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Marissa
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Bisexual girl in the world. Feminist. Analytical. Seeker of intelligent connections. A bit mouthy at times. Most likely wearing heels. Essendon forever!

Melbourne, Australia

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Generated a new profile banner. I've never had green heels, but now I'm interested... #ChristmasHints
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Will be interesting to see how the age verification thing is going to be handled. Supply ID, or facial recognition? Given I don't use my real identity online, I'm just really curious to see how it will work. I don't want to get off sites like this, but I'm not spilling them my details either...
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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PROPOSAL: People walking along in crowded public spaces with their heads down buried in their phones and bumping into people because they aren't watching where they are walking?

Surgical removal of a finger for each offence.
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Just awake from a nanna nap...feeling fab!
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Cheney’s grave will presumably be in the United States, a boon for a country notoriously short of public toilets.
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Photographed yesterday, four of Sydney’s finest.
October 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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I know Donald Trump is a pathological liar, malignant narcissistic sociopath, racist, antisemite, misogynist, xenophobe, homophobe, transphobe, hater of our troops and believer in euthanizing folks with disabilities, but we too often forget that he's *also* an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon.
October 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Today’s unhinged take: The constitution is a 250 year old document that was written by slavers that should be replaced by a document guaranteeing human rights, shelter, food, healthcare, and basic utilities (water, heat, internet) to all.
October 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Just edge trimmed our little section of the driveway, and now I'm sneezing like a mofo. Remind me to get a cheeky little sub boy to do this next time... 🤣
October 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
OMG, too cute! 😍
Excuse me: bb turtles
October 18, 2025 at 8:23 AM
We're thinking about hitting the town tonight, but we're also not sure if we can be bothered. It's a lot harder in your 40's than it was in your 20's...
October 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Was curious about JFK’s health so I asked google. TIL he was pregnant in 1960 but only put on 15-20lbs
October 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Well, that was a night... *strong coffee*
October 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Had a longish skirt on today, so I got a little daring and wore suspender stockings to work to feel ready for 'date night' with my girl tonight.

It worked, I feel very ready... haha
October 3, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Got offline to avoid all the pew pew incident bullshit online...seems it's still going, but at least it's calmed down a bit...
September 16, 2025 at 12:05 PM
He looks completely dead inside, to be honest. Is he even human?
I get the distinct impression - considering the people he’s sacked - the remaining FBI personnel are going out of their way to make him look like an idiot. And it’s not that hard. The fuckwit is starting from a low base.
September 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Who would want to go anyway?
Foreign Affairs, if they haven't already, should upgrade their travel warnings for Australians. To not go to America.
September 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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No, Ezra Klein, Charlie Kirk wasn't “practicing politics the right way.” He promoted racism, sexism, homophobia and xenophobia. Kirk had every right to express his political views, and his death is an outrage. But no one who believes in peace and love should praise what he was doing to our politics.
September 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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A montage of Charlie Kirk: Roll that footage…
September 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
By no means do I support violence against anyone, but seems that being a bigoted asshole sometimes has consequences...
September 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Sore shoulder...would commit a murder for a massage!
September 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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33 years...
...right, let's not talk about her again until 2058...
September 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Where's Julie Anthony? #AFLFinals
September 4, 2025 at 9:38 AM
T*rump is a delusional fuckwit...
August 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM