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Asteroid M
@marqed4death.bsky.social
Tampa,FL / Old / He/Him

The only good bald man on the internet
I just mind my business, work, take an edible and do all types of ill shit

Cashapp: $Marq81 if you want to send me ice cream money
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Best thing about Star Trek. The Klingons. Just a planet full of raw football players that just need to be taught the game.

Give Nick Saban one year with a team full of 18-21 year old Klingons and run hard in training camp and they’re running threw the whole SEC
Pleribus just reminds me that I never finished Better Call Saul.

Probably need to fix that
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
That was a weird last 30 seconds of the game lol. All that just got the kick to go like that
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Lmaoooo
Packers folding like they’re Senate Democrats.
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
He looks like Gay Tony from GTA 4
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Reposted by Asteroid M
You get a great match. Je’Von gets great exposure.

It’s a win/win.
Why you feeding Je’Von to Gunther?
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Throwing Lash Legend out on the deep end. Good for her.
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Dom Mysterio really got the sauce.

He’s gonna be an all timer
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
That’s um…quite a list there
Rap: Chiefs DC Steve Spagnuolo, former Raiders HC Antonio Pierce, Colts DC Lou Anarumo "among the names" to watch in Giants' HC search.
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I’m guessing “Closer” or “Dragula” are top 2
Hold up, I've actually NEVER thought about this and now I'm laughing my ass off thinking of answers 🤣🤣
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I don’t know why the thought of the possibility if Duke Football playing in the ACC Championship game excites me but it does
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The Klan
serious question, who is this man’s audience?
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Finally some good news
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
New week started. Let’s push through this shit
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I had low expectations for the Democrats but Jesus Christ they couldn’t even meet those expectations.

What was the fucking point?
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This is funny. Not even a single like for her.

Does she do anything else besides the SNF song?
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Carrie Underwood getting ready for the #SNF anthem. #NFL

🎶 Waiting all day for a Sunday night…🎶
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
youtube.com/watch?v=4UPZ...

Turned off those games. Decided to treat myself to the fuckery that was ECW in 2006.

Batista vs Big Show.

Hearing Joey Styles and Taz try to save this match is amazing
Batista Vs Big Show - ECW Championship Match! 08/01/2006 (1/2)
YouTube video by You're Gonna Pay
youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Had to block someone on here because they were doing a lot of weirdo behavior (to me at least)

Plus they’re posts? Eh something didn’t feel right so had to get them out of here
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Commies-Lions are heading that way too.

Guess I can go watch Talamasca
Well we can wrap up Seattle-Arizona. This one’s over
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Well we can wrap up Seattle-Arizona. This one’s over
November 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
That’s the Jaguars I know and remember
a man wearing a hat and a blue shirt is standing in front of a speaker .
Alt: a man wearing a hat and a blue shirt is standing in front of a speaker .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
That Christy Martin movie looks to be a bomb, which sucks for Christy Martin because her story deserves to be told, but good because Sydney Sweeney deserves no joy right now
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
USF always figures out a way to get themselves back into the top 25
November 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM