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How Hump Day finds me
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
How Hump Day finds me
I’ve started playing Disney Dreamlight Valley on my switch and it has completely consumed my spare time (this is not a complaint). I love my little character and planting/harvesting crops and completing all the little quests and decorating. Beats doomscrolling by a mile
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I’ve started playing Disney Dreamlight Valley on my switch and it has completely consumed my spare time (this is not a complaint). I love my little character and planting/harvesting crops and completing all the little quests and decorating. Beats doomscrolling by a mile
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more bulges on the feed please.
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
more bulges on the feed please.
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Bugonia was one of the best movies I’ve watched all year.
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Bugonia was one of the best movies I’ve watched all year.
I need a fat ass on my face rn
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I need a fat ass on my face rn
It’s heavy today btw
November 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It’s heavy today btw
*exhales* good morning
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
*exhales* good morning
God I cannot wait to move to NYC
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
God I cannot wait to move to NYC
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Must be nice to have a candidate you like win and not a devil in a wheelchair who won’t go away
a chimpanzee is laying on a couch and pointing at a piece of paper
ALT: a chimpanzee is laying on a couch and pointing at a piece of paper
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November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Must be nice to have a candidate you like win and not a devil in a wheelchair who won’t go away
Absolutely feral still
November 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Absolutely feral still
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november 1st mood
November 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
november 1st mood
Happy spooky friday
October 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Happy spooky friday
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Can we take a moment for my rehearsal dinner outfit?
October 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Can we take a moment for my rehearsal dinner outfit?
Bachelor boat day photos are coming to light from Thursday and wow I was more drunk than I thought
October 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Bachelor boat day photos are coming to light from Thursday and wow I was more drunk than I thought
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hey! VIOLATED is the word you’re looking for. hope that helps
BREAKING: Israel strikes southern Gaza in test of ceasefire.
Israel strikes Gaza in first major test of ceasefire
Israel said it struck Hamas militants in Gaza on Sunday after they shot at Israeli soldiers who were inside the area that is still under Israeli control, according to the conditions of the Oct. 10 ceasefire.
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October 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
hey! VIOLATED is the word you’re looking for. hope that helps
How is this for Friday?
October 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
How is this for Friday?
After the last 6 months of wedding planning, I survived without anxiety medicine or any panic attacks and sent our final payment today. Now get me to Tuesday and on an airplane out of Texas.
October 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
After the last 6 months of wedding planning, I survived without anxiety medicine or any panic attacks and sent our final payment today. Now get me to Tuesday and on an airplane out of Texas.
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If they can stamp lil skeletons on Reese’s skeletons they can cut out the face on the Reese’s pumpkin so it matches the picture of a Reese’s jack o lantern on the label
October 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If they can stamp lil skeletons on Reese’s skeletons they can cut out the face on the Reese’s pumpkin so it matches the picture of a Reese’s jack o lantern on the label
Was given this at work today. It declined 😊
October 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Was given this at work today. It declined 😊