Mattastic and The Cats
@mattastic.bsky.social
Howdy! 🫡
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Stop MAGA. Arrest Elon.
Just desert trash doing their thing. 🏜️
Send nudes. 🤪
NSFW Profile.
Stop MAGA. Arrest Elon.
Just desert trash doing their thing. 🏜️
Send nudes. 🤪
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EVERY MAN ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
( 😫 don’t yell at meeeee)
( 😫 don’t yell at meeeee)
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
EVERY MAN ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
( 😫 don’t yell at meeeee)
( 😫 don’t yell at meeeee)
And the bating.
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
And the bating.
A day late but still 🩲
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A day late but still 🩲
If you see this, QTP with an under-appreciated Pokémon 💔
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If you see this, QTP with an under-appreciated Pokémon 💔
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This is the Surrender Caucus:
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This is the Surrender Caucus:
Oldest selfie on your phone
2011: young and stupid. Now just stupid.
2011: young and stupid. Now just stupid.
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone
2011: young and stupid. Now just stupid.
2011: young and stupid. Now just stupid.
Viva La Raza 🗳️
November 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Viva La Raza 🗳️
Pretty much sums up my therapy session.
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Pretty much sums up my therapy session.
News is awful
Post a Godzilla.
Nay, I Say! I post King Cesar! 🐶
Post a Godzilla.
Nay, I Say! I post King Cesar! 🐶
November 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
News is awful
Post a Godzilla.
Nay, I Say! I post King Cesar! 🐶
Post a Godzilla.
Nay, I Say! I post King Cesar! 🐶
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No Nut November is just repackaged religious shame cosplaying as self-improvement. It's deeply weird. Just have a wank, it's good for you.
November 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
No Nut November is just repackaged religious shame cosplaying as self-improvement. It's deeply weird. Just have a wank, it's good for you.
STOP! 🛑
Wallpaper checkkkkkk
Wallpaper checkkkkkk
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
STOP! 🛑
Wallpaper checkkkkkk
Wallpaper checkkkkkk
I should call him
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I should call him
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Quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time
October 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time
These striped Snoopy socks were too cute to pass up.
October 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
These striped Snoopy socks were too cute to pass up.
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Literally I want to be all over you @iambeefysf.bsky.social
September 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Literally I want to be all over you @iambeefysf.bsky.social
What’s it like inside your head?
October 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
What’s it like inside your head?
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When you can be accused of a crime by this regimes Gestapo without proof, it’s shows to what extent they’ve weakened the rule of law
October 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
When you can be accused of a crime by this regimes Gestapo without proof, it’s shows to what extent they’ve weakened the rule of law
Used to have the biggest lust for Kevin Falk.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Used to have the biggest lust for Kevin Falk.
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October 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM