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No idea why, but been thinking of a parallel universe Klopp front 3. I’m going with Martinelli, Bowen and Son …
January 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
MOTD saying Brighton’s pen was dodgy because it was a clash of heads … what’s the difference between a clash of heads and a clash of feet? One’s late and concedes the foul. Same principle, regardless of body part, surely …
January 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Are Havertz and Saka injured for Arsenal tonight? Commentator hasn’t mentioned it much …
January 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’m meeting my daughters first proper boyfriend for the first time tomorrow … I think I’m probably more nervous than he is!!! 🙈
December 28, 2024 at 8:34 PM
A Quiet Fuck
Improve a movie with “fuck”

Charlie and the Fuck Factory
Goodfuckas
December 27, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Some fellas walk on music in the darts is ‘Sweet Caroline’ … already want him to lose
December 23, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Rain against the window in bed is fit 🥰
December 21, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Carragher just said he’d like to see Arsenal defend against Arsenal at a corner … he does know it’s the same set of players doesn’t he? 🤣
December 21, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Nevermind ‘might’, I am pissed 😁
I might be pissed
December 20, 2024 at 10:03 PM
U2
Your go to band ? The one you always come back to ?

Belle & Sebastian
December 20, 2024 at 9:32 PM
I might be pissed
December 20, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Perfect draw 👍🏼
December 19, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Endo and Elliott were great tonight, bodes well for the squad.
December 18, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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December 17, 2024 at 11:59 PM
That’ll do. Over to you, Brentford.
December 15, 2024 at 6:32 PM
@georgiegirllvp.bsky.social Any Vodquila action tonight G? 🙈 xx
December 15, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Drunk reaction to MOTD post … If we really are considering swapping Nunez out, surely Isak is perfect for us …
December 14, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Good day for Chelsea.
December 14, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Works Christmas do tonight, if anyone can blag their way into the Christmas Parties tent at Knowsley Safari Park, I’ll get you a bevvy 🍻
December 13, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Reposted by markhand70
I can’t do votes so . . Like the response below for who you think out of chasing pack will finish season highest.

*Worded intentionally so as not to accidentally trigger a jinx
** replies turned off cause I just want to see your answer not your reasons and some of you can’t follow instructions
December 11, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Had some memorable visits to Goodison. Will never forget hearing Jim Beglins leg snap at the Park End while standing on the Gwladys St.
December 6, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Balotelli, Lambert, and Borini
the beautiful game
November 30, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Reposted by markhand70
With the snow falling it’s hard not to think of those sleeping rough and how difficult it must be

In Liverpool if you see someone sleeping rough, the Severe Weather Emergency Protocol has been activated today and people are urged to call this number if they see someone on the streets
November 18, 2024 at 9:53 PM
@lilloubielou.bsky.social Yirssss 👊🏼
November 18, 2024 at 6:51 PM