WhiteChappell Roan
@matteblackeye.bsky.social
Dumbass metalhead non-binary shitposter. Loves cats and hates writing bios
I’m a basic ass bitch so Mass Effect obviously
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I’m a basic ass bitch so Mass Effect obviously
Agree
Airheads 2, baby
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Agree
Look at this fucking thing my mother in law made
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Look at this fucking thing my mother in law made
Food truck spotting in Tampa
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Food truck spotting in Tampa
I like to think of myself as a but of a libertine but this is too much cream cheese for one bagel
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I like to think of myself as a but of a libertine but this is too much cream cheese for one bagel
Approaching the end of the semester and all of my professors are so far behind in grading I have absolutely no idea how I’m doing!! It makes me want to puke every day!
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Approaching the end of the semester and all of my professors are so far behind in grading I have absolutely no idea how I’m doing!! It makes me want to puke every day!
Anyway this new Lamp of Murmuur album is really good. I don’t know why but I’m connecting to it more than I have their other releases
I miss when we talked about how cool metal bands were on social media.
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Anyway this new Lamp of Murmuur album is really good. I don’t know why but I’m connecting to it more than I have their other releases
I miss when we talked about how cool metal bands were on social media.
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I miss when we talked about how cool metal bands were on social media.
I’m dying
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I’m dying
Lamp of murmuur are chill right?
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Lamp of murmuur are chill right?
James Bond should be a woman that fucks her way into the beds of high level officials gaining access to their inner circles then sells any info she gets to the highest bidder like real spies
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
James Bond should be a woman that fucks her way into the beds of high level officials gaining access to their inner circles then sells any info she gets to the highest bidder like real spies
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I may know the evil emperor's profane secrets to eternal unlife, yes, but to learn them you will have to buy my new book
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I may know the evil emperor's profane secrets to eternal unlife, yes, but to learn them you will have to buy my new book
One of the music leagues I’m in is doing a cringe round and I refuse to feel like any music/art I like is cringe. I have no guilty pleasures just pleasures because I’m not mentally weak. So I don’t know maybe something metalcore?
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
One of the music leagues I’m in is doing a cringe round and I refuse to feel like any music/art I like is cringe. I have no guilty pleasures just pleasures because I’m not mentally weak. So I don’t know maybe something metalcore?
please let me out of Florida
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
please let me out of Florida
Moms surgery went well now I get to hang out with her in the hospital for a few days before they set her free
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Moms surgery went well now I get to hang out with her in the hospital for a few days before they set her free
Florida you’re too hot my face is going to melt off the moment I go outside
November 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Florida you’re too hot my face is going to melt off the moment I go outside
Well I’m in fucking Florida again
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Well I’m in fucking Florida again
RIP Big Salami decapitated by the wind and a fence 🪽🪽🪽🪽💀💀💀😭😭😭
October 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
RIP Big Salami decapitated by the wind and a fence 🪽🪽🪽🪽💀💀💀😭😭😭
6 days from my layoff anniversary and the company I was laid off from did a bunch more layoffs this year. Who could have seen this coming?
October 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
6 days from my layoff anniversary and the company I was laid off from did a bunch more layoffs this year. Who could have seen this coming?
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getting ready to celebrate hot fall girl bod by wearing only mashed potatoes and gravy
October 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
getting ready to celebrate hot fall girl bod by wearing only mashed potatoes and gravy
The Unto Others Halloween EP is fun
October 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The Unto Others Halloween EP is fun
Happy Halloween music playlist week
October 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Happy Halloween music playlist week
Another period. When will this nightmare end
October 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Another period. When will this nightmare end
When I was in the coast guard I got a skull and crossbones tattoo and the skull had an eyepatch bc I thought it would be hilarious to have a pirate tattoo when I was supposed to be enforcing maritime law
October 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
When I was in the coast guard I got a skull and crossbones tattoo and the skull had an eyepatch bc I thought it would be hilarious to have a pirate tattoo when I was supposed to be enforcing maritime law
What do you think the “states rights” republicans would do if like California just fucking seceded?
October 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
What do you think the “states rights” republicans would do if like California just fucking seceded?