Marlon Mezzo
@marlonmezzo.com
INTJ. Da realest realist. Father. Capricorn. Creative AF. Batman-ist. Dark/Fighting Type Pokemon. Synesthestic. Eat Plants. Don't touch me. He/Gym
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Ima drop you like a hot potato cuz you a hating ass bitch. Or we gonna listen to Beyoncé sing live until you *get it*.
(Cc: I was converted by @marlonmezzo.com)
Very NOT sorry.
(Cc: I was converted by @marlonmezzo.com)
Very NOT sorry.
August 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Ima drop you like a hot potato cuz you a hating ass bitch. Or we gonna listen to Beyoncé sing live until you *get it*.
(Cc: I was converted by @marlonmezzo.com)
Very NOT sorry.
(Cc: I was converted by @marlonmezzo.com)
Very NOT sorry.
Can’t wait to catch up on my Sunday anime
August 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Can’t wait to catch up on my Sunday anime
BLOOM
What’s your favorite album of the year so far?
July 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
BLOOM
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The way my wife and I gotta be the top two most annoying women in @marlonmezzo.com's DMS...
July 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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This face is so disarming
June 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This face is so disarming
Honestly? Truly? Bye summer.
June 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Honestly? Truly? Bye summer.
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We get new #CowboyCarterTour footage today! 🤠
June 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
We get new #CowboyCarterTour footage today! 🤠
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Ok Vic I see you👏🏽🙂↕️
June 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Ok Vic I see you👏🏽🙂↕️
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the thing is that neither of these are his best song.
June 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
the thing is that neither of these are his best song.
If your complexion looks like this, I will ease up my RBF when you talk to me
June 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If your complexion looks like this, I will ease up my RBF when you talk to me
I was so hype to finally have a Beyonce rap album to support my stance on her being my favorite female rapper 😂😂 Ppl were SICK of me, but they couldn’t argue effectively 💁🏿♂️
June 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I was so hype to finally have a Beyonce rap album to support my stance on her being my favorite female rapper 😂😂 Ppl were SICK of me, but they couldn’t argue effectively 💁🏿♂️
It’s my favorite holiday! 🥹🙌🏿
June 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
It’s my favorite holiday! 🥹🙌🏿
This post will probably get me whacked a few times…😅
June 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This post will probably get me whacked a few times…😅
I am WHEAK at this 😂😂 Yes. I can 😅
It’s just too much time and money! I like convenience. Bald is the best thing ever (for me)
It’s just too much time and money! I like convenience. Bald is the best thing ever (for me)
Finding out @marlonmezzo.com can grow a full head of hair and chooses to shave his head bald…
June 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I am WHEAK at this 😂😂 Yes. I can 😅
It’s just too much time and money! I like convenience. Bald is the best thing ever (for me)
It’s just too much time and money! I like convenience. Bald is the best thing ever (for me)
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Fighting 🫠
4. If you had to call your parents and say you've been arrested, what crime would they think you committed?
June 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Fighting 🫠
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They were 21 and 19!
June 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
They were 21 and 19!
Wow. Look at this mug
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June 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Wow. Look at this mug
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i absolutely hate being stared at.
June 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i absolutely hate being stared at.
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It's the contrarian in them. Cause the "why" is rarely rooted in fact/reality.
June 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It's the contrarian in them. Cause the "why" is rarely rooted in fact/reality.
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"Don't like" and "don't listen to" are vastly different things.
Not everyone has the same taste in music. But hating someone I admire, for no particular reason other than their popularity, is a red flag for me.
Not everyone has the same taste in music. But hating someone I admire, for no particular reason other than their popularity, is a red flag for me.
Someone on Tik Tok said someone not liking Beyoncé is their litmus test.
And yikes on a bike. Y’all won’t be friends with someone cause they don’t like or listen to Beyoncé?
And yikes on a bike. Y’all won’t be friends with someone cause they don’t like or listen to Beyoncé?
June 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"Don't like" and "don't listen to" are vastly different things.
Not everyone has the same taste in music. But hating someone I admire, for no particular reason other than their popularity, is a red flag for me.
Not everyone has the same taste in music. But hating someone I admire, for no particular reason other than their popularity, is a red flag for me.
I love this about him 😭
i believe in keeping my hatred documented.
i think it's healthy.
i think it's healthy.
June 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I love this about him 😭
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June 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM