Matneee
@matneee.bsky.social
Social media influenza.
Read my further witterings at https://matneee.substack.com
Lover of #AdventureGames 🖱️
#GamesWotForgot 🕹️ #GamesWTF 🕹️⁉️
#FakeBookTitleFriday 📚
Wanted to Open That Trapdoor. Didn't. There was something down there...😯
Read my further witterings at https://matneee.substack.com
Lover of #AdventureGames 🖱️
#GamesWotForgot 🕹️ #GamesWTF 🕹️⁉️
#FakeBookTitleFriday 📚
Wanted to Open That Trapdoor. Didn't. There was something down there...😯
Cor! Aldi cheesecakes have a special clicky thing in the base of the tubs that let you go POP and spray billions crumbs all over your carpet!
That's handy😃
That's handy😃
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Cor! Aldi cheesecakes have a special clicky thing in the base of the tubs that let you go POP and spray billions crumbs all over your carpet!
That's handy😃
That's handy😃
Playing Blue Prince for the first time. There are no Princes yet, but I know blue memos to be true. Everything else is uncertain as of now.
"I haven't a fuckin' clue what I'm doing" has always been one of my favourite game genres☺️
"I haven't a fuckin' clue what I'm doing" has always been one of my favourite game genres☺️
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Playing Blue Prince for the first time. There are no Princes yet, but I know blue memos to be true. Everything else is uncertain as of now.
"I haven't a fuckin' clue what I'm doing" has always been one of my favourite game genres☺️
"I haven't a fuckin' clue what I'm doing" has always been one of my favourite game genres☺️
Hmm. Dinner decisions🤔
Do I make Shepard's pie with the ingredients I've just bought or - and here me out - the three boxes of Matchmakers that I also bought?
Do I make Shepard's pie with the ingredients I've just bought or - and here me out - the three boxes of Matchmakers that I also bought?
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Hmm. Dinner decisions🤔
Do I make Shepard's pie with the ingredients I've just bought or - and here me out - the three boxes of Matchmakers that I also bought?
Do I make Shepard's pie with the ingredients I've just bought or - and here me out - the three boxes of Matchmakers that I also bought?
What treasures the Postie has delivered unto me! I am a grown adult with grown up hobbies and interests☺️
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
What treasures the Postie has delivered unto me! I am a grown adult with grown up hobbies and interests☺️
I have disproportionately amused myself making this. I am very easily amused, to be fair🙂
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I have disproportionately amused myself making this. I am very easily amused, to be fair🙂
Naked penguins.
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Naked penguins.
Matneee Vs #ADHD
Today I tried to give ears to a chimp, but instead fed him to an Alien. This is why I never get anything done🤦
Today I tried to give ears to a chimp, but instead fed him to an Alien. This is why I never get anything done🤦
Lots done. None of it what I planned
And a chimp that still has no ears.
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November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Matneee Vs #ADHD
Today I tried to give ears to a chimp, but instead fed him to an Alien. This is why I never get anything done🤦
Today I tried to give ears to a chimp, but instead fed him to an Alien. This is why I never get anything done🤦
Pootling about with an audiobook, attending to the morning's minutiae.
"𝘎𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 , 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤."
It brings a whole new meaning to the word 'Woodwind'😳
"𝘎𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 , 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤."
It brings a whole new meaning to the word 'Woodwind'😳
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Pootling about with an audiobook, attending to the morning's minutiae.
"𝘎𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 , 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤."
It brings a whole new meaning to the word 'Woodwind'😳
"𝘎𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 , 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤."
It brings a whole new meaning to the word 'Woodwind'😳
Quality content for book, googly eyes, and drain enthusiasts. I realise the venn diagram for that crossover is arguably niche, but I'm betting the fandom is spectacularly loyal once you find them.
The Monster in the Drain
A modern fairy tale.
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November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Quality content for book, googly eyes, and drain enthusiasts. I realise the venn diagram for that crossover is arguably niche, but I'm betting the fandom is spectacularly loyal once you find them.
Watching the Fantastic Four movie, and trying really hard to resist installing Marvel Rivals just to see if they have their own set of skins in the store.
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Watching the Fantastic Four movie, and trying really hard to resist installing Marvel Rivals just to see if they have their own set of skins in the store.
Without meaning to sound disrespectful, this head is *really* creepy. A crotched terror caught halfway between Doctor Who and Hellraiser😳
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Without meaning to sound disrespectful, this head is *really* creepy. A crotched terror caught halfway between Doctor Who and Hellraiser😳
Prodded and sampled and syringe phials sent for examinings, but the vet thinks lumpy Jynx is fine. I'm just waiting in the recovery room now as my wallet comes round from the shock☺️
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Prodded and sampled and syringe phials sent for examinings, but the vet thinks lumpy Jynx is fine. I'm just waiting in the recovery room now as my wallet comes round from the shock☺️
Ho for the Veterinarian, with a lumpy Jynx in tow!
She's been developing a warty thing on one of her ears. While it was thematically appropriate for Halloween, I felt should probably get it looked at. I'm pretty sure it's benign though🙂
#Caturday part II
She's been developing a warty thing on one of her ears. While it was thematically appropriate for Halloween, I felt should probably get it looked at. I'm pretty sure it's benign though🙂
#Caturday part II
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Ho for the Veterinarian, with a lumpy Jynx in tow!
