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Comedy botherer. Creepy man on the internet. #ActuallyAutistic. Coolkid. UEFA #TeamLondon Squad Leader. DO NOT ENCOURAGE.
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Let all nannies be hooted.
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Let all nannies be hooted.
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Right. It's drawing close to midnight so I'm off to submit the gas meter reading before things get too crazy. Wish me luck!
December 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Right. It's drawing close to midnight so I'm off to submit the gas meter reading before things get too crazy. Wish me luck!
Watching the real New Years countdown - Jerry on Big Jet TV streaming live from Heathrow
December 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Watching the real New Years countdown - Jerry on Big Jet TV streaming live from Heathrow
Best Xmas card from a work colleague ever
December 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Best Xmas card from a work colleague ever
Did a gammon in the slow cooker, ate the gammon from the slow cooker, now really need a nap
December 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Did a gammon in the slow cooker, ate the gammon from the slow cooker, now really need a nap
Anyone who's ever seen Ed 'dead behind the eyes' Gamble on a video podcast knows how bad they are. Much better as an audio only format.
‘Painful to hear!’ How podcasts’ rush to video is turning them into dreadful listens
‘Painful to hear!’ How podcasts’ rush to video is turning them into dreadful listens
From Joe Marler’s visual-only stunts to the incomprehensible shuffling sounds Steven Bartlett recently subjected headphone users to, dodgy audio experiences are on the rise
www.theguardian.com
December 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Anyone who's ever seen Ed 'dead behind the eyes' Gamble on a video podcast knows how bad they are. Much better as an audio only format.
I'll do it for £50 if you throw a roll of bin bags in for me.
December 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I'll do it for £50 if you throw a roll of bin bags in for me.
There is something about seeing text in certain fonts that makes it obvious that you're watching a TV show made in America
December 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
There is something about seeing text in certain fonts that makes it obvious that you're watching a TV show made in America
Always remember to watch out for others in the cold weather as they might slip up in front of you and then you can steal their shopping
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Always remember to watch out for others in the cold weather as they might slip up in front of you and then you can steal their shopping
For Xmas all I want is a blocklist I can subscribe to to get rid of all the people who keep posting screenshots of Twitter posts
December 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
For Xmas all I want is a blocklist I can subscribe to to get rid of all the people who keep posting screenshots of Twitter posts
Something something Roger Daltrey attacked and covered in aluminium food wrap something something next year fighting people off something something I WON'T GET FOILED AGAIN
December 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Something something Roger Daltrey attacked and covered in aluminium food wrap something something next year fighting people off something something I WON'T GET FOILED AGAIN
Alright fine I'll get out of bed
December 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Alright fine I'll get out of bed
Probably one of the strangest things to me this Xmas is seeing so many pictures of adults wearing pyjamas. I didnt realise it has become such a thing over the last ten or twenty years.
December 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Probably one of the strangest things to me this Xmas is seeing so many pictures of adults wearing pyjamas. I didnt realise it has become such a thing over the last ten or twenty years.
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Spotify was one thing, but these end of year Wrapped things are getting out of hand.
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Spotify was one thing, but these end of year Wrapped things are getting out of hand.
People have tried to blackmail me into joining them but I fought hard (ignored them) and get to spend a perfect Xmas with just me, no interruptions, no demands, eating what I want, waking up when I want, watching nothing, just sitting around being me.
December 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
People have tried to blackmail me into joining them but I fought hard (ignored them) and get to spend a perfect Xmas with just me, no interruptions, no demands, eating what I want, waking up when I want, watching nothing, just sitting around being me.
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Santa told us that people that don’t add alt text are getting coal in their stocking this year.
December 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Santa told us that people that don’t add alt text are getting coal in their stocking this year.
Let's book our tickets for A Lovely Weekend 2026! @alovelytime.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Let's book our tickets for A Lovely Weekend 2026! @alovelytime.bsky.social
I could murder a curry right now
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I could murder a curry right now
'You can't put electronic post boxes in, the old people won't be able to use them'
We've had computers in every office for 30 years, we've had mobile phones for 30 years.
If Betty can't use an electronic post box then it's time to send her to the glue factory.
We've had computers in every office for 30 years, we've had mobile phones for 30 years.
If Betty can't use an electronic post box then it's time to send her to the glue factory.
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
'You can't put electronic post boxes in, the old people won't be able to use them'
We've had computers in every office for 30 years, we've had mobile phones for 30 years.
If Betty can't use an electronic post box then it's time to send her to the glue factory.
We've had computers in every office for 30 years, we've had mobile phones for 30 years.
If Betty can't use an electronic post box then it's time to send her to the glue factory.
That bit in Harry Dean Stanton by PWEI where it just goes.. up..
December 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
That bit in Harry Dean Stanton by PWEI where it just goes.. up..
Why don't PornHub do an unwrapped end of year email of your stats? Oh it's because peoples accounts got hacked last week isn't it.
December 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Why don't PornHub do an unwrapped end of year email of your stats? Oh it's because peoples accounts got hacked last week isn't it.
Waiting for a breathy John Lewis Xmas version of War Pigs
December 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Waiting for a breathy John Lewis Xmas version of War Pigs
Wait... Millie Bobby Brown isn't Bobby Brown's daughter?
December 19, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Wait... Millie Bobby Brown isn't Bobby Brown's daughter?
Bluesky was a lot better when you couldn't retweet things
December 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Bluesky was a lot better when you couldn't retweet things
Wow did not expect Rob Reiner to go like that
December 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Wow did not expect Rob Reiner to go like that