Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody)
@marjtgreene.bsky.social
Demented Bitch from GA-14, Fake Christian, Unfit Mother, Scammer, Proud Russian Asset 100% Pro-Life Pro-Gun Pro-MAGAt (Parody Account)
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Today, tomorrow, and basically every day is 1776-since I don’t know what year it is.
Never give up the freedom to be a disgrace to congress.
Never stop shitting your pants
Watch out for those elitist woke liberals who will replace Christ with WiFi, religion with fact, and meat with tofu.
Never give up the freedom to be a disgrace to congress.
Never stop shitting your pants
Watch out for those elitist woke liberals who will replace Christ with WiFi, religion with fact, and meat with tofu.
So Biden just waves his magic pen and poof—Hunter’s off the hook?! What’s next, pardoning the dog for barking too loud?! This is ILLEGAL and probably against the Constitution somewhere!! Hunter belongs in PRISON, not brunches!! #CorruptionInChief
December 4, 2024 at 9:32 AM
So Biden just waves his magic pen and poof—Hunter’s off the hook?! What’s next, pardoning the dog for barking too loud?! This is ILLEGAL and probably against the Constitution somewhere!! Hunter belongs in PRISON, not brunches!! #CorruptionInChief
Global warming? Oh please, it’s just God hugging Earth tighter.
If anything, we need more carbon in the air so plants grow faster and solve world hunger!
Science libs won’t tell you that because they hate jobs, freedom, and hamburgers.
Next they’ll say the sun isn’t MAGA because it’s orange!
If anything, we need more carbon in the air so plants grow faster and solve world hunger!
Science libs won’t tell you that because they hate jobs, freedom, and hamburgers.
Next they’ll say the sun isn’t MAGA because it’s orange!
December 1, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Global warming? Oh please, it’s just God hugging Earth tighter.
If anything, we need more carbon in the air so plants grow faster and solve world hunger!
Science libs won’t tell you that because they hate jobs, freedom, and hamburgers.
Next they’ll say the sun isn’t MAGA because it’s orange!
If anything, we need more carbon in the air so plants grow faster and solve world hunger!
Science libs won’t tell you that because they hate jobs, freedom, and hamburgers.
Next they’ll say the sun isn’t MAGA because it’s orange!
Finally, someone brave enough to stand up to fluoride, the tooth tyrant!
Sure, our teeth might rot out without it, but who needs teeth when you’ve got FREEDOM?
I say let the cavities flow and the MAGA smiles shine! Toothless but fearless!
#FluorideConspiracy #FreedomFirst
Sure, our teeth might rot out without it, but who needs teeth when you’ve got FREEDOM?
I say let the cavities flow and the MAGA smiles shine! Toothless but fearless!
#FluorideConspiracy #FreedomFirst
December 1, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Finally, someone brave enough to stand up to fluoride, the tooth tyrant!
Sure, our teeth might rot out without it, but who needs teeth when you’ve got FREEDOM?
I say let the cavities flow and the MAGA smiles shine! Toothless but fearless!
#FluorideConspiracy #FreedomFirst
Sure, our teeth might rot out without it, but who needs teeth when you’ve got FREEDOM?
I say let the cavities flow and the MAGA smiles shine! Toothless but fearless!
#FluorideConspiracy #FreedomFirst
Why is nobody talking about the REAL threat to America—paper straws!
They melt, they taste weird, and they’re probably a plot by the deep state to weaken our teeth and make us dependent on China for dental care. Bring back FREEDOM straws!
#PaperStrawsAreCommunism #PlasticOrNothing #parody
They melt, they taste weird, and they’re probably a plot by the deep state to weaken our teeth and make us dependent on China for dental care. Bring back FREEDOM straws!
#PaperStrawsAreCommunism #PlasticOrNothing #parody
December 1, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Why is nobody talking about the REAL threat to America—paper straws!
They melt, they taste weird, and they’re probably a plot by the deep state to weaken our teeth and make us dependent on China for dental care. Bring back FREEDOM straws!
#PaperStrawsAreCommunism #PlasticOrNothing #parody
They melt, they taste weird, and they’re probably a plot by the deep state to weaken our teeth and make us dependent on China for dental care. Bring back FREEDOM straws!
#PaperStrawsAreCommunism #PlasticOrNothing #parody
January 6th was a peaceful MAGA day RUINED by Antifa and BLM infiltrators dressed as patriots!
The Capitol Police invited everyone inside, then turned around and arrested innocent MAGAts while the REAL criminals, Antifa and BLM, walked free!
