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Michael Wyres
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mwyr.es
Soooooo...two people, plus minus 2 others? So, zero then?
#GoHomeLinkedInYoureDrunk
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
mwyr.es
We’ve had a vote on the train, and we’ve decided to crash on through. Why the conductor couldn’t communicate this is another #vline mystery…
Trespasser
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
mwyr.es
Context:
- on Craigieburn train
- between Melb Central and Parliament
- umm what?
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
mwyr.es
"...compensate me, or I'll seek compensation..."

Extortionist. Yes, the BBC fucked up here, but it's all about money with Mango Mussolini...he doesn't really care...
The US president has vowed to seek financial damages unless the British broadcaster apologises, retracts its “disparaging” statements and compensates him for the harm caused.
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
mwyr.es
GoogleAI - powered by Crab
November 7, 2025 at 5:39 AM
mwyr.es
#libspill - is it on? #auspol
Sarah Henderson on Ley's leadership: "I can't pretend things are good..."
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
mwyr.es
Not even @montaguestbridge.bsky.social has done it this bad:
Truck hits rail bridge in Lithgow NSW, collapsing the bridge entirely and trapping several people.
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
mwyr.es
Anyone want to do a smash and grab in our lobby?
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
mwyr.es
Why would you 'accelerate' policy positions that have given you the lowest support in 40 years? I mean, they are a shitshow and it's not a complaint, but fuck - smell the coffee you nitwits... #auspol
November 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
mwyr.es
Influencers... *eye roll*

The ban will still affect their channel, wherever they move...
The “Empire Family”, who live in Western Australia, have nearly 1.8 million subscribers and will pack up and head to Britain to avoid the (social media) ban that would affect their channel.
October 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
mwyr.es
Hi Megan - someone got your number wrong, please drop the forms at the office, okay?
Hi Megan, if you wanted to drop the forms off I'm in the office today. We do need them signed and dated by today (even if you drop them off next week). Thanks
October 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
mwyr.es
Sure thing “Richard”…I’m sure women can have that name, but if you’re going to rando-request, be a little more realistic?
Facebook friend request from “Richard” with clearly female photo…
October 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
mwyr.es
"...that's no ballroom..."

(seriously, whoever did this, well played...)
Altered image showing a Death Star under construction where the East Wing of the White House once was...
October 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
mwyr.es
Not photoshopped...
October 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
mwyr.es
New BOM site... #slowClap
October 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
mwyr.es
How does one block from happening, something that's already happened?
October 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
mwyr.es
Good luck with that...
October 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
mwyr.es
Photo clearly showing a complete lack of East Wing
October 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
mwyr.es
“I’m not going to interfere with the existing building…”
East Wing completely demolished Satellite image showing completely demolished East Wing
October 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
mwyr.es
Surely this is a problem for #vline to solve - rather, it’s a problem passed onto their customers…as usual…

Absolutely zero ability to cope with predictable issues…
Modified train service due to “delayed train crew”
October 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
mwyr.es
Umm, okay then...
"Windows Update is committed to helping reduce carbon emissions"
October 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
mwyr.es
Prepare for spooky:
October 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
mwyr.es
Seriously, spammers are dipshits:

- email claims to be from splendid[.]com
- SMTP conversation says it's from abc[.]net[.]au
- SMTP helo command says bunnings[.]com[.]au

Easy to spot, douchebags...
October 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
mwyr.es
The more you comment about it, Little Man, the more it looks like it's real...
Trump says Murdoch can’t prove Epstein birthday note is real Rupert Murdoch will not escape the legal repercussions of Fox News’ reporting of claims that the 2020 presidential election was stolen from Donald Trump. The US President urged a judge to let him pursue a $US10b libel lawsuit against Rupert Murdoch over a Wall Street Journal article claiming he sent a bawdy birthday note to Jeffrey Epstein
October 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
mwyr.es
That should buff out, right?
Crashed 747F, snapped in half upon "landing" in the water at HKG...
October 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM