Mallow 🧚🏻♀️
@marshmaloaf.bsky.social
🎮 UX Researcher for Cards Against Humanity
🎓 London School of Economics and PolSci
🤓 Diamond tier Strategist in Marvel Rivals
CURRENTLY PLAYING: Cyberpunk 2077, Marvel Rivals
💌 https://chereange.tumblr.com/
🎓 London School of Economics and PolSci
🤓 Diamond tier Strategist in Marvel Rivals
CURRENTLY PLAYING: Cyberpunk 2077, Marvel Rivals
💌 https://chereange.tumblr.com/
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Happy Friday, folks! 🤓
It would mean a lot to me if you shared. Help me do muh job and get some cash. 🤍
It would mean a lot to me if you shared. Help me do muh job and get some cash. 🤍
What a strange day. I feel pulled in opposite directions: light and dark, happiness and grief. I think I might be mourning the person I used to be. I was so hard on her. I hope she knows I’m sorry…
February 8, 2026 at 6:42 AM
What a strange day. I feel pulled in opposite directions: light and dark, happiness and grief. I think I might be mourning the person I used to be. I was so hard on her. I hope she knows I’m sorry…
Friend and I are playing Marvel Rivals and he's convinced Iron Fist is saying "CHEAP TOWN HOMES!" when he does his ult. I explained what he's actually saying and he won't have it. We're now yelling "CHEAP TOWN HOMES!" at each other every time either of us will get a kill.
the last thing your healer sees before being beaten into a pulp is a man wearing a mask
ALT: the last thing your healer sees before being beaten into a pulp is a man wearing a mask
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February 8, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Friend and I are playing Marvel Rivals and he's convinced Iron Fist is saying "CHEAP TOWN HOMES!" when he does his ult. I explained what he's actually saying and he won't have it. We're now yelling "CHEAP TOWN HOMES!" at each other every time either of us will get a kill.
Sometimes, you just need chili-cheese fries.
February 7, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Sometimes, you just need chili-cheese fries.
Thank you for hearing me out. I know these conversations are difficult, and I appreciate the willingness to sit with discomfort rather than talk past one another.
I almost didn’t say anything, because I don’t see how speaking up here, now, would help. I don’t want to fuel misunderstanding or animosity. That isn’t my intention.
But I am bone-weary tired. I’m so tired I can barely see straight.
But I am bone-weary tired. I’m so tired I can barely see straight.
February 7, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Thank you for hearing me out. I know these conversations are difficult, and I appreciate the willingness to sit with discomfort rather than talk past one another.
I almost didn’t say anything, because I don’t see how speaking up here, now, would help. I don’t want to fuel misunderstanding or animosity. That isn’t my intention.
But I am bone-weary tired. I’m so tired I can barely see straight.
But I am bone-weary tired. I’m so tired I can barely see straight.
February 7, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I almost didn’t say anything, because I don’t see how speaking up here, now, would help. I don’t want to fuel misunderstanding or animosity. That isn’t my intention.
But I am bone-weary tired. I’m so tired I can barely see straight.
But I am bone-weary tired. I’m so tired I can barely see straight.
It is INTENSELY frustrating when you're standing at the edge of the next step and your brain is hunting for reasons to doubt yourself.
Kickin' your own ass, 'round da clock.
Kickin' your own ass, 'round da clock.
February 7, 2026 at 12:16 AM
It is INTENSELY frustrating when you're standing at the edge of the next step and your brain is hunting for reasons to doubt yourself.
Kickin' your own ass, 'round da clock.
Kickin' your own ass, 'round da clock.
If the HBO Baldur’s Gate 3 show doesn’t cast Neil Newbon as Astarion, I will be forced to become a problem.
February 6, 2026 at 8:18 PM
If the HBO Baldur’s Gate 3 show doesn’t cast Neil Newbon as Astarion, I will be forced to become a problem.
WAOW, WHAT A CUTIE. LOOK AT THOSE VERY EXPRESSIVE EYES. 😍
To answer the question: much better.
To answer the question: much better.
February 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
WAOW, WHAT A CUTIE. LOOK AT THOSE VERY EXPRESSIVE EYES. 😍
To answer the question: much better.
To answer the question: much better.
Oh my, oh my, what a wretched life 😱
I was born on the day that my poor mama died 💔
I was cut from her belly with a Stanley knife 🔪
My daddy did a jig with the drunk midwife 💃
I was born on the day that my poor mama died 💔
I was cut from her belly with a Stanley knife 🔪
My daddy did a jig with the drunk midwife 💃
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Oh my, oh my, what a wretched life 😱
I was born on the day that my poor mama died 💔
I was cut from her belly with a Stanley knife 🔪
My daddy did a jig with the drunk midwife 💃
I was born on the day that my poor mama died 💔
I was cut from her belly with a Stanley knife 🔪
My daddy did a jig with the drunk midwife 💃
I want one so bad, lol. a.co/d/0erq4GJM
Amazon.com
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February 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I want one so bad, lol. a.co/d/0erq4GJM
I guess I should explain my “politics” for anyone lurking around this lil’ space: I embody long-time disillusionment with the two-party system and believe it can no longer sustain itself. Just because I dislike the Democrats does not mean I support Trump and his pedophile cabal.
Why do I keep getting an array of Blue MAGA resistance-type people following me? This site is so stupid I'm half-convinced it might be trolling me.
February 6, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I guess I should explain my “politics” for anyone lurking around this lil’ space: I embody long-time disillusionment with the two-party system and believe it can no longer sustain itself. Just because I dislike the Democrats does not mean I support Trump and his pedophile cabal.
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I have learned a lot of stuff this week i wish I could unlearn
February 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I have learned a lot of stuff this week i wish I could unlearn
Why do I keep getting an array of Blue MAGA resistance-type people following me? This site is so stupid I'm half-convinced it might be trolling me.
February 6, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Why do I keep getting an array of Blue MAGA resistance-type people following me? This site is so stupid I'm half-convinced it might be trolling me.
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#YesYouNeedToCleanIt: Butts!
No, standing under the water in the shower doesn't count.
You gotta lather it up with soap and water. You gotta scrub your skin. All of it. Then rinse it off. Its an active process, not a passive one. You need to do this frequently and regularly as part of bathing.
No, standing under the water in the shower doesn't count.
You gotta lather it up with soap and water. You gotta scrub your skin. All of it. Then rinse it off. Its an active process, not a passive one. You need to do this frequently and regularly as part of bathing.
Now do one about butts.
February 6, 2026 at 2:15 PM
#YesYouNeedToCleanIt: Butts!
No, standing under the water in the shower doesn't count.
You gotta lather it up with soap and water. You gotta scrub your skin. All of it. Then rinse it off. Its an active process, not a passive one. You need to do this frequently and regularly as part of bathing.
No, standing under the water in the shower doesn't count.
You gotta lather it up with soap and water. You gotta scrub your skin. All of it. Then rinse it off. Its an active process, not a passive one. You need to do this frequently and regularly as part of bathing.
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I really wish people would read what I post before responding to me, but this has proven to be a very big ask.
February 6, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I really wish people would read what I post before responding to me, but this has proven to be a very big ask.
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Deadline reports that a series adaptation of Baldur's Gate is in the works at HBO, with Craig Mazin (The Last of Us, Chernobyl) attached as showrunner, writer, and executive producer.
deadline.com/2026/02/bald...
deadline.com/2026/02/bald...
February 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Deadline reports that a series adaptation of Baldur's Gate is in the works at HBO, with Craig Mazin (The Last of Us, Chernobyl) attached as showrunner, writer, and executive producer.
deadline.com/2026/02/bald...
deadline.com/2026/02/bald...
Went to my childhood favorite sandwich chain today and grabbed a sub and a coffee. leesandwiches.com
It was so good. 😊
It was so good. 😊
Lee’s Sandwiches International, Inc.
leesandwiches.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Went to my childhood favorite sandwich chain today and grabbed a sub and a coffee. leesandwiches.com
It was so good. 😊
It was so good. 😊
I have filled out the passport form. Next, I need to gather all of my documents! I guess this will be the official #MallowAbroad thread.
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I have filled out the passport form. Next, I need to gather all of my documents! I guess this will be the official #MallowAbroad thread.
Really has no right to be so good.
February 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Really has no right to be so good.
Why… is a pack of dental floss $10!?
February 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Why… is a pack of dental floss $10!?
I guess I just needed one to day to sleep... and sleep some more. Feeling much better.
February 4, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I guess I just needed one to day to sleep... and sleep some more. Feeling much better.
Your girl is sick and in pain, so please send a nice thought my way if you have any left.
February 4, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Your girl is sick and in pain, so please send a nice thought my way if you have any left.
Not to be alarmist but, ah, this February sun is feeling like a late-June sun and I'd like to die.
February 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Not to be alarmist but, ah, this February sun is feeling like a late-June sun and I'd like to die.