Mallow 🧚🏻♀️
@marshmaloaf.bsky.social
🎮 UX Researcher for Cards Against Humanity
🎓 London School of Economics and PolSci
🤓 Diamond tier Strategist in Marvel Rivals
CURRENTLY PLAYING: Cyberpunk 2077, Marvel Rivals
💌 https://chereange.tumblr.com/
🎓 London School of Economics and PolSci
🤓 Diamond tier Strategist in Marvel Rivals
CURRENTLY PLAYING: Cyberpunk 2077, Marvel Rivals
💌 https://chereange.tumblr.com/
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Mallow 🧚🏻♀️
@marshmaloaf.bsky.social
· Jan 9
Happy Friday, folks! 🤓
It would mean a lot to me if you shared. Help me do muh job and get some cash. 🤍
It would mean a lot to me if you shared. Help me do muh job and get some cash. 🤍
Clocking out! 🤠
Time to make dinner; we’re going for a shrimp pasta sitch.
Time to make dinner; we’re going for a shrimp pasta sitch.
February 11, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Clocking out! 🤠
Time to make dinner; we’re going for a shrimp pasta sitch.
Time to make dinner; we’re going for a shrimp pasta sitch.
Reposted by Mallow 🧚🏻♀️
“Kamala warned us”
Fuck you
Palestinians warned you
Black people warned you
The Left warned you
Half the international community warned you
The US slide into fascism has been long and slow. Many have been falsely imprisoned or killed by it over decades.
It just finally came for you.
Fuck you
Palestinians warned you
Black people warned you
The Left warned you
Half the international community warned you
The US slide into fascism has been long and slow. Many have been falsely imprisoned or killed by it over decades.
It just finally came for you.
January 31, 2026 at 10:20 AM
“Kamala warned us”
Fuck you
Palestinians warned you
Black people warned you
The Left warned you
Half the international community warned you
The US slide into fascism has been long and slow. Many have been falsely imprisoned or killed by it over decades.
It just finally came for you.
Fuck you
Palestinians warned you
Black people warned you
The Left warned you
Half the international community warned you
The US slide into fascism has been long and slow. Many have been falsely imprisoned or killed by it over decades.
It just finally came for you.
I have an appointment for Wednesday to submit my passport application. Why do I have this overwhelming sense of dread? Or like I’m doing something wrong? Odd feeling I can’t place, but yeah. #MallowAbroad
I have filled out the passport form. Next, I need to gather all of my documents! I guess this will be the official #MallowAbroad thread.
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I have an appointment for Wednesday to submit my passport application. Why do I have this overwhelming sense of dread? Or like I’m doing something wrong? Odd feeling I can’t place, but yeah. #MallowAbroad
Goodnight, everyone. Let’s see if we can replicate this very good day tomorrow…
Proud of myself today. I made it to language class, worked straight through the day without interruption, hit the gym, and still cooked all my meals. Now I’m rewarding that discipline by marathoning John Wick. 😂
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Goodnight, everyone. Let’s see if we can replicate this very good day tomorrow…
Proud of myself today. I made it to language class, worked straight through the day without interruption, hit the gym, and still cooked all my meals. Now I’m rewarding that discipline by marathoning John Wick. 😂
February 10, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Proud of myself today. I made it to language class, worked straight through the day without interruption, hit the gym, and still cooked all my meals. Now I’m rewarding that discipline by marathoning John Wick. 😂
A friend made me a mixtape and I’m genuinely excited to listen to it while I work. I really missed that small, thoughtful ritual. Do people still do that? The mixtape thing?
February 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
A friend made me a mixtape and I’m genuinely excited to listen to it while I work. I really missed that small, thoughtful ritual. Do people still do that? The mixtape thing?
Time to take a work break. I’ve a headache…
Gunna put gas in the car and pick up my Target drive-up order. I remembered the Tajin this time!
Gunna put gas in the car and pick up my Target drive-up order. I remembered the Tajin this time!
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Time to take a work break. I’ve a headache…
Gunna put gas in the car and pick up my Target drive-up order. I remembered the Tajin this time!
Gunna put gas in the car and pick up my Target drive-up order. I remembered the Tajin this time!
Literally.
Posted in October - "Discord says hackers stole government IDs of 70,000 users" arstechnica.com/security/202...
Discord says hackers stole government IDs of 70,000 users
As more sites require IDs for user age verification, expect more such breaches to come.
arstechnica.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Literally.
Reposted by Mallow 🧚🏻♀️
please do not give your personal identification to the identification breaching machine, that is a universally bad idea
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
please do not give your personal identification to the identification breaching machine, that is a universally bad idea
Not good.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Not good.
Also: please forgive me if I've been MIA on Discord and everywhere else; I'm recuperating from a lot of IRL stuff.
Ordered dinner in and am watching YouTube. Am too traumatized to cook.
I found out a good friend of mine is having a rather serious eye surgery and I just want it to go well. Am shaking in me skivvies, though.🏴☠️
Then I made the mistake of delving deeper into the EF, augh. That fucked me up.