#JusticeForJan6 #AntifaDidIt #parody
The Capitol Police invited everyone inside, then turned around and arrested innocent MAGAts while the REAL criminals, Antifa and BLM, walked free!
#JusticeForJan6 #AntifaDidIt #parody
November 30, 2024 at 7:44 PM
January 6th was a peaceful MAGA day RUINED by Antifa and BLM infiltrators dressed as patriots!
The Capitol Police invited everyone inside, then turned around and arrested innocent MAGAts while the REAL criminals, Antifa and BLM, walked free!
#JusticeForJan6 #AntifaDidIt #parody
The Capitol Police invited everyone inside, then turned around and arrested innocent MAGAts while the REAL criminals, Antifa and BLM, walked free!
#JusticeForJan6 #AntifaDidIt #parody
School lunches are socialist propaganda!
If kids want food, they should get a job, not mooch off hardworking taxpayers.
Hunger is freedom, and freedom is
American! Starve the woke agenda right out of the cafeteria!
#mtg #shcoolunches #parody
If kids want food, they should get a job, not mooch off hardworking taxpayers.
Hunger is freedom, and freedom is
American! Starve the woke agenda right out of the cafeteria!
#mtg #shcoolunches #parody
November 30, 2024 at 5:12 AM
School lunches are socialist propaganda!
If kids want food, they should get a job, not mooch off hardworking taxpayers.
Hunger is freedom, and freedom is
American! Starve the woke agenda right out of the cafeteria!
#mtg #shcoolunches #parody
If kids want food, they should get a job, not mooch off hardworking taxpayers.
Hunger is freedom, and freedom is
American! Starve the woke agenda right out of the cafeteria!
#mtg #shcoolunches #parody
FACT: Wind turbines are causing earth’s rotation to slow down.
The radical left doesn’t want you to know that every spin of those giant fans is stealing energy from the planet.
It’s basic science, people!
When will Democrats stop their war on gravity?
#SaveTheEarth #BanWindmills
The radical left doesn’t want you to know that every spin of those giant fans is stealing energy from the planet.
It’s basic science, people!
When will Democrats stop their war on gravity?
#SaveTheEarth #BanWindmills
November 29, 2024 at 11:04 AM
FACT: Wind turbines are causing earth’s rotation to slow down.
The radical left doesn’t want you to know that every spin of those giant fans is stealing energy from the planet.
It’s basic science, people!
When will Democrats stop their war on gravity?
#SaveTheEarth #BanWindmills
The radical left doesn’t want you to know that every spin of those giant fans is stealing energy from the planet.
It’s basic science, people!
When will Democrats stop their war on gravity?
#SaveTheEarth #BanWindmills
Big Pharma has been pulling the wool over our eyes for decades!
It’s time to roll back these so-called ‘vaccines’ and let the body do what God intended.
Polio? Natural.
Measles? Builds character.
Mumps? A rite of passage!
Chickenpox? Childhood fun!
#RFKjr #brainworm #parody
It’s time to roll back these so-called ‘vaccines’ and let the body do what God intended.
Polio? Natural.
Measles? Builds character.
Mumps? A rite of passage!
Chickenpox? Childhood fun!
#RFKjr #brainworm #parody
November 29, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Big Pharma has been pulling the wool over our eyes for decades!
It’s time to roll back these so-called ‘vaccines’ and let the body do what God intended.
Polio? Natural.
Measles? Builds character.
Mumps? A rite of passage!
Chickenpox? Childhood fun!
#RFKjr #brainworm #parody
It’s time to roll back these so-called ‘vaccines’ and let the body do what God intended.
Polio? Natural.
Measles? Builds character.
Mumps? A rite of passage!
Chickenpox? Childhood fun!
#RFKjr #brainworm #parody
Happy Thanksgiving from the REAL America, where we celebrate freedom, family, and unseasoned bland turkey! This turkey doesn’t need any ‘woke spices’—just good ol’ American values. If I had my way, I’d ban all those liberal seasonings anyway. Who needs them?
November 29, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from the REAL America, where we celebrate freedom, family, and unseasoned bland turkey! This turkey doesn’t need any ‘woke spices’—just good ol’ American values. If I had my way, I’d ban all those liberal seasonings anyway. Who needs them?
Happy Thanksgiving to EVERYONE!
Even if eating turkey is ‘woke’ and cranberry sauce is a socialist agenda. The radical left may want to cancel pie, but let’s not forget the REAL war on Thanksgiving: the struggle to fit all those mashed potatoes on one plate.
#StuffingNotSocialism #parody
Even if eating turkey is ‘woke’ and cranberry sauce is a socialist agenda. The radical left may want to cancel pie, but let’s not forget the REAL war on Thanksgiving: the struggle to fit all those mashed potatoes on one plate.
#StuffingNotSocialism #parody
November 28, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to EVERYONE!
Even if eating turkey is ‘woke’ and cranberry sauce is a socialist agenda. The radical left may want to cancel pie, but let’s not forget the REAL war on Thanksgiving: the struggle to fit all those mashed potatoes on one plate.
#StuffingNotSocialism #parody
Even if eating turkey is ‘woke’ and cranberry sauce is a socialist agenda. The radical left may want to cancel pie, but let’s not forget the REAL war on Thanksgiving: the struggle to fit all those mashed potatoes on one plate.
#StuffingNotSocialism #parody
Thanksgiving is CANCELLED by the radical left!
They want us to apologize for eating turkey, like the Founding Fathers didn’t fight for our right to cranberry sauce! Next, they’ll say pumpkin pie is ‘offensive.’
Sorry, I’m too busy being thankful for FREEDOM and mashed potatoes. #GodBlessStuffing
They want us to apologize for eating turkey, like the Founding Fathers didn’t fight for our right to cranberry sauce! Next, they’ll say pumpkin pie is ‘offensive.’
Sorry, I’m too busy being thankful for FREEDOM and mashed potatoes. #GodBlessStuffing
November 28, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Thanksgiving is CANCELLED by the radical left!
They want us to apologize for eating turkey, like the Founding Fathers didn’t fight for our right to cranberry sauce! Next, they’ll say pumpkin pie is ‘offensive.’
Sorry, I’m too busy being thankful for FREEDOM and mashed potatoes. #GodBlessStuffing
They want us to apologize for eating turkey, like the Founding Fathers didn’t fight for our right to cranberry sauce! Next, they’ll say pumpkin pie is ‘offensive.’
Sorry, I’m too busy being thankful for FREEDOM and mashed potatoes. #GodBlessStuffing
People keep asking me about QAnon, and let me just say: if there is a secret cabal of time-traveling patriots eating cheeseburgers while decoding the Constitution with invisible ink, I fully support their right to save America one shit at a time. #TrustThePlan #ButWhatPlan
November 28, 2024 at 12:59 PM
People keep asking me about QAnon, and let me just say: if there is a secret cabal of time-traveling patriots eating cheeseburgers while decoding the Constitution with invisible ink, I fully support their right to save America one shit at a time. #TrustThePlan #ButWhatPlan
Reposted by Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody)
Did MTG get some work done? She is easier on the eyes here.
November 20, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Did MTG get some work done? She is easier on the eyes here.
These woke liberals don’t know that about me! I never said that- even if it’s probably true!
November 28, 2024 at 9:10 AM
These woke liberals don’t know that about me! I never said that- even if it’s probably true!
Thanksgiving is the most patriotic holiday because it’s when the pilgrims invented freedom by eating turkey and corn! Without it, we wouldn’t even have America or gravy. Liberals want to cancel it because they hate family and stuffing. #ThanksgivingForever #TurkeyEqualsFreedom
November 28, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Thanksgiving is the most patriotic holiday because it’s when the pilgrims invented freedom by eating turkey and corn! Without it, we wouldn’t even have America or gravy. Liberals want to cancel it because they hate family and stuffing. #ThanksgivingForever #TurkeyEqualsFreedom
❌ Government-funded propaganda like NPR
❌ Useless grants (do we really need research on frogs?)
❌ Pentagon ‘misplacing’ BILLIONS (did they check under the tanks?)
Just a few things my prestigious Subcommittee on DOGE will not help at all with! #makeamericaworse #republicunt #parody
❌ Useless grants (do we really need research on frogs?)
❌ Pentagon ‘misplacing’ BILLIONS (did they check under the tanks?)
Just a few things my prestigious Subcommittee on DOGE will not help at all with! #makeamericaworse #republicunt #parody
November 28, 2024 at 8:47 AM
❌ Government-funded propaganda like NPR
❌ Useless grants (do we really need research on frogs?)
❌ Pentagon ‘misplacing’ BILLIONS (did they check under the tanks?)
Just a few things my prestigious Subcommittee on DOGE will not help at all with! #makeamericaworse #republicunt #parody
❌ Useless grants (do we really need research on frogs?)
