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Michael Wyres
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Use only as directed. Please see your doctor if pain persists.

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Daily Mail continue to be a black hole of fact checking...who is "Mark Doohan"? Fuckwits...
December 31, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Geez, business must be bad for the porno scammers - $127904??? 😆
December 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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banging on child care centers doors yelling "SHOW ME YOUR CHILDREN" until i get tased
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
December 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
What day of the week is it?
December 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
A big black guy named Bubba, bent Tommy over and called himself Jesus?
December 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Danish conservative member of parliament on Denmark's 9.5% GDP growth rate.
"Not that we are satisfied, but the current growth rate in Denmark is decent. We will start buying USA states shortly."

www.alternet.org/denmark-trum...
Conservative Denmark lawmaker mocks Trump's push to take over Greenland
President Donald Trump's ongoing efforts to make Greenland a part of the United States are being met with ridicule — even from a high-ranking conservative member of Denmark's parliament.In a Thursday ...
www.alternet.org
December 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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For the record:

I’m not anti-AI. I think there’s many amazing uses for LLMs and generative AI. But when AI slop is sold as “truths” to an unsuspecting public, it’s unethical and potentially harmful
December 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Who the hell creates a PornHub account? #wired #infosec
December 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Bored. Suggestions welcome.
December 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Remember, England have won one game in a row...
December 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Bari Weiss: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
www.youtube.com
December 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Elizabeth Holmes was persecuted because she was a woman, not because she committed massive, massive fraud, proven thoroughly in court.
December 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
🎵"...fuck off Duckett, fuck off, fuck off......fuck off Duckett fuck off..." 🎵 #Ashes
December 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
So they "just happened to find" around 1 million new documents *now*...just after legislation forcing them to release them came into effect...

I call bullshit...
December 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Look, I'm no expert, but shouldn't they have worried about that three tests ago? #Ashes #TheAshes
December 24, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I live in the back unit of three.

Unit two gets so shitty when they've left a car in the middle of the driveway and I want to get past.

Get fucked - if I'm home, I might want to get my car out. If I'm out, I might want to get my car in.

Douches.
December 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Meanwhile...
Scientists have developed a robotic hand exoskeleton that can passively train expert pianists to play faster keystrokes and overcome the ceiling effect in motor skills.

Read more in #ScienceRobotics: https://scim.ag/3N3bJil
December 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Can we stop calling Russell Brand a comedian? Every charge makes him less funny than he already wasn't...
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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So this happened.
doj accidentally leaked new epstein files
YouTube video by voidzilla
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Ok. Now had a chance to check and, well, at least some docs do appear to be straight up classic redaction fail. And there are some *interesting* bits here.

www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Must have fallen out of the car window...
December 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Trump's black hand was painted up again today (via Getty)
December 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV.

There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
archive.org
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM