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Matt Sladek
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State Budgeting, Philly Sports, Swansea City, Columbus Crew
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So America, you take your 33 1/3 tariff, minus my 25% tariff and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning with a Tariff.

But then you take my 75% tariff, if we go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 tariff. See USA, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you in 2025.
April 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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the worst thing about playing for the mets is that they will not leave you alone. ever. i played 43 games for them in 2015. i hit like .040, i was terrible. and every spring they send me texts and letters like hey, want to suit up for a homestand? NO. my civic duty is fulfilled. leave me alone
March 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Crew game so boring I needed something to wash the taste out
March 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Antony overshadowing Cucho, this world is cruel
February 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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DMing this to Gio Reyna
February 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Many people are saying go birds
February 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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My New Year’s resolution remains hating my natural geographic rivals the San Jose Earthquakes more than anything else in the world.
December 31, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Absolutely devastating, one of the most fun players to watch in the league
LA Galaxy star Riqui Puig has suffered a torn ACL.

Puig obviously out for MLS Cup and likely most of 2025.

Huge blow for Galaxy. Puig had 13g/15a in the regular season then 4g/3a in the playoffs. www.givemesport.com/la-galaxy-st...
LA Galaxy star Riqui Puig suffers torn ACL before MLS Cup
LA Galaxy star Riqui Puig has suffered a torn ACL.
www.givemesport.com
December 2, 2024 at 12:22 AM
About to become a college soccer sicko
November 25, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Jim Curtin's tricky flamingos...
November 19, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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Guys, you're still trying to replace Twitter. I'm telling you we can't do it.

Now what we might be able to do is recreate it. Recreate it in the aggregate.
November 14, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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"The Left needs its own Joe Rogan," I say, unveiling the machine from "The Prestige" and leading you into a room with 800 Joe Rogan clones all saying "Wow, that's crazy" again and again
November 12, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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Democrats around the country are reportedly heartbroken over the fact that 95% of Roku City voted for Donald Trump in the 2024 presidential election.

Full story: dibsnext.com/heartbreakin...
November 8, 2024 at 9:51 PM
November 4, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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GET IN LINE, BABY
January 30, 2024 at 3:53 PM
We are so back #Crew96
February 24, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Craziest match I've ever been to easily. Ref should be sent to NextPro for a while. Thank God for Zawadski saving a point for us. Schulte was a hero too.
July 9, 2023 at 1:52 AM
How I view myself after making burger patties and heating up fries in an oven
July 7, 2023 at 10:53 PM
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good news, comic book fans! many of our favorite superheroes are making the leap to the silver screen. well played, hollywood. nerds for the win 🤓
July 6, 2023 at 4:47 PM
Gerrard to Al Ettifaq is p interesting to me. They don't have the backing of the Saudi PIF, so wonder if all the moves of the 4 PIF owned clubs is raising the appeal/level of the rest of the league. Gerrard isn't exactly a top level manager tho.
July 3, 2023 at 4:42 PM
Realizing I have the opportunity to become the biggest name on Columbus Crew Bluesky. I can't let this slip.
July 3, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Went to Tim Hortons this morning

Order TimBits with no Blueberry

Get to work and open box

Only Blueberry
July 3, 2023 at 2:42 PM