I found out a good friend of mine is having a rather serious eye surgery and I just want it to go well. Am shaking in me skivvies, though.🏴☠️
Then I made the mistake of delving deeper into the EF, augh. That fucked me up.
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Also: please forgive me if I've been MIA on Discord and everywhere else; I'm recuperating from a lot of IRL stuff.
Ordered dinner in and am watching YouTube. Am too traumatized to cook.
I found out a good friend of mine is having a rather serious eye surgery and I just want it to go well. Am shaking in me skivvies, though.🏴☠️
Then I made the mistake of delving deeper into the EF, augh. That fucked me up.
I found out a good friend of mine is having a rather serious eye surgery and I just want it to go well. Am shaking in me skivvies, though.🏴☠️
Then I made the mistake of delving deeper into the EF, augh. That fucked me up.
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Ordered dinner in and am watching YouTube. Am too traumatized to cook.
I found out a good friend of mine is having a rather serious eye surgery and I just want it to go well. Am shaking in me skivvies, though.🏴☠️
Then I made the mistake of delving deeper into the EF, augh. That fucked me up.
I found out a good friend of mine is having a rather serious eye surgery and I just want it to go well. Am shaking in me skivvies, though.🏴☠️
Then I made the mistake of delving deeper into the EF, augh. That fucked me up.
Now I remember what I forgot to put in my grocery cart. I've never seen this flavor, though... yum.
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Now I remember what I forgot to put in my grocery cart. I've never seen this flavor, though... yum.
Sunday is for gaming, imo.
February 8, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Sunday is for gaming, imo.
What a strange day. I feel pulled in opposite directions: light and dark, happiness and grief. I think I might be mourning the person I used to be. I was so hard on her. I hope she knows I’m sorry…
February 8, 2026 at 6:42 AM
What a strange day. I feel pulled in opposite directions: light and dark, happiness and grief. I think I might be mourning the person I used to be. I was so hard on her. I hope she knows I’m sorry…
Sometimes, you just need chili-cheese fries.
February 7, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Sometimes, you just need chili-cheese fries.
Thank you for hearing me out. I know these conversations are difficult, and I appreciate the willingness to sit with discomfort rather than talk past one another.
I almost didn’t say anything, because I don’t see how speaking up here, now, would help. I don’t want to fuel misunderstanding or animosity. That isn’t my intention.
But I am bone-weary tired. I’m so tired I can barely see straight.
But I am bone-weary tired. I’m so tired I can barely see straight.
February 7, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Thank you for hearing me out. I know these conversations are difficult, and I appreciate the willingness to sit with discomfort rather than talk past one another.
I almost didn’t say anything, because I don’t see how speaking up here, now, would help. I don’t want to fuel misunderstanding or animosity. That isn’t my intention.
But I am bone-weary tired. I’m so tired I can barely see straight.
But I am bone-weary tired. I’m so tired I can barely see straight.
February 7, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I almost didn’t say anything, because I don’t see how speaking up here, now, would help. I don’t want to fuel misunderstanding or animosity. That isn’t my intention.
But I am bone-weary tired. I’m so tired I can barely see straight.
But I am bone-weary tired. I’m so tired I can barely see straight.
It is INTENSELY frustrating when you're standing at the edge of the next step and your brain is hunting for reasons to doubt yourself.
Kickin' your own ass, 'round da clock.
Kickin' your own ass, 'round da clock.
February 7, 2026 at 12:16 AM
It is INTENSELY frustrating when you're standing at the edge of the next step and your brain is hunting for reasons to doubt yourself.
Kickin' your own ass, 'round da clock.
Kickin' your own ass, 'round da clock.
If the HBO Baldur’s Gate 3 show doesn’t cast Neil Newbon as Astarion, I will be forced to become a problem.
February 6, 2026 at 8:18 PM
If the HBO Baldur’s Gate 3 show doesn’t cast Neil Newbon as Astarion, I will be forced to become a problem.
WAOW, WHAT A CUTIE. LOOK AT THOSE VERY EXPRESSIVE EYES. 😍
To answer the question: much better.
To answer the question: much better.
February 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
WAOW, WHAT A CUTIE. LOOK AT THOSE VERY EXPRESSIVE EYES. 😍
To answer the question: much better.
To answer the question: much better.
Oh my, oh my, what a wretched life 😱
I was born on the day that my poor mama died 💔
I was cut from her belly with a Stanley knife 🔪
My daddy did a jig with the drunk midwife 💃
I was born on the day that my poor mama died 💔
I was cut from her belly with a Stanley knife 🔪
My daddy did a jig with the drunk midwife 💃
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Oh my, oh my, what a wretched life 😱
I was born on the day that my poor mama died 💔
I was cut from her belly with a Stanley knife 🔪
My daddy did a jig with the drunk midwife 💃
I was born on the day that my poor mama died 💔
I was cut from her belly with a Stanley knife 🔪
My daddy did a jig with the drunk midwife 💃
I want one so bad, lol. a.co/d/0erq4GJM
Amazon.com
a.co
February 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I want one so bad, lol. a.co/d/0erq4GJM