@mathewsmith.bsky.social
Comedy botherer. Creepy man on the internet. #ActuallyAutistic. Coolkid. UEFA #TeamLondon Squad Leader. DO NOT ENCOURAGE.
@foxhill_matt@mastodon.social
@foxhill_matt@mastodon.social
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It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
Sitting here thinking 'ah Bluesky is so peaceful now people don't talk about American Politics anymore' and then remembering that's only because I have a name muted.
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Sitting here thinking 'ah Bluesky is so peaceful now people don't talk about American Politics anymore' and then remembering that's only because I have a name muted.
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When I was young (between olden times and yesterday) I would see holiday brochures for 'Winter Sun' and wonder why people wanted to both be cold and have the low sun shining in their eyes all the time
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 AM
When I was young (between olden times and yesterday) I would see holiday brochures for 'Winter Sun' and wonder why people wanted to both be cold and have the low sun shining in their eyes all the time
@fp1will.bsky.social do a comedy review of this weekends Macau GP but it's just 5 mins of the red flag meme
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
@fp1will.bsky.social do a comedy review of this weekends Macau GP but it's just 5 mins of the red flag meme
Macau this weekend! Get ready for the red flag fest! www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUPN...
第72屆澳門格蘭披治大賽車-現場直播 2025/11/13 72nd Macau Grand Prix -Live 2025/11/13
YouTube video by Macau Grand Prix channel
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Macau this weekend! Get ready for the red flag fest! www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUPN...
I'm not impressed at the Americans taking our 'xmas jumper' trend and turning into 'ugly sweater day'. The point isn't that they're purposefully ugly!
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I'm not impressed at the Americans taking our 'xmas jumper' trend and turning into 'ugly sweater day'. The point isn't that they're purposefully ugly!
Hellman's squirty bottles are shit. We've all thought it. Someone had to say it
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Hellman's squirty bottles are shit. We've all thought it. Someone had to say it
Why did Maverick get sacked from Royal Mail? He kept pushing the envelopes.
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Why did Maverick get sacked from Royal Mail? He kept pushing the envelopes.
I miss COVID times so much
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I miss COVID times so much
Waiting for that Zohran for Mayor text generator to jump the shark and get Ea-Nasir'd
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Waiting for that Zohran for Mayor text generator to jump the shark and get Ea-Nasir'd
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COMPUTER: Enter your password
ME: [types 'posh_people's_tea']
COMPUTER: Your password is too weak
ME: [high fives computer]
ME: [types 'posh_people's_tea']
COMPUTER: Your password is too weak
ME: [high fives computer]
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
COMPUTER: Enter your password
ME: [types 'posh_people's_tea']
COMPUTER: Your password is too weak
ME: [high fives computer]
ME: [types 'posh_people's_tea']
COMPUTER: Your password is too weak
ME: [high fives computer]
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my love language is being given thirty seven thousand pounds
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
my love language is being given thirty seven thousand pounds
Amazing how bonfire night has evolved. Now kids buy glowing lightsabres to hunt down Guy Fawkes
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Amazing how bonfire night has evolved. Now kids buy glowing lightsabres to hunt down Guy Fawkes
Just seen that John Lewis advert and did anyone else think they were going to fuck? Like dirty sweaty fucking?
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just seen that John Lewis advert and did anyone else think they were going to fuck? Like dirty sweaty fucking?
The most magical time of year
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 AM
The most magical time of year
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
Why DID we have to say 'way-oh' in response to a 'boom boom boom'?
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Why DID we have to say 'way-oh' in response to a 'boom boom boom'?
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Wow! 😮🤩
There's a new interactive map of Every Known Road in the Roman Empire!! 🤓
itiner-e.org
We might have to have a lie-down.
There's a new interactive map of Every Known Road in the Roman Empire!! 🤓
itiner-e.org
We might have to have a lie-down.
November 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Wow! 😮🤩
There's a new interactive map of Every Known Road in the Roman Empire!! 🤓
itiner-e.org
We might have to have a lie-down.
There's a new interactive map of Every Known Road in the Roman Empire!! 🤓
itiner-e.org
We might have to have a lie-down.
Ching Ching muddyfunster
November 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Ching Ching muddyfunster
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Now that it's passed.. what was all that ozymandias stuff all about? It seemed very "middle class white person who went to university and owns their own home"
November 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Now that it's passed.. what was all that ozymandias stuff all about? It seemed very "middle class white person who went to university and owns their own home"
"man left with a hefty bill" hey don't be picking on Bill, fat shaming isn't cool
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"man left with a hefty bill" hey don't be picking on Bill, fat shaming isn't cool