She's been developing a warty thing on one of her ears. While it was thematically appropriate for Halloween, I felt should probably get it looked at. I'm pretty sure it's benign though🙂
#Caturday part II
She's been developing a warty thing on one of her ears. While it was thematically appropriate for Halloween, I felt should probably get it looked at. I'm pretty sure it's benign though🙂
#Caturday part II
One thing St George's flag enthusiasts seem to miss is that, without a healthy immigration culture, the population of rural villages in #Midsomer will drop to critical levels.
This bucolic, traditional English way of life would soon cease to be without an influx of vibrant, fresh blood. So to speak.
This bucolic, traditional English way of life would soon cease to be without an influx of vibrant, fresh blood. So to speak.
November 8, 2025 at 9:35 AM
One thing St George's flag enthusiasts seem to miss is that, without a healthy immigration culture, the population of rural villages in #Midsomer will drop to critical levels.
This bucolic, traditional English way of life would soon cease to be without an influx of vibrant, fresh blood. So to speak.
This bucolic, traditional English way of life would soon cease to be without an influx of vibrant, fresh blood. So to speak.
I can almost guarantee this will be the best thing you watch all day😅
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #CatsOfBsky
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #CatsOfBsky
November 8, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I can almost guarantee this will be the best thing you watch all day😅
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #CatsOfBsky
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #CatsOfBsky
I posted this out of curiosity to see how that Substack works. It took me far longer than it probably should to figure it out though, so I feel like I've achieved something😅
If you've ever wondered what might have happened several hundred years before John Carpenter's The Thing, now is your chance🙂
If you've ever wondered what might have happened several hundred years before John Carpenter's The Thing, now is your chance🙂
Prologue, The Thing
A short story of variable quality that I wrote many years ago. It has penguins, if you are penguin inclined.
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November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I posted this out of curiosity to see how that Substack works. It took me far longer than it probably should to figure it out though, so I feel like I've achieved something😅
If you've ever wondered what might have happened several hundred years before John Carpenter's The Thing, now is your chance🙂
If you've ever wondered what might have happened several hundred years before John Carpenter's The Thing, now is your chance🙂
Unlike the Sith, who are known to reveal themselves to the Jedi at the slightest provocation.
November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Unlike the Sith, who are known to reveal themselves to the Jedi at the slightest provocation.
Look, the little bagged A-Wing pilot minifig was on special offer, then it just sort of started suggesting things🫣
I'm sure this counts as taking advantage of a vulnerable adult😮💨
#Lego
I'm sure this counts as taking advantage of a vulnerable adult😮💨
#Lego
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Look, the little bagged A-Wing pilot minifig was on special offer, then it just sort of started suggesting things🫣
I'm sure this counts as taking advantage of a vulnerable adult😮💨
#Lego
I'm sure this counts as taking advantage of a vulnerable adult😮💨
#Lego
Doodles!✏️
Because I was thinking of this👇. I *think* this was a quick sketch to try out the pen on the tablet I use now, so some time in '22. Ish. Probably. I think.
#MetalGearSolid #MGS #RetroGames
Because I was thinking of this👇. I *think* this was a quick sketch to try out the pen on the tablet I use now, so some time in '22. Ish. Probably. I think.
#MetalGearSolid #MGS #RetroGames
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Doodles!✏️
Because I was thinking of this👇. I *think* this was a quick sketch to try out the pen on the tablet I use now, so some time in '22. Ish. Probably. I think.
#MetalGearSolid #MGS #RetroGames
Because I was thinking of this👇. I *think* this was a quick sketch to try out the pen on the tablet I use now, so some time in '22. Ish. Probably. I think.
#MetalGearSolid #MGS #RetroGames
That awkward moment when you completely agree with someone in the Local Facebook Group, but don't want to turn down the opportunity for a gift joke😅
November 6, 2025 at 11:18 AM
That awkward moment when you completely agree with someone in the Local Facebook Group, but don't want to turn down the opportunity for a gift joke😅
Tragically, all their calculations confirmed it. In two weeks time Reginald's sideburns would finally meet under his chin, and throttle him to spare him the shame of this photo in years to come.
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Tragically, all their calculations confirmed it. In two weeks time Reginald's sideburns would finally meet under his chin, and throttle him to spare him the shame of this photo in years to come.
EVERYTHING ASPLODE🎆🧨🎇
a picture of a vault with the words got you a gift below it
ALT: a picture of a vault with the words got you a gift below it
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November 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
EVERYTHING ASPLODE🎆🧨🎇
Claude Rains has read your posts
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Claude Rains has read your posts
Fun Fact: I bought 2 Kinects BITD, which quite possibly doubled sales at the time.
I didn't play any games. I didn't even own an Xbox. But my first motion capture setup was 2 Kinects.
And this is my first ever MoCap animation, including the bit at the end when I kneel down to fiddle with my laptop😅
I didn't play any games. I didn't even own an Xbox. But my first motion capture setup was 2 Kinects.
And this is my first ever MoCap animation, including the bit at the end when I kneel down to fiddle with my laptop😅
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Fun Fact: I bought 2 Kinects BITD, which quite possibly doubled sales at the time.
I didn't play any games. I didn't even own an Xbox. But my first motion capture setup was 2 Kinects.
And this is my first ever MoCap animation, including the bit at the end when I kneel down to fiddle with my laptop😅
I didn't play any games. I didn't even own an Xbox. But my first motion capture setup was 2 Kinects.
And this is my first ever MoCap animation, including the bit at the end when I kneel down to fiddle with my laptop😅