Marky
@markyhawthorne.bsky.social
What's trump going to fuck up today?
February 5, 2026 at 1:40 PM
What's trump going to fuck up today?
Americans being executed.
New video shows ICE agents in Minneapolis wrestling a man to the ground, then shooting him multiple times.
January 24, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Americans being executed.
Trump is a fucking demented moron. Fucking seagulls on Blackpool promenade have a higher IQ.
January 20, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Trump is a fucking demented moron. Fucking seagulls on Blackpool promenade have a higher IQ.
UK could reclaim America because we're pretty sure we landed boats there.
January 19, 2026 at 5:34 PM
UK could reclaim America because we're pretty sure we landed boats there.
Trump is imploding. America is a joke. We're all fucked. Today is Tuesday.
None of those statements are fake news.
None of those statements are fake news.
January 6, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Trump is imploding. America is a joke. We're all fucked. Today is Tuesday.
None of those statements are fake news.
None of those statements are fake news.
Can my American friends please go to the Whitehouse and kick the president in his nut sack. Many thanks.
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Can my American friends please go to the Whitehouse and kick the president in his nut sack. Many thanks.
Trump is toast. Hide your ketchup.
December 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Trump is toast. Hide your ketchup.
America is now a "shit hole" country.
September 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
America is now a "shit hole" country.
America is bat shit fucked up. End of.
September 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
America is bat shit fucked up. End of.
Wtf is wrong with America? You all sat there taking this shit? Are you fucking blind.
August 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Wtf is wrong with America? You all sat there taking this shit? Are you fucking blind.
One of my cats is missing. Not in a good mood.
August 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
One of my cats is missing. Not in a good mood.
Lionesses ess esess... ❤️
July 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Lionesses ess esess... ❤️
Everything trump touches dies.
July 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Everything trump touches dies.
How long before the official language of America is Russian?
July 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
How long before the official language of America is Russian?
Not only had America gone downhill, it has also fallen into a bottomless pit.
July 2, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Not only had America gone downhill, it has also fallen into a bottomless pit.
Red arrows cancel display due to heightened security at airbase occupied by Americans.
June 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Red arrows cancel display due to heightened security at airbase occupied by Americans.
Two American Stratotankers are heading to Israel. A russian ilyushin seems to joining them....
June 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Two American Stratotankers are heading to Israel. A russian ilyushin seems to joining them....
Wtf is wrong with Americans? What a shithole place to live.
June 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Wtf is wrong with Americans? What a shithole place to live.
America, can you start the civil war on Monday, I want a restful Sunday. Kthxbi.
June 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
America, can you start the civil war on Monday, I want a restful Sunday. Kthxbi.
Just realised I can't tell the difference between a police siren or the neighbours kid crying 😂
May 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Just realised I can't tell the difference between a police siren or the neighbours kid crying 😂
Has anyone ever bought a McDanolds and said "I really enjoyed that"?
Nah...
Nah...
May 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Has anyone ever bought a McDanolds and said "I really enjoyed that"?
Nah...
Nah...
Americans need to sort out their own government before criticising others.
May 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Americans need to sort out their own government before criticising others.
How long before republicans demand a recount of votes for the pope?
May 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
How long before republicans demand a recount of votes for the pope?