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Matteo
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Major dude
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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yesterday i went out of town. after i checked into my hotel room, i realized i'd forgotten to pack a phone charger. so i ended up going to a store nearby and buying a charger that worked with my phone
September 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Inventing a Time Machine for the sole purpose of returning to an era before hotel pool DJs
March 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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I’m the dairy farmer running in the special election to replace Elise Stefanik in New York’s 21st Congressional District.

Can you repost this, give me a follow, and help spread the word?
March 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Solar freaking roadways
January 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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knock tuah trick on that treat
October 25, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Blue hairs — the antithetical meaning of primal words
April 15, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Cybertruck I passed thoughtfully giving me the option to green screen in a better looking car
April 7, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Goods I’m including in my kurgan:

- finest bronze adze
- lucky bell beaker ceramic
- sense of fun :)
April 2, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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bird flu? well yes, i'm sure it did
April 1, 2024 at 6:50 PM
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
March 19, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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the hot new diet trend is Muffin30 where you eat 30 muffins
March 19, 2024 at 3:36 PM
I’m in my self-mythologizing era
December 18, 2023 at 5:35 PM
I made a neo-assyrian trump and it’s the only thing I’ve ever been proud of: www.tryparrotai.com/video?id=6V8...
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October 20, 2023 at 1:59 AM
I hope I never actually post here. Not even once.
June 23, 2023 at 11:11 PM