Mark
@markymarkymarkmark.bsky.social
You've got to keep your hand in.
Still surviving the mean streets of The Donx.
Still surviving the mean streets of The Donx.
Hilariously, half the replies to this are from people going “When I was at Oxford/Cambridge…”
Reminder that British journalists have a weird fetish for Harry Potter because it's a fantasy world where nobody mentions how fucking weird it is that everybody was privately educated in just five schools
January 27, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Hilariously, half the replies to this are from people going “When I was at Oxford/Cambridge…”
A more accurate headline would have been ‘Britons shocked to learn Yahoo and AOL still exist’.
Yahoo and AOL are down
Yahoo and AOL are down
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 6:27 PM
A more accurate headline would have been ‘Britons shocked to learn Yahoo and AOL still exist’.
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He'll probably annexe Greenpeace
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 PM
He'll probably annexe Greenpeace
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Look at the President of Indonesia. Absolute unit. We should send him to knock Trump over.
January 21, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Look at the President of Indonesia. Absolute unit. We should send him to knock Trump over.
I mean, he won't remember though, will he?
Trump presents Europe with a choice on Greenland: “So you have a choice. You can say yes and we will be very grateful. Or you can so no…and we will remember.”
January 21, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I mean, he won't remember though, will he?
Have we considered just letting Trump think he runs Greenland the way he thinks he runs Venezuela? Maybe just give him a hat that says ‘King of Greenland’ that he can parade about in?
January 21, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Have we considered just letting Trump think he runs Greenland the way he thinks he runs Venezuela? Maybe just give him a hat that says ‘King of Greenland’ that he can parade about in?
Just watched that Trump speech.
January 20, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Just watched that Trump speech.
Not sure what everyone in Europe is so worried about...the Americans will have a civil war and destroy each other waaaaaaaaaaaaay before they get round to us.
January 20, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Not sure what everyone in Europe is so worried about...the Americans will have a civil war and destroy each other waaaaaaaaaaaaay before they get round to us.
I am on a lot of guitar forums. A big guitar brand just closed it's US online store because of tariffs. To say people aren't being nice about the Orange Chimp on the forums is an understatement. If he's pissing off a bunch of middle-aged men who like guitars, imagine who else he's pissing off.
January 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I am on a lot of guitar forums. A big guitar brand just closed it's US online store because of tariffs. To say people aren't being nice about the Orange Chimp on the forums is an understatement. If he's pissing off a bunch of middle-aged men who like guitars, imagine who else he's pissing off.
Windsock.
Labour (gain)
January 8, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Windsock.
Let's be honest, we all have a small part of us that secretly wants to see the USA somehow lose a war to 50,000 Greenlanders.
January 7, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Let's be honest, we all have a small part of us that secretly wants to see the USA somehow lose a war to 50,000 Greenlanders.
I am watching a science thing and I have realised that the greatest scientific mystery of our time is ‘What does Brian Cox’s forehead look like?’. Nobody has ever seen it. Does it even exist? Where does it begin and end? Can we see the edge of it? Try to visualise it. You can’t. Nobody can.
January 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I am watching a science thing and I have realised that the greatest scientific mystery of our time is ‘What does Brian Cox’s forehead look like?’. Nobody has ever seen it. Does it even exist? Where does it begin and end? Can we see the edge of it? Try to visualise it. You can’t. Nobody can.
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Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Reindeers
January 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Reindeers
I will never tire of calling Tijjani Reijnders Tony Reindeers.
January 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I will never tire of calling Tijjani Reijnders Tony Reindeers.
Right now, Maduro is tied up in the Oval Office being forced to enjoy another of Prostetnic Trump’s Truth Social posts.
January 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Right now, Maduro is tied up in the Oval Office being forced to enjoy another of Prostetnic Trump’s Truth Social posts.
Not back at work until Tuesday so today is my Saturday. And Tuesday is my Monday. And Friday is, ummm, Thursday?
January 4, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Not back at work until Tuesday so today is my Saturday. And Tuesday is my Monday. And Friday is, ummm, Thursday?
I mean, I did actually go for a brisk walk, but that's not relevant...
January 1, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I mean, I did actually go for a brisk walk, but that's not relevant...
I'd love to say I started 2026 by getting up early, going for a brisk walk and getting loads done. No. Today I watched Leeds vs Liverpool, literally one of the dullest football matches I have ever witnessed. That's how my 2026 started.
January 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I'd love to say I started 2026 by getting up early, going for a brisk walk and getting loads done. No. Today I watched Leeds vs Liverpool, literally one of the dullest football matches I have ever witnessed. That's how my 2026 started.
They really need to put a ‘Return’ key on the left side of keyboards too.
December 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
They really need to put a ‘Return’ key on the left side of keyboards too.
When did the Firefox browser become such a piece of crap? Constantly crashes or freezes now. Barely usable.
December 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
When did the Firefox browser become such a piece of crap? Constantly crashes or freezes now. Barely usable.
I though it was a train. I THOUGHT IT WAS A TRAIN.
The heavy rains are the result of a weather phenomenon known as the “Pineapple Express.”
Storms Slam California: 3 Dead, 140,000 Without Power As Conditions Worsen (Live Updates)
The heavy rains are the result of a weather phenomenon known as the “Pineapple Express.”
www.forbes.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I though it was a train. I THOUGHT IT WAS A TRAIN.
I have spent since last Friday trying to feel Christmassy but I reckon I am only about 65 percent Christmassy.
December 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I have spent since last Friday trying to feel Christmassy but I reckon I am only about 65 percent Christmassy.
There’s a small Doncaster community in Greenwich but we don’t tell anyone.
Me in a meeting yesterday: “I fear the the south Yorkshire media diaspora is significant and will very much be all over the comments” beginning but not limited to Jeremy sodding Clarkson who is quite big in the media I believe
giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/... “The other kind of migrant.” Janan will soon be assailed by 10,000 Yorkshire media men
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
There’s a small Doncaster community in Greenwich but we don’t tell anyone.
Accidentally caught two minutes of a TV show presented by Stephen Mulhern, and now I want to bring back the death penalty. Just for Stephen Mulhern.
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Accidentally caught two minutes of a TV show presented by Stephen Mulhern, and now I want to bring back the death penalty. Just for Stephen Mulhern.
Google AI’s advert on TV not helping to get rid of the idea of Americans being annoying tourists and a bit thick.
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Google AI’s advert on TV not helping to get rid of the idea of Americans being annoying tourists and a bit thick.