but I'm close enough to remember her son and my son sharing classes and birthday parties together. There is a shattered family tonight back in Denver and that's not the way Thanksgiving should be for anybody.
Did the Cardinals really just acquire a guy named Dick Fitts?
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Did the Cardinals really just acquire a guy named Dick Fitts?
I like key lime pie. That is all.
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I like key lime pie. That is all.
I never saw the Packers when I lived in Denver because I could never afford it. Even a preseason game was a racket.
Tickets in the lower bowl sideline for the Packers @ Broncos game are starting at $550 right now on Ticketmaster 😂🤣
$350 for last 10 rows up the upper deck. I guess I'm not going to the game, unless the prices become realistic in the next 3 weeks.
$350 for last 10 rows up the upper deck. I guess I'm not going to the game, unless the prices become realistic in the next 3 weeks.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I never saw the Packers when I lived in Denver because I could never afford it. Even a preseason game was a racket.
Carolina is ass and I resent the fact the Packers couldn't beat these clowns.
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Carolina is ass and I resent the fact the Packers couldn't beat these clowns.
The best thing to come out of this weekend is the singing Pope
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The best thing to come out of this weekend is the singing Pope