Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody)
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody)
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Demented Bitch from GA-14, Fake Christian, Unfit Mother, Scammer, Proud Russian Asset 100% Pro-Life Pro-Gun Pro-MAGAt (Parody Account)
So Biden just waves his magic pen and poof—Hunter’s off the hook?! What’s next, pardoning the dog for barking too loud?! This is ILLEGAL and probably against the Constitution somewhere!! Hunter belongs in PRISON, not brunches!! #CorruptionInChief
December 4, 2024 at 9:32 AM
Elon Musk would totally dominate the NBA! He embodies peak athletics needed for basketball. Plus, his rocket-level stamina ensures he’d last at least half a layup before needing a Tesla to carry him off the court.
December 1, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Finally, someone brave enough to stand up to fluoride, the tooth tyrant!

Sure, our teeth might rot out without it, but who needs teeth when you’ve got FREEDOM?

I say let the cavities flow and the MAGA smiles shine! Toothless but fearless!

#FluorideConspiracy #FreedomFirst
December 1, 2024 at 12:26 PM
January 6th was a peaceful MAGA day RUINED by Antifa and BLM infiltrators dressed as patriots!

The Capitol Police invited everyone inside, then turned around and arrested innocent MAGAts while the REAL criminals, Antifa and BLM, walked free!

#JusticeForJan6 #AntifaDidIt #parody
November 30, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Big Pharma has been pulling the wool over our eyes for decades!

It’s time to roll back these so-called ‘vaccines’ and let the body do what God intended.

Polio? Natural.

Measles? Builds character.

Mumps? A rite of passage!

Chickenpox? Childhood fun!

#RFKjr #brainworm #parody
November 29, 2024 at 6:10 AM
November 29, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from the REAL America, where we celebrate freedom, family, and unseasoned bland turkey! This turkey doesn’t need any ‘woke spices’—just good ol’ American values. If I had my way, I’d ban all those liberal seasonings anyway. Who needs them?
November 29, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to EVERYONE!

Even if eating turkey is ‘woke’ and cranberry sauce is a socialist agenda. The radical left may want to cancel pie, but let’s not forget the REAL war on Thanksgiving: the struggle to fit all those mashed potatoes on one plate.

#StuffingNotSocialism #parody
November 28, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Every year, millions of turkeys get a free pass thanks to presidential pardons, but what about the American people?! Where’s our pardon from high taxes and woke policies? Turkeys are freeloaders, and it’s time we put Americans first—no more free rides for birds! Completely unprecedented!
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 AM