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Andrew S
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in the pines
would have walked back into the house, seen that dropped pick leading to a Tulane 1st down on 3rd and long, poured the bourbon, and went back outside for another lap
if I was a North Texas fan tonight I'd have to turn the TV off, pour a large glass of bourbon, pour it back in the bottle, grab two La Croixs, and take a brisk 30 minute walk through the neighborhood
December 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
if I was a North Texas fan tonight I'd have to turn the TV off, pour a large glass of bourbon, pour it back in the bottle, grab two La Croixs, and take a brisk 30 minute walk through the neighborhood
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
PSA: deeria tacos are a hit, even among the wild game-averse demo
prepping birria tacos. prepping venison to serve in my birria tacos

prepping deeria tacos
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
prepping birria tacos. prepping venison to serve in my birria tacos

prepping deeria tacos
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
checked in on Instagram after many months, The Algorithm has decided I want to see things exclusively backed by Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. there are many worse things I could find there
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
@brianmfloyd.bsky.social hope you are having a good Saturday, just an update that 300g bread flour and 200g AP (both KA) with 70% hydration has turned into the easy button, very flexible with bulk ferment timing
November 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
dismaying no fewer than 3 French-speaking culture by pouring shrimp bisque over leftover jambalaya and calling it “Carolina creole”
October 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
(seeing Bill Belichick from a distance) I should call her
October 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
one thing you can’t deny about RFK: no one can come close to his run of dropping absolute bangers.

just when you think he’s topped out with “I killed a bear and dumped it in Central Park” he gives us “I have a brainworm”
RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol
October 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
tonight is an important learning opportunity for all NC State undergrads.

one should never ever hope NC State sports will do the comprehensible thing, let along the right thing. “should” and “NC State” are terms that are fully incompatible.
September 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
in this edition of the weekly occurrence when The Onion posts real things on accident:

my secret to doing my job is that I can derive a linear mixed model and I have three reliable preparations of gray squirrel
Backwoods Dietitians Recommend Squirrel As Essential Part Of Good Eatin’ https://theonion.com/backwoods-dietitians-recommend-squirrel-as-essential-pa-1849543305/
September 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
bought a recliner at the ReStore, brought the taxidermy from my parents’ house, and presently fermenting several pounds of chilies. living the dream.
September 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
a missed call on a (very clear) PI is immediately followed by a large punt return allowed by NC State

careful analysis informed by decades of accumulated data has provided insight about the appropriate fan response: it is time to switch to another game and pretend It Does Not Exist
September 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
every now and again I think about how NPR got Juvenile to do a Tiny Desk and briefly change my opinion that the Internet was a mistake
September 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I have desperately missed the sweet audio integrity of LinkedIn live podcasts
August 31, 2025 at 3:27 AM
happy 5th anniversary to the "a drive to deep left field by Castellanos" call, possibly one of the great inflection points in modern civilzation
August 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Bluey doesn’t come with a content warning and after the moving/wedding episode that frankly should be a criminal offense
August 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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top five all time Dudes Rock clip
August 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
say what you will about the tenets of Northern European hyper-secular utilitarianism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos
A zoo in Denmark is asking pet owners to donate their animal companions — their guinea pigs, rabbits, chickens and even small horses — to feed to its predators. In a Facebook post, the zoo noted that donations of pets would help it mimic the natural food chain.
A Zoo in Denmark Wants to Feed Your Pets to Its Predators
A Danish zoo is asking owners of companion animals nearing life’s end to instead donate them as food for captive lynxes, lions and other carnivores.
nyti.ms
August 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
end-of-vacation report: I still haven’t learned to French braid but I’ve learned a lot about styling the hair of a three year old with hair too fine for traditional braids. also it’s possible I don’t have a job in 3 weeks because I’m supposed to return to my office, which is ~535 miles from my house
August 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’ve thought about it a lot and I’m comfortable in announcing that Billy Strings in the greatest living guitarist www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwH5...
Billy Strings - “War Pigs” Asheville, NC. Oct. 31, 2022
YouTube video by Billy the Kid
www.youtube.com
July 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
was reminded today of why I grew my hair out a few years ago (the spectre of time and my destiny for a minimum 8-head instead of a forehead) but then I looked to my daughter, who goes to school every day with some banging styles/braids. some things work out right even for the wrong reason.
July 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
mid-vacation report: my three year old got frustrated I wasn’t pulling her fast enough on the tube so she resorted to her first attempt at wake surfing (successful) and discovering the joy of jumping off troublingly high ledges into water (3’ but still)
July 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM