Mark
@markyhawthorne.bsky.social
Diaper change then naps.
January 16, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Diaper change then naps.
Did someone give him a lesson on basic math?
January 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Did someone give him a lesson on basic math?
He looks like death warmed up.
January 13, 2026 at 4:13 PM
He looks like death warmed up.
How long will it take McDonald's to pull out of America?
January 7, 2026 at 2:56 AM
How long will it take McDonald's to pull out of America?
Respected by the world. Lmfao.
January 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Respected by the world. Lmfao.
Why is he not in a straight jacket already. Jfc.
January 6, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Why is he not in a straight jacket already. Jfc.
I bet Greenland's awake.
January 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I bet Greenland's awake.
Zx spectrum!!! Where from??
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Zx spectrum!!! Where from??
It's beyond comprehension how anyone can support this piece of shit. He needs a fucking padded cell stat.
December 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's beyond comprehension how anyone can support this piece of shit. He needs a fucking padded cell stat.
Trump makes Hitler sound like a saint. What an absolute bell end.
December 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Trump makes Hitler sound like a saint. What an absolute bell end.
9% of whitehouse staff fired.
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
9% of whitehouse staff fired.
A big Mac has a higher IQ than Donald
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
A big Mac has a higher IQ than Donald
President "insert your name", is losing it.
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
President "insert your name", is losing it.
His comb over was more energetic.
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
His comb over was more energetic.
Order a sub and wait.
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Order a sub and wait.
They have to label everything so trump knows where to go.
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
They have to label everything so trump knows where to go.
Clearly suffering from the effects of PTSD. Pickles Turkey Salsa Dijon.
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Clearly suffering from the effects of PTSD. Pickles Turkey Salsa Dijon.
He looks desperate for a shit.
October 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
He looks desperate for a shit.
Multiple window cleaners arrested.
October 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Multiple window cleaners arrested.
The police are taking it step by step. Many people have rung in. Will only stop when they get to the bottom of it.
October 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The police are taking it step by step. Many people have rung in. Will only stop when they get to the bottom of it.