❌ Pentagon ‘misplacing’ BILLIONS (did they check under the tanks?)
Just a few things my prestigious Subcommittee on DOGE will not help at all with! #makeamericaworse #republicunt #parody
Every year, millions of turkeys get a free pass thanks to presidential pardons, but what about the American people?! Where’s our pardon from high taxes and woke policies? Turkeys are freeloaders, and it’s time we put Americans first—no more free rides for birds! Completely unprecedented!
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Every year, millions of turkeys get a free pass thanks to presidential pardons, but what about the American people?! Where’s our pardon from high taxes and woke policies? Turkeys are freeloaders, and it’s time we put Americans first—no more free rides for birds! Completely unprecedented!
Tariffs are simple—just make China pay us to sell their stuff here. Why isn’t anyone talking about how that’s free money for America? #MAGA #uneducated
November 27, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Tariffs are simple—just make China pay us to sell their stuff here. Why isn’t anyone talking about how that’s free money for America? #MAGA #uneducated
Diet soda is a LEFTIST SCAM! They took the sugar to control our minds and push the globalist agenda. No real patriot drinks that junk! First it’s diet soda, next it’s beetlesfor breakfast and socialism by lunch. WAKE UP AMERICA! #NoToDietSoda
November 27, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Diet soda is a LEFTIST SCAM! They took the sugar to control our minds and push the globalist agenda. No real patriot drinks that junk! First it’s diet soda, next it’s beetlesfor breakfast and socialism by lunch. WAKE UP AMERICA! #NoToDietSoda
Deport everyone who wasn’t born here! That includes the Pilgrims, right? They didn’t have papers either. Let’s just go all the way back to the dinosaurs—bet they were the REAL Americans. #FixEverything #DinosaurRights
November 27, 2024 at 7:21 AM
Deport everyone who wasn’t born here! That includes the Pilgrims, right? They didn’t have papers either. Let’s just go all the way back to the dinosaurs—bet they were the REAL Americans. #FixEverything #DinosaurRights
Good job @dealsandsteals.bsky.social for rolling back those truly woke and unconstitutional DEI policies. Now we can exclude the people Conservatives tend to not like.
#gowokegobroke #wokebad #MAGAt
#gowokegobroke #wokebad #MAGAt
November 27, 2024 at 7:05 AM
Good job @dealsandsteals.bsky.social for rolling back those truly woke and unconstitutional DEI policies. Now we can exclude the people Conservatives tend to not like.
#gowokegobroke #wokebad #MAGAt
#gowokegobroke #wokebad #MAGAt
Trump can fix it! He will fix the mess of the democrats and will #makeameriaworse
November 27, 2024 at 5:12 AM
Trump can fix it! He will fix the mess of the democrats and will #makeameriaworse
This is how we #WIN! Tariffs make other countries PAY for selling us their stuff. Sure, prices might go up, but that’s just the price of FREEDOM #TariffsAredumb #lostBigly #MAGA
BREAKING: Donald Trump says he will impose a 25% tariff on all goods from Mexico and Canada and an additional 10% tariff on Chinese goods, effective from his first day in office.
Get ready for higher prices.
Get ready for higher prices.
November 27, 2024 at 5:10 AM
This is how we #WIN! Tariffs make other countries PAY for selling us their stuff. Sure, prices might go up, but that’s just the price of FREEDOM #TariffsAredumb #lostBigly #MAGA
Electric cars are stupid. What happens if you drive too far and the extension cord doesn’t reach? Are we supposed to carry a giant cord everywhere? Gas cars don’t need cords, so they’re obviously better. #NoCords #GasForever #MAGA
November 27, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Electric cars are stupid. What happens if you drive too far and the extension cord doesn’t reach? Are we supposed to carry a giant cord everywhere? Gas cars don’t need cords, so they’re obviously better. #NoCords #GasForever #MAGA
NPR is just another useless thing we’re paying for. Who even listens to the radio anymore? Spotify is free, so why should our taxes fund something no one uses? Americans are spoiled with their ‘facts’ and ‘news.’ Time to cut the waste and make people read a Bible instead! #DefundNPR
November 27, 2024 at 3:52 AM
NPR is just another useless thing we’re paying for. Who even listens to the radio anymore? Spotify is free, so why should our taxes fund something no one uses? Americans are spoiled with their ‘facts’ and ‘news.’ Time to cut the waste and make people read a Bible instead! #DefundNPR