Matt
mattgoshert.bsky.social
Matt
@mattgoshert.bsky.social
Crew and Ipswich fan

Fort Wayne expat Columbus resident.
Update.

Again im not engaging in this conversation. Its just very loud and the hockey game is on the only TV they can get streaming on. (Screw streaming only games)

Dude all the sudden starts being kinda progressive about trans issues?

Both of his dude bro friends are like love who you love
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Omg dude. Maybe your terrible opinions about women might be the reason you're single.

Also maybe dont loudly proclaim your terrible opinions about women at the bar if you're trying to meet someone.

Just a thought from someone trying to watch the hockey game in peace.
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Reposted by Matt
October 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
There's a guy playing @stardewvalleywiki.bsky.social at the bar.

Coolest guy in the room.
September 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I've been at a casino and the fire alarm has gone off I'd have 2 nickels.

Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.
September 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Apparently I said Beetlejuice 3x. My bad.
September 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
@summerbruise.bsky.social may have done the best lyric video ever.

youtu.be/ZcEPkbbDNCo?...
Cookie Monster Snapback ft. Tades Sanville [Lyric Video]
YouTube video by summerbruise [the band]
youtu.be
September 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
September 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
HOLY CRAP GUYS HE'S SO CLOSE.
September 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When did H John Benjamin start coaching Armenia
September 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It is so good.
in these bummer days what you need to get you through is the new Mountain Goats track out tomorrow. yes ok technically it's a song in which two men bury a third with little hope for either of them on the horizon, but little hope isn't none, right? righteo, all aboard!

30tgrs.ffm.to/armiesofthel...
The Mountain Goats - Armies of the Lord
Choose your preferred music service
30tgrs.ffm.to
September 9, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I'M GONNA START MY OWN MAYONNAISE... WITH BLACKJACK... AND HOOKERS.
September 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
September 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Mayyyyyyybe we dont buy shrimp with "Great Value" as the branding.
August 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
You didn't end the invasion of Ukraine in 24 hours. You also didn't involve Ukraine in today's "talks"

Participation ribbon for international politics.
August 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I'll take the draw after that. #itfc
August 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Reposted by Matt
OPINION: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee And Watch the Joy Drain From Their Eyes

www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025...
OPINION: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee And Watch the Joy Drain From Their Eyes — The Nutmeg News
This opinion piece was sent to The Nutmeg News by Matt G of Bluesky: Dear The Nutmeg News: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee and Watch the Joy Drain from their Eyes. Sincere...
www.thenutmegnews.com
August 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I dont like Leagues Cup as its a disruption to the season, but I do like the badass post and pre game street food. #crew96
August 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
My @thenutmegnews.com headline.

I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee and Watch the Joy Drain from their Eyes.
August 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Leagues Cup should be held in the USA in January and February. I will be taking no questions at this time.
August 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
THATS MY BUSH #crew96
August 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Or we could just not get a UFL team. That would be cool too.
July 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
That's a lot of money to make Groot and Rocket Raccoon kiss.
Amazon is backing an AI-generated streaming service called 'Showrunner'

• Describes itself as the 'Netflix of AI'

• Lets users type prompts to generate scenes or full episodes

• Can create content from scratch or build on existing IPs

• Disney and other studios are in talks to license IPs
July 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Reposted by Matt
The main difference between the twilight zone and a regular zone is all the weird stuff that goes on in there
July 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM